every single time regina complains about how “unfair” her life is next season i want killian to constantly ask her:
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What is heavier? A 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers?
The answer is the feathers.
200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
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boy: *is literally 1 year younger than me*
boy: *hits on me*
me: thanks…… but…. no thanks…. i’m old enough to be your mother……..
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Germany Brunch
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Friendly reminder to check you’re not holding tension in your body. Let your shoulders drop, unclench your hands and jaw. Take a deep breath. Much better.
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person who has only ever heard German in WWII movies: the German language...
me: hoe don't do it
person who has only ever heard German in WWII movies: is so harsh and angry!
me: oh my god
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My favorite thing about Windows is how it suggests looking at online support to solve internet connectivity issues.
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