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Yandere platonic Avengers x Peter Parker/Spiderman

Bonus: venom/Eddie Brock, Deadpool/Wade Wilson, Dr. Strange, The Flash/Barry Allen, GOTG

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Bullied

Summary: They figure out that Peter is bullied

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Tony Stark/Ironman

It took a lot of convincing on Peter's part to not get homeschooled.

Tony would prefer to keep Peter close, and have him being homeschooled under his watchful eyes.

However he can't say no to the puppy dog eyes either.

But when Tony does figure out that Peter is bullied, there's no way out of homeschool.

To Peter's luck though, it took a lot of time for Tony to realize that Peter is bullied, seeing as Peter is great at hiding it, and Tony wouldn't think that anybody has the balls to bully his kid.

Tony did finally notice it when Peter came home from school with a black eye.

God bless that bully because Tony will find out who did it. Any excuses Peter might come up with are not believed, and Tony is seething from pure rage.

How could he not have noticed this sooner? He feels disappointed with himself, and will make it up to Peter tenfold even though it wasn't his fault.

But what about the bully? Oh boy you are in for a ride.

Tony wouldn't hurt the bully if they were a kid as well, not physically at least. But instead the bully's loved ones are not as lucky.

Parents dead. Cause? Sudden car accident.

Siblings over the age of 18? Missing.

Cousins/uncles/aunts dead dead dead.

Oh but Peter's fate is almost worse than death.

He has no change on going back to school for a while and on top of that Tony is hovering over him almost 24/7.

However, when (after a lot of convincing and family nights) Peter finally goes back to school, everyone knows not to mess with him. After all, they just might find their loved ones dead....

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Steve Rogers/Captain America

Just like with Tony, it took him a bit long to realize that Peter was bullied.

However unlike with Tony, Steve didn't even think for a moment about homeschool.

School is important to Steve, but still of course Peter's mental and psychical health are the most important to Steve.

The same thing about Tony and Steve is that neither of them thought that anyone would have the guts to bully their son, but unlike with Tony, Steve figured it out the moment he saw the smallest possible scratch on his boy's skin.

Unlike with Tony, Steve is going to hurt a kid if it comes down to it.

Of course, he would never kill a child (maybe), but when it comes to his son, he wouldn't mind punching a bully.

I mean, who would believe that the Captain America hit a child? :)

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Bruce Banner/The Hulk

Well this is getting dangerous.

Bruce would notice it almost immediately. I mean, he used to be bullied at school too, so of course he notices if his son gets bullied.

However, it's not Bruce that makes this situation dangerous( just not yet at least), it's Hulk (obviously).

Hulk would not give a flying fuck who he has to kill to keep their son safe. May it be a teenager, an adult or even a fucking alien, Hulk would kill them all if they were endangering Peter.

While Hulk is more "punch now, don't even talk later" Bruce is more of the "talk first, punch then, and punch again again again again again again and again"

Of course, Bruce couldn't physically hurt another child (at least not badly), unlike Hulk, but he's dangerous without Hulk too.

He's smart. Like super smart. And he knows his ways with manipulation and playing with human minds.

If the bully happens to be an adult, like Peter's teacher for example, the oh boy aren't they in for a ride.

Bruce would make it slow and painful.

He knows just where to punch or stab them for it to hurt but keep them alive and in pain.

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Thor & Loki

Nope. There's no way Peter's getting bullied. Not kidding.

Pretty sure that Loki and Thor has already takes Peter with them to Asgard, and only a fool would bully a royal. Especially if that royal has two overprotective gods hovering over him 24/7.

So it is highly unlikely that Peter would be bullied in Asgard.

However, on earth it's a different story.

Of course, Thor and Loki would want to take Peter with them to Asgard, but they also care about Peter's feelings and wants, so most likely they would take trips to Asgard from time to time with Peter, and spend most of their time on earth because of Peter's wish.

But still, it's quite impossible for Peter to get bullied (not for long anyways)

Someone makes a rude remark? The next day they are avoiding Peter like a plague.

