#ouat humor

[oautincorrectquotes]

Belle: I can't believe you assassinated the King!

Rumple: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him

Belle: That's not better!

[lalixlizzie]

Regina to Sidney: Emma Swan is going to be a problem. I can't stand her, she's going to take my son away from me.

Meanwhile Emma: *writing and kicking her feet in the air* Dear Diary, Regina smiled at me today.

[goosin-around]

Regina: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Emma: A doll.

Emma: A cinnamon roll.

Emma: A sweetheart.

Regina:

Regina: ...stop it.

[stubblesandwich]

Picture this.

Killian, Emma, and Henry are settling in for a movie night. The DVD starts up, and this warning comes up on the screen:

Killian: ......

Emma: ......

Henry: ......

Killian: you know what ELSE isn't a victimless crime

Emma: oh God, here we go

Killian: feckless, coward kings who can't even amass the scrap of honor it would take to do their own dirty work--

Henry: make it stop

Killian: --and send innocent men to their deaths without so much as a sliver of--

Emma: *jamming the fast forward button on the remote as Killian goes on* It won't let me skip it!

[crowfromfoggyforest]

Rumple + text posts (plus Belle)

[kazoosandfannypacks]

back with another silly little meme

[wastingstarsss]

[victoriously-regal]

Snow: Regina, what do you value about Emma?

Regina: She’s thoughtful. She picks flowers and brings them to me.

Snow: *smiles*

Regina: Often they’re ones I’ve just planted, but…

Emma: That’s how I know they’re fresh.

[korosevren]

Can we all appreciate rumplestiltskin from OUAT? He’s carrying the whole show and also destroying that 4th wall of ours.

[chess-blackmyre]

Second verse same as the first. People who have never seen Once Upon a Time, which of these plot points do you think I’m lying about?

[gigi1sposts]

me every single time Regina sheds a tear

[oautincorrectquotes]

Rumple: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Belle: I think you mean cards.

Rumple, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

[lalixlizzie]

Emma: Allright, listen up you little shits!

Emma turns again: Not you Regina. You are an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

[goosin-around]

Snow: What color are Emmas eyes?

Regina: The most glistening green, so deep you could get lost in them

Snow:When was the last time you saw her?

Regina: 17 minutes and 23 seconds ago.

Snow:And when did you first meet her?

Regina:2 years, 7 months, and 12 days ago at exactly 3:48 PM, but it feels as though I have known her my whole life.

Snow: And when is my birthday?

Regina:

Snow: When is my birthday?

Regina:

[stubblesandwich]

This is how it happened, right? That's how I remember it... 🤔

[crowfromfoggyforest]