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Just sing it to David.

Lorde after performing “Life on Mars?” as a tribute to David Bowie at The Brit Awards 2016

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My girl Sia, what a damn queen.

Sia sang along with The Late Late Show with James Corden last night for Carpool Karaoke! Watch here. 

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On fear...

Nigella: Don't you ever get scared doing a show?

Graham: May I present...Wine!

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Now, I’m going to hurry away before you change your mind. 

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Omg I love these two.

I know now I need a purpose. That’s what I’ve learnt. I can’t just lead one of those purposeless lives.

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Does it ever get cold on the moral high ground?

Violet Crawley, Chief BAMF

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Genius.

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100% this

99% sure my soulmate is a piece of bread

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The breakdown of abstract thought

Bing Bong: Ah! My face! My beautiful face!

Joy: What is going on?!

Sadness: We’re abstracting. There are four stages. This is the first: non-objective fragmentation... We’re at the second stage, we’re deconstructing... We’ve got to get out of here before we’re just shape and colour! ...Oh no, we’re two-dimensional - that’s stage three... 

Bing Bong: Depth! I’m lacking depth!

Sadness: ...Oh no. We’re not figurative. This is the last stage!

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Phrackenfreude: the feeling when you’ve been waiting and waiting and waiting for a new season of your favorite show and then it happens and it’s so exciting but suddenly it’s over and you’re faced with the prospect of yet another wait.

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Come after me, Jack Robinson.

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I always feared another man would sweep you away from me. I never thought it'd be your father.

DI Jack Robinson, Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries, 3x08

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Phryne: It all looks very still to me.

Jack: That's because you're not a telescope.

Phryne: Was that supposed to be a compliment?

Jack: More like a romantic overture.

Phryne: Is that the best that you can do?

Jack: Would you like me to improve on it?

Phryne: More than anything.

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Come after me.

It’s a romantic overture.

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Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries - | 3x08 - Death Do Us Part ↳ Is it ok to gif every millisecond of this scene? Too late idgaf.

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Come after me, Jack Robinson.

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Come after me.

Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries - Jack & Phryne | 3x08 - Death Do Us Part ↳ “Is that the best that you can do?”     “Would you like me to improve on it?”     “More than anything.”