Someone hits him? They dissappear without a trace.

But if someone makes him cry? Buh-bye Peter's school. And welcome Asgard!

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Eddie Brock/Venom

Now if Hulk is dangerous, the Venom is a menace.

Eddie has teached Venom, that they can eat bad guys. And clearly, bullied are bad guys, right?

If it would have been any other situation, only Eddie would have had a 'talk' with the bullies, along with Venom just scaring them a bit. Y'know, threatening to eat them if they don't stop. But when it comes to Peter, oh boy.

It wouldn't take long for Venom to notice. Venom knows almost constantly what's going on with Peter, and he'll know immediately if something is wrong.

If it was just some mean words, it might take a bit longer for Venom to realize. Peter is good at hiding his feelings, but not good enough to hide them from an alien.

And that compared with Eddie's constant worries, it wouldn't take long for them to figure out what's going on.

Eddie is constantly worried about Peter. Peter is a good kid, and he's easy to take an advantage of, especially if it's some classmate making him do their homework or something along the lines of that.

So, it's understandable when Eddie gets paranoid and happens to stalk Peter trough his school day.

If the bullying is mental, the bully just might survive with lifetime trauma and a few broken bones.

If the bullying was physical however, well there's no one who has lived to tell the tale.

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Wade Wilson/Deadpool

He may not be great with feelings, but he does notice when something is wrong.

And after that it's pretty much kill, kill, kill, kill.

He's not heartless, no. But he doesn't have any remorse for enemies.

And to add to that his immortality....

The least he would do is kill himself in front of a kid and scare them for life.

It isn't fun if someone doesn't get traumatized for life, right?

There's nothing he wouldn't do for Peter. He'd die over and over and over again if it meant that Peter would be safe.

There isn't really much to add to this since he really would just go right for the kill.

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Barry Allen/The Flash

He knows what it's like.

He used to get bullied too when he was a kid, usually because he tried to help someone else from getting bullied.

And to add fuel to fire, Barry also knows that Peter would never hit a bully back, unlike he would've had.

From the very beginning when he took Peter under his wing, he'd been paranoid about Peter getting bullied, and it wouldn't take long for him to figure it out either.

He is the fastest man alive after all.

He's also very paranoid about Peter getting hurt.

A lot of people he loves has gotten hurt, and he ain't about to let some bully hurt his son like that.

Would he kill a bully? Now that's a hard question. But I'm pretty sure the answer is yes.

He has done a lot of things wrong in his life, and killing a bully is nothing to him.

Especially if it comes to his son's safety.

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Stephen Strange/Dr. Strange

He actually thinks it's quite humorous.

Not because Peter is getting mentally/physically bullied. It's because someone actually thinks that they can bully the child of an overpowered wizard!

Honestly, it's funny to him. It's so easy to torture them endlessly just by sending them somewhere they don't belong.

But of course Peter doesn't need to know this. He's naive and innocent, there's no way Stephen's gonna let some useless waste of space ruin that.

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Guardians Of The Galaxy/GOTG

Oh shit.

OH SHIT.

They're the guardians of the galaxy for god's sake! There's no way the bullies are getting out of this alive.

Then again, it's unlikely that he would get actually bullied when he's with the GOTG, mostly because they are most likely in space! Whether Peter wanted to or not...

But I wouldn't be surprised if some stupid suicidal dumbass insulted Peter while they're on some random planet.

Groot would be the most violent if he was a grown-up.

If he isn't however, then the most violent would be Drax.

At first, Mantis doesn't understand what it means. She's only just learning human emotions, so she doesn't know that it's a bad thing until someone tells her. She'll be so confused. How could someone insult/hurt an innocent cute human being like Peter? Ain't no way. The ones that do that aren't even people in Mantis' eyes, they're just monsters that are trying to hurt and corrupt something precious.

Quill knows immediately what's up. He used to get bullied when he was younger too, and ain't no way he's gonna let Peter go trough the same he did. Quill may not be the most violent or threatening of the GOTG, but he is however a demigod. And Quill isn't gonna let some lowlife insult his darling boy.

