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ahhhhh i cant afford my cats thyroid med does anyone have a 20 i can repay!!!!!!

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LOOOOVE katseyes new single

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ahhhhh i cant afford my cats thyroid med does anyone have a 20 i can repay!!!!!!

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“I saw in my mind fairy lights through the mist” she could see their love through the uncertainty, clinging to the hope that they could return to that feeling and moment only to accepted their fate in the end.

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ahhhhh i cant afford my cats thyroid med does anyone have a 20 i can repay!!!!!!

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tayfusions ♡ 1989&rep by alef vernon.

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lover&rep tayfusions by alef vernon.

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I know that some British people take umbrage at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.

American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.

Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.

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I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

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today marks the 19-year anniversary of the release of tim mcgraw as taylor’s debut single

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i get that officer okeefes family is going through a ton right now but them mentioning karens lies in their statement while the boston pd almost ruined the case completely. that definitely was not it and maybe they should have taken a day or two to speak out. yah id be sus about karen too but blaming the bullshit only on her is just ridiculous. rest in peace to officer okeefe. hopefully an actual investigation can happen and other suspects can be really looked into. ill prob get hate for this post but i think its shitty on both sides tbh. and i study true crime.

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as a massachusetts resident and a bostonian i can tell you ice wont waltz in easily yall gonna have to pry these people from my cold dead corpse hands before you take rude ass jennifer from quincy. (like why do yall think we are called massholes?) periodt.

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nothin like a hysterical sob session before bed it really help my eyes get tired

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thanknGAWWSDDDD karen was found n9t guilty because the bpd is pissed but we pissed at them more

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was in boston and a group of people were following around an ICE member going OMG ICED T WE LOVE YOUR MUSIC AND THROWING ICE CUBES INTO BINS OF ICED TEA

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Insane when you're bursting with every emotion known to the human brain and yet you still gotta go to work cause it's a random ass tuesday