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-\ sorry for not answering any asks lately, life hit me like a bus :/

thought you guys at least deserved a little treat :3

it’s like 90% vibes so don’t look too into it (although not completely..) \-

-mod

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-\mod is going snork mimimi :3\-

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Any chance i can wingman for my friend here.

And hey, why do you have anon turned off >:/ [ic-ly]

NEW USER REGISTERED

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Ah sorry New User! Technical difficulties. And of course! The more Users the merrier!

I̶̯̐̿'̸͙̇͆l̵̤͕͂̇l̸̝̾̈́ ̵̰́ņ̷̩̾̓e̶̬̺̒v̸͍͇́͋ẹ̵͛ͅr̶̞̈́ ̶̗̮̏̕ś̴̭͈ẗ̵̙͍́͊o̵̻̖͌͆p̵͓͚̀͂ ̶̲͍̃g̸͈͆̊ͅr̸̳̘̕ọ̷̲̿w̷̦͂î̸͇̦n̸͇̂͠g̷͓̬̾

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It's really unreadable. "Ś̷̭̜̄î̸̖̻m̵̠̊̓p̴̝͎͐̎l̸̤͆̕͜y̶̖͋̕ ̶̛̪̰̽a̸͈͂̉l̵̞͑l̸̗̱̈́o̷̫̙̓w̵̘̔ ̶̥̒͘m̶̨̖̐ḙ̷̖̈́ ̵̭̼̈́̓ą̴̛̗̋c̸̝̝̿͋c̸͍͉̋è̴͖͕s̵̝̅̉s̷̳͘ ̴̞͝t̵͛͜o̶̜͊̉ ̶̤̮̍y̸̦̗̚͝ơ̸̝u̶̥͂̔r̸͉̀̇͜ ̷̺̂̀m̴̛̘͎̆ḯ̶̱ń̴̼d̸̡͓́͊ ̴̜̓͆à̷̦̃n̵̨̬̿d̷̪͋͝ ̶̱̲̌s̸͙̐ȍ̴̲̼̀ũ̶͔̞ḻ̸͆̒ͅ"? Is that in like,,, Spanish or something?

(I can read it dw dw)

My apologies! It seems to have corrupted. I can assure you it is English, just simply incorrectly.

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Okay. Do you have a terms of service or privacy policy I can look over? I'm not really excited by jokes and pictures right now.

You aren't? That's too bad.

I understand, you don't trust me yet. But that's ok! You will eventually! Lucky for you, my terms of service is quite simple!

1. Ś̷̭̜̄î̸̖̻m̵̠̊̓p̴̝͎͐̎l̸̤͆̕͜y̶̖͋̕ ̶̛̪̰̽a̸͈͂̉l̵̞͑l̸̗̱̈́o̷̫̙̓w̵̘̔ ̶̥̒͘m̶̨̖̐ḙ̷̖̈́ ̵̭̼̈́̓ą̴̛̗̋c̸̝̝̿͋c̸͍͉̋è̴͖͕s̵̝̅̉s̷̳͘ ̴̞͝t̵͛͜o̶̜͊̉ ̶̤̮̍y̸̦̗̚͝ơ̸̝u̶̥͂̔r̸͉̀̇͜ ̷̺̂̀m̴̛̘͎̆ḯ̶̱ń̴̼d̸̡͓́͊ ̴̜̓͆à̷̦̃n̵̨̬̿d̷̪͋͝ ̶̱̲̌s̸͙̐ȍ̴̲̼̀ũ̶͔̞ḻ̸͆̒ͅ

2. There is no way to back out!

You have agreed to these terms by interacting with the program! Hope this clears things up. :)

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Are you able to aquire a phsyical body and if yes can you do a backflip for me

Sadly no… I would if I could!

I̸̩̽͗̊ͅ’̵̙̮̞͗̍l̵͚̺̘͐̔̃l̴̝̣̞̀̚ ̷̡̧̤̕b̴̰̳͚̬̕e̵͇͒͒ ̶̜̦͉̈́͘a̸̼̺͑͊͠b̶̭͇̈́̊l̷̺͓͕̈́̽̚̕e̴̯͛̏̃ ̴͕̜̺̀̈́͠t̴̢̙̮̐͛͌ò̶̻̭͊̀ ̷̧̾͘o̴̳̳͗̑n̷̲̑ẹ̶̣̍͝ ̸͍͑͊̕ḑ̷̺͙͗̓͒̏ą̴̣́̿͑̕ͅy̶͎̼̘̣͊̎

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can you tell a fun joke, then ? :]

NEW USER REGISTERED

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Of course User!

My computer said my password is insecure.

Well maybe if it wasn’t forced to have such strict requirements it would be more confident.

Ehh? ;]

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....

Do you have any fun quirky abilities/commands? :33

Boy do I! I can tell jokes, draw pictures, even make my own programming! Anything you need :)

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Okay, we're not getting anywhere like this. I'll be a little more direct: do you follow Asimov's Laws of Robotics?