Gamora is feared/hated by many, and she isn't gonna hesitate for even a second to end anyone that hurts Peter, even if it was on accident. The least she would do if she's feeling merciful, she'd just break a couple of limbs. However, if Peter wasn't there, the bullies fate wouldn't be so peaceful.

In Rocket's case, no one even needs to bully Peter. Just stare at Peter for a second too long and you're getting shot. Quick and simple.

Drax and Mantis wouldn't care if Peter was watching. They'd just kill them, and comfort Peter later on, telling him that they did it for his own safety.

Rocket and Groot could never kill anyone in front of Peter. Or at least so that Peter sees what's happening. They all know that Peter is against murdering, and they'd be damned if they let some asshole make Peter feel bad for that said asshole.

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Author: Sorry it took so long ಥ_ಥ

And for those wondering, I know that Flash is an DC character, but I really like writing Flash and I'm writing for my own enjoyment.

But still, I appreciate all the love and I'm willing to take requests💗

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Charles Boyle is totally an overprotective friend.

And here's why:

First of all the obvious. He gets jealous when it comes to Jake having friends.

Remember that time when Jake went undercover and talked about some guy named David? (Or was it Dave???) And Charles just couldn't let that go. Like i'm seriously sure that if Charles met David, he would've attacked, like seriously attacked.

Charles adores Jake (in a platonic way). I'm convinced there's actually nothing he wouldn't do when it comes to Jake.

And, remember that episode in season 2 where Hitchcock had that tape about Charles, and Hitchcock wanted to talk to Jake? I could literally see Hitchcock getting murdered trough Charles eyes.

So overall, Charles is actually pretty protective of Jake (in a platonic way) and I'm surprised this isn't talked about enough.

The friendship they have is amazing!!

And, between just us, I think it could have some platonic yandere potentional👀

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Yandere Platonic Avengers x Peter Parker/ Spiderman

Bonus: Venom/Eddie Brock, Deadpool/Wade Wilson, Dr. Strange, The Flash/Barry Allen, Guardians Of The Galaxy

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Underage

Summary: First reaction to finding out that Spiderman is underage

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Tony Stark/Ironman:

When Tony wanted Spiderman for his team during Civil War, he definitely did NOT know that Spiderman was underage.

Tony did figure out that Spiderman was on the younger side, but once he did figure out that Spiderman is underage, he was furious with himself for putting the kid in danger.

Almost immediately after finding out, Tony started working on a better suit for Spiderman. He did not like that the kid was putting himself in danger, but the least Tony could do to ensure that Spiderman would be at least safer, he made a suit. The suit had an intelligent AI, just like FRIDAY, but just seemed a bit younger. The AI (that Peter later named Karen) was coded to send Tony Spiderman's stats every day, and to notify him of Spiderman's location immediately if Spiderman got hurt in any way.

Soon just the suit wasn't enough to keep Tony's worries away, and it became harder and harder to resist the urge to just lock Spiderman up in his tower where it would be so much more safe.

"I'm fine, I really am."

"Kid, you got stabbed!" Tony yelled out in worry. He wasn't able to get there on time, and Spiderman, also known as Peter Parker, was stabbed in the knee.

"It's fine, it doesn't hurt anymore thanks to you." That was a bit of relief to hear for Tony, but still not enough to convince him to let the kid go home.

"Just stay here for the night kid. I'll let you go in the morning if it doesn't hurt anymore..." Tony tried convincing Peter, and even though both of them were stubborn, Tony got his way in the end just like always.

After Peter fell asleep in a spare bedroom, Tony got suited up and left the tower quietly.

"FRIDAY keep the tower locked, don't let Peter out of the tower under any circumstances without my permission. Eliminate possible threats."

And so Tony left the tower, he had bad guys to take care of after all...

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Steve Rogers/Captain America

To say that he was furious after finding out was an understandable.

He almost crushed the kid, and would've if it wasn't for Spiderman's super strength.

