#morty

[thoughts-and-gayers]

no because the greater intergalactic community must have been SO confused when rick started carting morty around. like, the intergalactic terrorist known for having no morals and fucking everyone over is suddenly taking this random fucking human kid with him everywhere.

and at first, people are like, maybe the kid is a victim of some kind, like he was kidnapped or something, but nope! according to everyone who's interacted with the two of them together, he seems to be traveling with this known intergalactic terrorist (mostly) willingly!

and then, someone hears the kid call the rick sanchez "grandpa" and the intergalactic internet goes wild.

so people start trying to figure out how the hell rick fucking sanchez managed to get a grandson, and why the hell he's bringing said grandson along on his various errands and genocides. because this kid doesnt really come across as some crazy genius, or epic fighter, or anything like that! but one day, a story begins to spread starting from one of rick's former business partners.

see, this former business partner of rick's thought it would be a good idea to knowingly sell rick fake k-lax, and rick didnt react too kindly to it. but, as the story goes, just as rick goes to send a bullet right through the guy's skull, the kid stops him. he gets rick to stand down as long as the guy gives rick a refund. so this guy survives crossing rick sanchez because some human kid had some sort of sway over rick!

the kid's name gets leaked. it's morty.

so maybe some of rick's enemies decide kidnapping morty will be a good way to get sway over this intergalactic terrorist. and they lock morty up, sure, but theyre not that worried about using the most secure locks or hiding the guns or anything like that. after all, the kid's a pacifist, right?

then imagine their surprise when this human kid comes guns blazing out of the burning wreckage of their base, coated in the guards' blood, just in time to hop into rick's ship (which only just arrived) like its no big deal.

and people realize that this kid might be more of a threat than they thought.

and, eventually, morty smith's presence is almost as intimidating and panic-inducing as the presence of rick sanchez.

and people on space tumblr edit flower crowns onto pictures of morty that they stole from news websites.

[plumbus-central]

are old people allowed to be tender in public???

asking for a friend

[fandomwe1rd0]

I am SO normal about the fact that Rick doesn't just have any carefully folded picture of Morty in the front pocket of his wallet, no, no, no. It's specifically of Morty smiling. Dude could've literally gotten any photo of Morty, hell probably just could've took a picture of Morty on one of their adventures, but no. He wanted one specifically of Morty smiling. He wanted to look at the photo and be reminded of his grandson being happy. It looks like a school photo, Rick, reminding you this is Rick fucking Sanchez, cares enough about his grandson, that he will literally send money to a school, just so he can have a picture of his grandbaby smiling. Again, Prime proves to be right, Rick really is a sentimental little fella. I can't I can't. No I am not crying I am a totally normal person shut up.

[starrbitez]

Sometimes im trying to find more rick and Morty content and i remember that there are like normal cis straight men who enjoy rick and Morty in a neurotypical way and perceive rick as a sigma male who they should model themselves after bc he’s narcissistic and ‘misogynistic’ and like whatever shit. But he’s literally pansexual canonically dated a trans person and like is canonically autistic, plus everyone in the show is gay. I really forget that people watch this show for the ‘dark humor’ rather than like. Autistic enjoyment and every time i see someone say “season 7 is shit” and “the lore parts suck” and like insult Rick’s character development i lose my shit

[alienhumanologist]

[bubsybobcat]

[ghost-luvr]

this show is ruining my life

[nevon1nonly]

One of my fav episodes

[phantomstatistician]

Fandom: Super Mario

Character: Luigi

Sample Size: 1,654 stories

Source: AO3

[happyshippingnoises]

NEW OC..

Basically, extra sassy rick adopts traumatized morty and forces him to work alongside his universal side-gigs and patch-ups.

[lothkittyyt]

Did you noticed this? Lightening highlights, same place on hair, same age (probably). Even young adult Morty's hairstyle is similar to young adult Rick's, only Morty's hairstyle is shorter but just as wild style too.

You're welcome

[danechka]

Cue the "has anyone done this yet" soundbit

[bambooz22]

was it worth it?

[fandomwe1rd0]

Guys. Guys. Guys. Listen to me. I just noticed this and am so totally normal about this I promise you. Look at their parkas. THEY ARE WEARING MATCHING PARKAS! THAT'S SO FUCKING CUTE AWWWW

[starrbitez]

I love that there’s weird turkey earth lore on rick and Mortys second earth,,, like there’s just a weird America origin story abt turkeys and its 100 percent canon

[kreidxpriz]

Evil Rick