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Send Smash or Pass + a name and my muse will say if they would smash or pass on that person.

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It's true because y'all mean.

He turned his audials off.

Senatorial Recorder models were not built with that ability.

Why is this so true? 🤨

Credit to @perpetualgrouch on tiktok

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That's not how that force field actually works. If I could have actually put my head partway into the force field without harming myself, I would have bitten that little piece of aftslag.

(Solus knows, my conjunx was very aware of that fact.)

"Well uhhh, I guess I served my time and I'm free to go, huh?"

"Free to go... to Cybertron."

(aka Soundwave has a sense of humor)

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...well, it has been ages since I spoke to Cayde, but I know where that transmission came from.

Seriously, the Fountains?

And Cayde, if you're out there listening... you probably aren't the Cayde that I knew, but even so... <3

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You weren't even there.

I was. You just can't see me in there.

Laserbeak and I slammed together so hard my audials rang for three days.

THE WAY HE BOUNCES GETS ME EVERY TIME

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"I just bet. I'm surprised he agreed to work on you--" Ravage's sigh turns into a laugh in spite of her heroic efforts to contain it. "Oh, Megatron. I'm sorry. But I'm not, because the way you played us against each other was beyond awful. My guess is that you're probably not on the guest list for the wedding, either. Warp says that Glit's going to wear uchikake and somehow they're getting TC in a suit."

Why is he tired?

ugh.

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"He can't actually do that, you know," Ravage says, lifting her head to press it against his side. "This is an anarchist commune, he can't single-handedly ban you. Especially not while you owe community service." She sighs. "He's my conjunx, I sleep with him every night; you don't need to remind me that he exists."

Why is he tired?

ugh.

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"Do people say things like that about me? I know I say weird things all the time..." Soundwave muses.

"I want a dollar every time Drift says weird scrap."

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"The medical team made sure of that," Ravage says, rubbing her face against him. "If you have any more secrets--and it would not surprise me if you did, because I know you--they are in your mind, not in your frame." She sighs, pressing up into his hand. "You love me?"

Why is he tired?

ugh.

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Licorice is naturally an aromatic root, which is light brown.

I have no idea what "red" or "black" licorice might be made out of...

Red or black licorice? Because there is a difference. Red is enjoyable. Black is a crime.

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"I'm Vox Destron, which means that my conjunx isn't actually the boss of me," Ravage says, learning into his hand. "Soundwave and I are getting along just fine, but if people start asking me to get his approval for things, I am going to have a problem with someone at some point in time. And Ratchet and Glit's medical opinions, which are the ones that count when it comes to my health, are that I'm fine. I'm glad you feel better. And before I forget, no-one was harmed."

She purrs encouragingly.

Why is he tired?

ugh.

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Ravage waves her paw at him. "I'm fine," she says. "Ratchet and Glit went through and replaced every single one of my spinal struts once they figured out how to recreate the damn alloy they're made of. But I'm still not allowed to go meteor surfing, which, if I recall correctly, was not an activity you suggested to me."

Her tail lashes the air, but not in a threatening way. It's 100% mischief. She leaps down off the foot of the bed and jumps up to his side, loafing and then leaning into the curve of his waist.

Why is he tired?

ugh.

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"My guess is because Nautica, Setsuna Amaou, and Silvermist just spent over a thousand hours, in shifts, removing a fucking singularity from your frame and sending it back to whatever hellverse Onyx got it out of in the first place. Nice to have you back, though."

Ravage was perched at the foot of the medical berth in her feline form, although she was wearing the elaborate necklace that Jazz and Soundwave had stolen for her several centuries ago around her pantherine neck.

Why is he tired?

ugh.

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Do not try to feed me what FOOD eats.

NO. Make me another taco

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aw no wonder you're so good at drawing baby cougaraiders!

Have you got any tips on how to draw sparkling bodies? You draw them so adorably

Mostly stick to round and shapes. Part of my inspiration are newborn kittens, so I keep everything nubby and squishy looking

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this is for newsparks?