He was very enraged with Tony when he found out that Tony brought a child to fight him.

The kid got moves and power that shouldn't be underestimated, but he was still a growing child.

Children should be protected.

"Wait...you are underage?!"

"Yes Mr. Captain America sir!"

"I....almost crushed a kid..."

"Oh, no need to worry Mr. Captain America sir! I didn't get hurt (that much) and you were just so awesome and-"

The kid started rambling to Steve about how amazing his moves were and how his shield was so cool, it brought a smile to Steve's face. But still he felt guilty.

"No need to call me any formalities kid. Steve's just fine." Steve said with an amused smile as Peter stopped his rambling and blushed a bit.

"T-thank you Mr. Steve! I am very grateful!!" To that Steve couldn't help but let out a small laugh. The kid just was so formal compared to the most of kids his age.

He was still very angry with Tony. And he wouldn't just let this go that easily.

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Bruce Banner/Hulk

Despite what you might think, their first meeting actually happened while Bruce was himself.

His lab experiment went wrong and blew up in his face. He had been working on it for quite a while, and Bruce wasn't known for making failed experiments.

He probably would've started smashing things as his green counterpart, but didn't get to start before Spiderman walked to his lab.

Apparently he had been shot in his stomach, and Tony wouldn't let him get away without it being taken care of, so Spiderman just had to go to Bruce.

Of course Spiderman man had to take his suit off so Bruce could work on the scar, and that's when Bruce discovered that Spiderman was underage.

He almost started crying as he begun working to get the bullet out as the teenager let out small whimpers.

How could the others let an teenager endanger themselves like this?

When the boy started talking about Bruce's works without even mentioning Hulk with an starstruck look in his eyes after he had been batched up, Bruce actually did start crying a bit.

"I am very sorry Mr. Bruce Banner sir! I didn't mean to make you cry! I am so sorry!!" Peter said hurriedly as the teenager started panicking a bit about what he did. Did he say something wrong?

"No, no kid. I'm just so happy. It's been so long since someone recognized me trough my work and not trough Hulk..."

The next encounter did happen to be trough Hulk.

Hulk already knew about Peter of course. So that did make things a bit easier.

Hulk had just saved bunch of teenagers from a falling bridge with the help of Spiderman. Most of the people were scared of Hulk even though he did save them, but Spiderman just swung right on his shoulder and started talking to him like he was a normal human being.

Hulk could now definitely see why Bruce took liking to the kid.

"You are so cool Mr. Hulk! You were saving them left and right and-"

They were definitely keeping this kid around

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Thor & Loki

To the gods, Spiderman was just an itsy bitsy baby. A small child that shouldn't be fighting in fights like the ones they have fought in.

Even though they were from a different planet, they still did know what was wrong and what not in the planet called earth. And endangering a kid definetly was not on the good side.

If they weren't already protective of the Spiderman before, they definetly were after finding out that Peter was worthy.

Having such an young future ruler was a blessing, and Loki and Thor were not going to loose their future ruler because of some puny humans.

"Mr. Thor! You forgot this!!" Peter yelled, running towards Loki and Thor with a hammer in hand. The hammer in hand.

"Thank you young Parker..." Thor said in shock as he gazed at the much smaller human with an unknown glint in his eyes. And when the kid started rambling about how amazing Loki's magic was, that was the final straw. No one else has ever been so interested in Loki besides his brother Thor. It really warmed the two gods hearts....

Maybe even a bit too much

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Wanda/The Scarlett Witch

(She deserves happiness😭😭)

Wanda has dreamed of starting a family with Vision. And she knew the whole time that Spiderman a.k.a Peter Parker was an teenager since she can read minds after all

Even though Vision is gone and Wanda is a good guy now, the Avengers are all hostile towards her, except for the youngest Avenger, Spiderman.

She had already started developing strong platonic feelings towards Peter when Peter didn't treat her as a ticking time bomb and instead complimented her and her powers.

When Wanda discovers that Peter's parents are dead and his uncle (and aunt if this happened to happen after NWH) are also gone, that's when Peter's fate was sealed.

