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I’m repeatedly surprised by how popular this post has been

On This Day: the rms titanic sets sail from southampton; also on this day, "the great gatsby" is published. Both end under water

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Zoozve, my beloved

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i can't remember if i have posted this before but the coffee shop by my house has my favorite hand-washing sign in the world

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When will Texas feel this way?

I don't like it when kids kill themselves.

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the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.

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The Great Gatsby + Satire News Headlines Part 2

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That last one is my favorite

The Great Gatsby + Onion/Reductress headlines Part One

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No Greta Gerwig director nod?? For shame, Academy!

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Once upon a time…

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I must reblog this every time because if you don’t know this, then you should

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James T Kirk explained in 3 sentences, ladies and gentlemen.

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hes so cool man