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new admin!

heya! so i’m dakota, im gonna help run this account from now on. i might not be that active but ill try my best!

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woohoo

this blog’s dead now y’all sorry 😔😔

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eric: i have a plan.

sheila: i have the hospital on speed dial

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eric: guys, what colour is gerald’s shirt?

mr birling: grey.

sheila: grey.

mrs birling: grey.

eric: uh-huh. now, gerald, tell them what colour you think it is.

gerald:

gerald:

gerald, whispering: dark white

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inspector goole: what are you planning to do with the rest of your life?

eric: develop a drinking problem :)

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eric: sheila, you’re a lovely sister, but i came over to eat pizza and fuck your fiancé

eric: and you're out of pizza

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eric: don’t you ever yearn for social contact?

mr birling: i don’t even want to be having this conversation right now.

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gerald: hmm... could i get a margarita?

edna: of course, sir.

gerald: can you make it virgin?

edna, holding back tears: of course i can make it

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for a moment i thought alderman was the name of the cat or something

SNBDKSHSKSK THERE’S A C A T???

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watched '54 Inspector Calls with my mother and she headcanons Gerald to be a conspiracy theorist

sheila: so you‘re saying that the inspector isn’t a real inspector?

gerald: yes.

sheila: and that the inspector isn’t a man because he’s a lizard person?

gerald: yes.

sheila: a lizard person working for the government to sacrifice us all to the illuminati?

gerald: yes.

sheila:

gerald:

gerald: also the moon landing was staged.

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eva: why are you two so different?

sheila: i was raised by my mother.

eric: i was raised by alderman birling

eva: why can’t you just call him your father like everyone else?

eric: him being an alderman comes before him being my father.

eva:

eva: you’re a dick, but i feel really sorry for you now

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edna: gentle reminder to not drink too much port right before bed.

eric: no.

edna: this was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance bring me ungodly amounts of rage

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sheila: being a lesbian isn’t all fun and games. sometimes you get really used to stealing your girlfriend’s clothes and then she goes on a trip and you have no pants to wear.

eva: i took 2 pairs of pants.

sheila: THE GOOD ONES

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eva: did it hurt?

gerald: what, when i fell from heaven?

eva: no

eva, pushing gerald down the stairs: that

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sheila: you don’t think i can fight you because i’m a girl!

eric: i don’t think you can fight because you’re wearing a GIGANTIC dress. for what it’s worth, i don’t think even the inspector here could fight in that dress either.

inspector goole: perhaps not, but i would make a radiant bride.

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mr birling, to eva and eric: this could ruin our reputation forever! you should care about this stuff!

eric: yeah, but we totally don’t

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gerald: i told you, eric and i are just friends!

eva: a...achoo!

eva: ...sorry, i’m allergic to bullshit