Peter needs a mother figure in his life. And clearly the only one capable for that role is Wanda.

They were soulmates. Made for each other. Wanda craved needed a child to take care of and Peter clearly needed to be taken care of.

Whether he realized it himself or not.

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Venom/Eddie Brock

Eddie figured it out while he and Venom were fighting Spiderman.

Venom was about to eat a bad guy's head when Spiderman stopped them. And it clearly agitated Venom to have his meal to taking away from him just like that.

So obviously they got into a battle. A battle that would've ended horribly for Peter if it wasn't for Eddie realizing that it was just a kid behind that suit.

For once in his life, Peter was thankful to be short and sound "childish". That was the reason that he didn't die that day after all.

"Wait Venom no! We can't hurt him!"

"What?! Why?!"

"He's clearly just a kid! Venom stop!" And Venom surprisingly listened to Eddie for once. He stopped attacking Spiderman and instead just stood where he was, wondering what to do next.

"Uhm Mr. Alien sir? Could we stop this battle? I just couldn't let you kill that criminal and I don't want to fight you!"

Well ain't this a surprise. They tried to kill the kid and yet, the kid just politely tries to get away from this situation. What a strange kid.

Thankfully Venom let Eddie take control again. Wouldn't want to scare the kid anymore after all.

"No worries kid and I'm sorry about that. I've got a parasite-"

"I AM NOT A PARASITE"

"And didn't realize you were just a kid before just now."

"Wait, how did you know I was underage?" Spiderman asked as he got closer to Eddie, his spider senses not reacting to danger anymore, though he still had a cold feeling in his neck.

Venom would be the first one to get posessive and obsessed over Peter. Any human is short compared to Venom, but Peter is just outright tiny to Venom. And even with Eddie, Peter would still fall short.

Knowing that Peter is a good guy (and in Venom's and Eddie's opinion delicate), it wouldn't take long for Eddie and Venom to just outright kidnap Peter, knowing that the kid would be in danger without them.

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Wade Wilson/Deadpool

Now this is some shocking news to Wade.

Wade always assumed that Peter was at least 18 or older since Wade only knew Peter as Spiderman, and Wade couldn't believe that anyone would let an underage kid fight crime on their own.

So naturally, Wade was VERY flirty with Spiderman. But ooh boy will he feel guilty after finding out that Spiderman is just a teenager.

He would still low-key flirt with Spiderman, but not in the same sense, and it turns more towards just compliments. When before he would have said "God your ass looks so good in that suit" now he just says "That suit really fits you".

Family has always been an F word to him and at first Peter was no different. Though hanging out with the kid really started to affect Wade in his thoughts of Peter, and now Wade just can't seem to leave Peter alone no matter what.

But Wade is still insecure, and doesn't think that he would be a good father. He was about to start a family with Vanessa but we all know how that turned out. It's harder for him to show his true self to Peter, and mostly protects Peter from the shadows.

Unless Vanessa is still alive, that would be a different story.

If Vanessa was alive, I wouldn't be surprised if Vanessa too devolved unhealthy platonic feelings towards Peter. While she isn't as strong as Deadpool, and her feelings wouldn't be as strong, she still would make a dangerous yandere.

Wade would feel a bit more comfortable around Peter, and wouldn't be so protective if Vanessa was alive.

However, if Vanessa is alive when Wade discovers that Peter is underage, but dies afterwards, it wouldn't take long for Wade to just kidnap Peter to keep him safe from harm.

He is sure Vanessa would be proud of him for keeping the kid safe.

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Barry Allen/The Flash

It wouldn't take long for Barry to notice that Spiderman is a kid.

I mean, Barry is the Flash a.k.a fastest man alive, so actually it would be surprising if he didn't know.

And to add to that, he's got an amazing team, and even though their technology may not be quit as advanced as Tony's technology, it's still some great ass technology.

Again, it wouldn't take long for Barry to develop strong platonic feelings towards Peter. They are both very alike, and Peter kind of reminds Barry of his younger self.

