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Agron + loving Nasir… Hugely.

“Jupiter himself would find cause to tremble if he laid hand upon you.” “You would battle a god for me?” “I would slay all that would lay attempt to wrest you from my arms.”

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STEVE HARRINGTON Stranger Things | 4.02: Vecna’s Curse

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Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) Dir. Anthony & Joe Russo

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"That's why we play!"

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the last binding trilogy by freya marske, or, when edwardian-era pornographic literature becomes steadily more and more relevant to the plot

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if he was still alive I know in my heart that Terry Pratchett would have done a bit about Igors and Igorinas doing gender confirmation surgery by now. going into a lab full of bubbling vials and picking out a penis from a tank the way you pick a lobster. that one, please. you gotta be careful though because they'll really try to upsell you into getting two or three installed. people going to the clinic as pairs and just having parts swapped out for a discounted rate. maybe you actually just trade brains, that's even easier. Igorth have already been doing that thurgery for thenturieth.

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the witcher + text posts:

radskier edition (part 4)

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JOSEPH QUINN as EDDIE MUNSON in Stranger Things

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tol and smol

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Really just wanted to draw a Camp Counsellor, Steddie. But being a bit of a horror fan I turned toward the awesome 80s videos of the day for inspiration. Where both of them think a warm summer and babysitting kids is going to be a breeze. Little do they know that they become the Final boys as something stalks the camp 😢 Is it really killing the kids? Or are the boys just stuck in their own nightmare the Camp created for them? DunDunDun!!!! 😨😈

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A Power Unbound, ch 18 // ch 32

Text: Christ, he was so tired, and Jack was so unbearably solid. If Alan went over and hit him, or flung obscenity in his face, or leaned his forehead against Jack’s sternum—that stupid broad chest clad in expensive wool and silk and cotton—Jack wouldn’t shift. Alan had never needed to lean on anyone. It was intolerable that he now kept turning out the pockets of his soul and finding caught in their seams the desire to let someone else take his weight. The desire to be held, even kissed.

On the way there, it illuminated Alan. The part of Jack that enjoyed being right and was generally convinced of his own rightness tried to tell him that he wasn’t surprised. But he was. Every large and dreadful thing that had ever happened to him in his life he had worked his way through, afterwards, alone. It was a new experience, to want his solitude and then find someone intruding on it and be glad. A small gladness, like a mouthful of good wine, but world-shaking in its novelty. Not since Elsie died had there been someone whose company Jack preferred to his own.

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new witcher promotion from twitter!

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Taskmaster S17E03

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- maud blyth to alan ross, a restless truth (2022) by @fahye​

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Spartacus: War of the Damned | Enemies of Rome

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JOSEPH QUINN as EDDIE MUNSON STRANGER THINGS 4, VOL. 1 (2022) 4x05, “Chapter Five: The Nina Project”