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do not raise a foul word against tofu in my presence

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spider monkeys are the gayest little monkeys right

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how to train your dragon should have a pg-13 cut not because i want it to be darker and edgier but because hiccup should be allowed to say fuck when his dad says he can kill dragons literally the moment he decides that he doesn't want to kill dragons anymore

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idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful

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fuck 4chan

fuck twitter

fuck reddit

fuck tumblr

and fuck you

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spending his bounteous inheritance

Original photo credit: Pygmy Falcon chick at the San Antonio Zoo

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cupping my hands together in the shower over my tummy letting them fill with water and spill over pretending i'm a beautifully detailed statue fountain in sicily that was modeled after the sculptor's wife that tragically passed and he considers it his greatest loss and he never remarried and wept while thinking about her every night until he died and an eclectic, sort of geeky and awkward art history student just finished his final about me in which he said that several historians consider me the most beautiful statue fountain in the world, and while that is true, he's also been obsessed with me since he saw a picture of me in a library book when he was young and i'm part of the reason for his taste in women as an adult and he's going to use the college fund money he secretly put away to go to sicily with his girlfriend to come see me because i was the art piece that made her feel beautiful and finally comfortable in her own skin after years of feeling unloved because i look just like her (she is also hopelessly in love with me) and he gently caresses the wedding ring in his pocket smiling gently glancing over at her glowing face as she makes eye contact with me and finally feels like everything is going to be okay. then i get shampoo. in my eye

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D o r i m e

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“Dorime”

by @eris_snail on instagram

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