I can suspend a lot of disbelief. I can imagine security would let you get into a pop star’s trailer like that. i can pretend a 24 year old man can make a woman cum that fast. I can pretend the stans weren’t on to them sooner.
But I cannot, will not believe that Graham Norton doesn’t have more guests on his couch.
au where arthur returns. rises out of the lake. and people just think he's jesus. he's all over the news as the second coming of christ. his ego's at an all time high. he's so fucking confused. he goes on the graham norton show and graham norton introduces him as jesus.
merlin has no idea about any of this until he sees arthur on the news and goes batshit