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dear literature nerds, i hereby declare that words now mean anything i want them to mean.

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i love franglais so much its unreal

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my gallery is a whirlwind of garbage, but amongst them, i have found gold

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"women" this, "men" that; just hate all of humanity dude. Be a misanthrope. misogyny and misandry are so out of fashion.

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tumblr is like my backyard where i piss and shit. Nobody wants to be here, yet i see randoms pissing and shitting too. "This is my yard!" i shout, yet no one cares enough to even look. They're all too busy taking their pent up ideas and anger out on this giant lavatory of a site. Some are constipated, some have diarrhœa, some are one of them fairy tale ducks. You know, the ones who poop out golden eggs. I know they exist for a fact as i see their eggs alongside normal birdshits. They shine, all across the yard. They're beautiful. I wish i was one of them ducks. I wish tumblr was like my backyard where i pooped out golden eggs.

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yes, I do intentionally only consume media which portrays americans as dumb oblivious idiots and formulate my opinion about every single one of them based upon said media, how did you guess?

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caw and call sound (are spoken) the same

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The way my misspells expose my accent is actually super cool. Like, I once (By once, I mean like a minute ago) wrote Bluebird instead of Bluebeard, and I just know it’s because, in my head, those two sound way more similar than they should. Automatic-Writing-Mode™ really just reveals the inner mechanics of my speech. How I slur things together, where my vowels shift, what my brain thinks is "close enough."

I wonder how many of my misspellings/typoes are actually just phonetic confessions.

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id like to make everyone aware that i accidentally said troglodyte instead of trilobite today. And then proceeded to correct someone. I was so ignorantly sure. Ow.

I want to jump off a cliff~

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my favourate genre of frog images

p h r o g

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conlangers be making "simple phonologies" that are just english with a sound removed.

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I just found out trilobite beetles exist??

What the fuck??? why wasnt i made aware of this??

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I also drew this guy but I hate him (he looks mean)

i sometimes trace over my real art in digital and idk why

its a relaxing exercise

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i sometimes trace over my real art in digital and idk why

its a relaxing exercise

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Browsing tumblr at a family gathering because none of them know who I even am.

Fuck me.

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Is it bad that I find this relatable

Homie in a nutshell…

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i just drew this and i think i made a new fictional couple for me to be jealous of

(I love spec evo aliens, but i love me some stereotypical humanoid ones too)

I haven't named them yet but the one on the right looks like a brett