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THERES STILL TIME TO VOTE PRIME!!!!!!!!!!!

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Make love not war.

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Memory Rick and his BP pls, anything, anything with them but I need them, I'm rabbid

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based on that one scene in S5E8!

i think rick spent a lot of time just looking at him and that's what bp remembers

normal ver and screencap under cut!

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aw geez

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finding a diegetic reason to draw half-bodies by putting the characters into a waist high field

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not gonna say it. but he popped into your head didn’t he

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first time meeting

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s4 really is The Incest Season huh. like they cant go a single episode without making an incest joke. at least it also gave us the vat of acid episode

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IRRATIONAL ATTACHMENTS

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Maybe Rick and Morty fans aren't actually crazy.....maybe the rest of you just need to get schwifty....think about that

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oopsie! You got a bit too manic about a creative project too close to bedtime and now your brain is too awake to sleep. One million dead 10 morbillion injured

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gotta get that daily "i told you so" in

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OH ALSO if you take all the mentions of divorce as him like playing the role of a typical rick who left his wife and daughter (rather than, like, taking it as plot inconsistency) it adds another layer to it where he's putting on this act of pretending like he hated diane and left beth voluntarily whereas in reality he lost them in such a tragic and traumatising way it literally defined like 40yrs of his life😭

early characterisation of rick is so funny with how incompetent and scrappy he is like obviously it's just that the writers kept ramping up the stakes to the point where we are now with rick being unbeatable, hyper-competent and near-omnipotent in any situation but honestly his s1 characterisation doesn't even feel out of place in the context of his crybaby backstory like if u just imagine the extreme emotional crisis he must be going through after pitching up to the home of his alternate-universe grown-up not-dead daughter to keep on the good side of the alternate versions of himself whom he's been slaughtering for decades in an effort to kill his nemesis and he uses this too as a last-ditch effort find said nemesis (which he FAILS, AGAIN) and has to witness firsthand how profoundly unfulfilled, unhappy and unwilling to change those two things his daughter would have been had she survived to adulthood. and also imagine the sheer number of drugs he must be on to cope with all of that. his s1 incompetence is 100% in-character.

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No. No. No. Because I am so normal about this. Morty was the reason why Rick stopped his hunt for Rick Prime. And Morty was the reason why Rick continued his hunt for Rick Prime. He stopped when Morty said that he sees Rick as his actual grandpa and not Prime, and he continued it when he thought Morty didn't care about him anymore. I'm so normal I swear to god.

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THAT WAS IT??? THAT WAS RICKBOT'S ONLY JOBS??? TO BE A GOOD GRANDPA TO MORTY AND MAKE MORTY HAPPY???? THAT'S SO FUCKING SWEET WHAT??? AND THIS WAS AFTER RICK ASSUMED THAT MORTY DIDN'T CARE ABOUT HIM! RICK WHY WON'T YOU JUST ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE THIS LITTLE SHIT?!