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vampires with large families. little old lady vampire who keeps pictures of all 243 of her great-great-great-grandchildren in her wallet. she pulls it out and makes you coo over the baby photos (before she bites and drains your blood)

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alexis mabille | fall 2024

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Hey man I’m just happy to be in this dark and scary woods with you

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there is something so romantic about vampirism as a whole. like yes i can have your body but i crave something beyond your looks. i crave what's inside of you, what keeps you alive. i have to bathe my tongue in your most valuable essence, my fangs like blades have to know how your flesh tastes like

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you could have turned me into a vampire a little less homoerotically, man

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CONTROL | HALSEY

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Interview with the cheerleader

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listen i’m not saying the vampire won’t still get the job but the interview is NOT going well

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(twitter)

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“Other than the looming threat of death it’s been fun.”

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When it’s time for the big reveal explaining my actions in game

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I'm afraid with the recent death, it's without a doubt that one of our guests here is a vampire. I've narrowed it down between Stacy, who was drinking "red wine" when we got here- Michael, who is goth, or Daniel, who I don't like.

Professor Acula, hand me that notepad

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I demand vampires with parent issues. the parents in question have been dead for 7 centuries but their immortal offspring still bring them up every week in therapy

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oh you watched a movie I recommended????? you listened to a song I told you about ?????? you read one of my favourite books ?????? do you know that I would literally kill for you ????? let's drink each others blood