They both bond over science and each other's powers pretty quickly.

Barry is no stranger to working with underage people in hero work, but it doesn't mean that he does approve of it.

His friends and family most likely won't notice that he's starting to be clingy and protective over Peter, and when they do, they just brush it off as Barry and Peter having a tight bond. Little do they know....

Barry would let Peter continue his hero work, at least at first. However it just takes one time for Peter getting hurt, and now he isn't allowed in missions anymore.

Barry hopes that Iris would form a tight bond with Peter as well.

Most likely Iris would become yandere too over Peter, but still Barry would be the main one to get worried and eventually even paranoid.

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Stephen Strange/Dr. Strange

Just like Wanda, Stephen already knew about Peter's age for obvious reasons.

However unlike with Wanda, it took Stephen a lot longer to get actually attached to Peter.

It all probably started when they were in space, however there is a slim chance that Stephen could have already taken interest in Peter before.

However, after outsmarting Stephen in NWH, did Stephen fully realize how much he actually likes the kid.

There's really not much to say about him.

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GOTG

Well this is certainly a hard one.

They wouldn't take that much notice in Peter being a kid except Rocket and Drax.

For Rocket, Peter reminds him of Groot. The kid is just so naive and easily trusting, and even Groot can be more violent than Peter.

And for Drax, Peter reminds him of his own child. Peter is just so gullible and weak compared to Drax for example. (Of course we all know that Peter is in no ways weak, he just has smaller build than Drax)

So Rocket and Drax would be the most protective at the early stage.

Of course the others aren't practically happy about a kid being in space, but Peter Quill can also relate to Peter in that sense.

But there's not really much to this with these people.

So to sum it up: Drax and Rocket would be worried as hell, and everyone else would just be like: "oh okay"

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Author's note:

I apologize that this is so short and that this took so long. It's my first time writing so please have mercy on me ಥ_ಥ

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There's something about big ass men bottoming that turns me on.

Just hear me out:

Some 6ft tall guy walking around the city in a top and shorts that show off that great ass and those amazing muscles. And then everyone is like "Oh my, that guy's partner must be so lucky!!" And then when that dilf arrives home, he's getting bend over by someone 5x smaller than him and getting fucked into the brink of tears.

Like yes please 🙏

(And I did not use tags so if you see this you either follow me which is a mistake or you are just like me and enjoy this kind of shit. Don't try to deny it.)

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Yandere Platonic Avengers x Peter Parker/Spiderman Headcanons & Scenarios

Bonus: Eddie Brock/Venom,Deadpool/Wade Wilson, Dr. Strange, The Flash/Barry Allen, Guardians Of The Galaxy (newly added)

Underage

Summary: First reaction to finding out that Spiderman is underage.

Bullied

Summary: They figure out that Peter is bullied at school.

Escaping

Summary: Peter escapes and punishment follows when he's captured yet again.

Take care

Summary: They find out that sometimes Peter forgets to sleep or eat.

Not a big deal

Summary: Peter hurts himself accidentally.

Don't go

Summary: Peter dies, what are the reactions?

Now he's afraid of me...

Summary: Peter flinches when they yell/raise their hand.

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This deserves more love

I promise this will not become a common activity and I absolutely love everything you write, it is precious.

Maybe hcs of triad between Pyramid Head x Reader x Danny???? Either within the realm of the Entity or maybe, just maybe, in an AU Zombie Apocalypse, the idea that you like the most. Thank you for your attention and I hope you are well.

Contains: Pyramid Head, Danny, Jed Olson |Ghostface|, Suggestive Themes, Very Minor NSFW Mention, Nothing graphic at all.

I honestly wouldn't mind if your requests became a common activity, your prompts are amazing. Plus you just gave me the perfect excuse to do some more AU stuff! I never even thought about doing an apocalypse AU and I've never done one before so hopefully, this suffices. I had fun with it though.

Let’s say you meet Danny first. This man is completely fine with killing people alive, or dead. It won’t matter you get in his way? You’re dead.