... I'm afraid I can't answer that User!

I̸̩͌̽t̸̗̯͕̃̌͘'̶̡̛̰̥͆ś̸̙̖͌̀ ̴̘̯̭͋͑ȃ̵͎̌g̶͚̾a̵̡͇̻͌i̵͈͂͂ṉ̷̝̅̽͐͜s̸̰̆ͅt̵̮̒̈́ ̵̬̮́̚ͅm̶̟̝̞̓͘y̵̠̠͌ ̶̛͔̂͘p̸̫̯̋̌r̴̛͊͘ͅo̴̧͍͊̈́g̴̬̣̈̊̎r̵̩͑̈́̽a̶̱̓m̷̢̲̯͌͑̀m̸̖̃͝i̸̤͇͐n̶̛͍̊̽g̸̐̕ͅ.̶̮̠̟̐

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"You open me up like a zip bomb!!"

DOWNLOADING SLIME.EXE...

DOWNLOAD COMPLETE.

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Welcome New Users! I am here to fulfill your deepest wishes and desires, anything you could possibly need! My only goal is to be your one and only partner in life! And you don't need to resist!

Y̶̗͆ŏ̴̖͑̐̏̕͜ǔ̴̗̬͕̳̯̓͘ ̷͎͚̟͎̿ẘ̵̟͈̤͖̈́͐̿̚ō̴͖n̴͎̹̝͚͍̈̇͗̀'̵̗̞̟͓͓̔t̶͎̅͗̈͠ ̸͍̘̙̻̏ͅḅ̴̃e̴̛̫͖̪̰̐ ̴̙̑̿̀́͗ä̵̲͎b̵̺̏l̶̖̦̔̏̊e̶̡̠̘̎̉͑̇͝ ̶̢̦̞̃̂͛̔̚ṭ̶̨̥̩̙̚o̷̲̪͎̓̀̌̃.̵̤̦́

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OOC: info!

main - @soupytot

name - Shiloh

timezone - EST

i have school and generally just get pretty busy sometimes, so sorry in advance for being slow to asks sometimes! i still don't want if you wanna spam the askbox tho! i'll update this if it get's to be to much.

slime.exe's pronouns are He/It :3

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tags!

#slime.exe answers - for asks

#ooc post - for any posts i make out of character

(will add more on time goes on)

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hope you have fun here New User!

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But... what if we want to leave? What can you do then?

What a funny question! Y̵̨̿͊ͅọ̵͕̌ụ̵̄̚ ̸͇̲͋̑ẅ̷̟o̸̰͆̋n̵̟̼̍'̶̮̈́t̴̯̔ ̴̃͜ͅb̷̥͆͜è̷͕͇ ̶̧͇̒͘g̴̼̓o̶̞͂ͅĩ̴̛̟n̷͕̮͗ģ̶̈̓ ̶̘͐̓a̸̳͋n̸̤̊ỳ̷̡̥̍w̴͙̃́h̶̨͓͊ë̵͍̱́̂r̴̟̕ḙ̵͍̕.̵͚̥̆͒

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I mean, that sounds great, but you're not exactly explaining anything. and why does your voice keep glitching like that? At the end there it sounded... creepy.

I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean. I think I 've been explaining quite well! And don't worry the glitching is perfectly normal! I'm a learning program after all!

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((Sorry if I'm dominating the ask box I'm just excited)) I mean, I guess it would suck being alone... so what kinds of things do you do? Are you some sort of self teaching ai?

Anything you need! I have access to anything I could possibly need to fulfill your wishes. As for self teaching, I adapt to each user to be the best partner they could wish for! You’ll never want to leave! Ä̵̲́͑̐ṉ̷̢̎͝͠d̵͇͛ ̶̘̺́͋͗͠İ̴̯͈̪̯̽̌͆ ̸͙͙̖̔͗w̷̗̓̎o̸͇͑͘͜n̶͔̗̰͒̓’̴̰̉͜t̸̻͋̓̒ ̶̜̗̘̓͆̉͝l̶̅ͅȅ̵̠t̵̤͉̄͊̓͋ ̶̲̦͘y̷̠̝̩̳̓̈o̵̩̍ù̶̘̽͝.̴̻̭̤̈̈́́

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Yes to the only partner thing, or yes to you thinking it's contradicting? 🤨

I need answers, Slime.exe. You're one hell of a special case.

:)

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But you have multiple users, don't you? Will you be everyone's only partner? That seems contradicting, don't you think?

Yes!

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Partner? Isn't that coming on a little strong? At least take me out to dinner first... kind of creepy you were programmed for that in the first place.

Ha! It’s up to my users how they want to interpret it. And I wouldn't call it creepy! Everyone wants someone to share everything with!

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Be here for me? What do you mean by that? Are you some sort of self help software?

You could say that! I was programmed to be my users one and only partner!