doomedrping

[doomedrping]

“Sweetheart everything you do is fruitier than a fruit salad”

"Guys is it fruity to stare at tiddies?"

[doomedrping]

Birthday celebration! ------------------

Caleb @ask-the-vaulthunter Maikle @blindpumpkinking Casey @oddlyoddity

[doomedrping]

“Too bad you’re getting spoiled ❤️”

HAPPY BORTH BOY

"Ah, jee- Thank you..!"

[doomedrping]

“You’re getting so many treats!! And present of course”

HAPPY BORTH BOY

"Ah, jee- Thank you..!"

[doomedrping]

Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you

PANERA? BREAD??

[doomedrping]

“I wasn’t going to say it but hey, if you’re going to say it yourself, old man..”

Don't fall in love.

It's not worth it.

[doomedrping]

“Not everyone is a failure though-“

Don't fall in love.

It's not worth it.

[doomedrping]

“Sounds like that’s a nice goal-“

I'm gonna be honest, leonardo da pinchi and sheldon are kinda cute -ask-the-vaulthunter

I am aware but thank you for agreeing, Princess. Didn't think you had an ounce of taste in you but I am pleasantly surprised.

[doomedrping]

“If you’d like to take 9 years off my life I would thank you buddy”

Your face looks so squishy- how

"I have what they like to call "chronic baby face"!"

"But contrary to popular belief it is NOT soft! It's actually quite hard! I am made of metal :)"

[doomedrping]

“Yep I’m sure of my own age, no secrets there” they shrugged with a snicker, patting his head, “good try though, closer than others”

Your face looks so squishy- how

"I have what they like to call "chronic baby face"!"

"But contrary to popular belief it is NOT soft! It's actually quite hard! I am made of metal :)"

[doomedrping]

“...24 actually”

Your face looks so squishy- how

"I have what they like to call "chronic baby face"!"

"But contrary to popular belief it is NOT soft! It's actually quite hard! I am made of metal :)"

[doomedrping]

“Hm fair enough. I guess age assumptions aren’t of much bother for you”

Your face looks so squishy- how

"I have what they like to call "chronic baby face"!"

"But contrary to popular belief it is NOT soft! It's actually quite hard! I am made of metal :)"

[doomedrping]

“Fair enough, guess you’re stuck with it though. Sorry ‘bout that”

Your face looks so squishy- how

"I have what they like to call "chronic baby face"!"

"But contrary to popular belief it is NOT soft! It's actually quite hard! I am made of metal :)"

[doomedrping]

i want short hair i want hair that goes down to my ass i want pink hair i like my natural hair i want to bleach my hair i like my natural hair i want red hair i want natural highlights i want red highlights i want to feel awake when my eyes are open

[doomedrping]

/jjjjj

MEAN 2 ME /j

[doomedrping]

🖤 [fear]

You both are sitting quietly on his roof staring up at the stars. The moon is bright as usual, the volcanic cracks clearly visible. Every now and then he'll point out a constellation or a far off planet... He seemed happy. He hoped you were happy too.

[doomedrping]

Stick it to Rainbow Capitalism!

Since rainbow capitalism sucks, here are some small queer shops to support this coming pride month instead of giving all your money to Disney and Walmart!

Pride bows!

All the buttons you could ever need or want!

Dice and dominoes!

Bottle charms!

Armour-inspired jewelry!

Stickers, stickers, and more stickers!

Black queer art prints!

Shoelaces!

Hats!

Patches!

Cross stitch!

Earrings, earrings, and more earrings!

Bat dolls!

Bracelets 1 and Bracelets 2

Dragon dolls!

Sweaters!

Queer deer!

Abrosexual pride!

Do no harm, take no shit!

Pride moths!

Misc. Identity merch!

Chocolate!

And finally, it’s not specifically queer, but these shops do custom flags!

If you have a shop or know a shop you want to promote, please reblog with a link!