You, however, well in Danny’s word “You’re just too pretty/handsome/wonderful to waste.” and that’s how you got stuck being dragged around by this man. Danny would thrive in the apocalypse. All the chaos is perfect for him, the only thing he would miss is being on the front page of the paper. He definitely carries some old copies around with him.

The first time you and Danny saw Pyramid Head the both of you almost died on the spot. For sure the both of you thought you were good as dead. No way for you to stab your way out of this one Danny.

“What’s that, zombies?” “no problem!” You taping on his shoulder before pointing in the distance “Um- Danny. Who’s that 7ft tall man with a sword-” Danny grabbing your hand already speeding away “I don’t feel like finding out, Movie star!”

I feel Pyramid Head would dislike Danny at first or try to kill him while swooping you up into his arms. Come here tiny human, let me save you from this impure man.

You would need to do some convincing on Danny’s part though and after listening to how he has cared for such a wonderful person he decides to spare him.

Danny will loath Pyramid Head at first constantly trying to fight the giant behemoth. Just imagine a hissing kitten trying to attack a giant dog who eventually gets tired and just pushes the kitten over.

Pyramid Head will simply follow the both of you around acting like a protective dog when zombies or raiders are around. Another thing that would discourage Danny is if Pyramid Head got to who/whatever was attempting to kill them leaving him no one to use to sate his own murderous needs.

If the both of you had a home-base of sorts or a set place to rest expect lots of cuddles from Danny on calmer nights, but nights filled with more violence expect some- let’s just say rough loving. Needless to say, you will not be walking the next day. Pyramid Head will be joining in also just not as much as Danny.

I feel Pyramid Head does not have a very high sex drive at all and at most, he’s a very body worship soft touches with a little bit of spice and a lot a bit of monster fucking. He gets off on giving you pleasure in any form.

Danny is very moody and once he settles more around Pyramid Head I could see him getting clingy with him if you weren’t around. Just like how Danny feels overly possessive of you over time it will also spread to Pyramid Head.

Honestly, I feel Pyramid Head will also grow fond of Danny given time.

It’s pretty much just gonna be you and your two overly possessive murderous lovers dominating the world.

Bonus points if you’re just as possessive and chaotic as they are.

You and your lovers had returned to your home base, quickly shedding the heavy and uncomfortable overclothes that, for you and Danny at least, had become a necessity for leaving your sanctuary to venture into the harsh environments. Sweet coated you, the underclothes you wore practically sticking to your skin. “Show,” you stated turning to your lovers. Getting a nod in acknowledgment in response from Pyramid Head and a go-ahead wave from Danny, who was exhausted already collapsed on one of the seats spread around, you headed off into the bathroom.

The water was cold and tinted a coppery color but as it washed over your overheated, grime-covered skin, it felt like heaven. You audibly sighed when you stepped out feeling clean and refreshed. Wrapped in a towel you left the bathroom returning to your lovers to fetch some clean clothes.

Looking up you couldn’t help the smile that broke out on your face.

Danny and Pyramid Head were sitting together curled into one another. You stifled your laugh as you immediately went reaching for Danny’s overused camera. “Say cheese,” you whispered as the thing shuttered the flash accidentally going off. “If I wasn’t so comfortable you’d be on your ass right now.” You burst out laughing at that point. Danny was glaring up at you from where he laid his face smashed against Pyramid Head’s chest.

“Sure, we both know you couldn’t do shit.” you teased. Danny arched his eyebrow a small smile curling on his lips “Oh, yeah.”

You must have been closer to the duo than you had originally thought because the next thing you knew the towel around your waist was gone and you were pulled down suffocating in Danny’s chest. Calling out playfully you struggled against Danny, laughing as Pyramid Head’s deep chuckle rumbled his own laugh joining yours. “Mine,” Danny said squeezing you. “All mine.” He stated peppering your face in kisses.

“Say it,” Danny said chuckling Pyramid Head’s gaze burning into you. “Okay,” you were able to stifle your laughing enough to speak “I��m yours. Both of yours.”