Dorian Wolf, 26. retired SSO whiteknight, he/him(bo) with a dash of they/it. I’m a spaghetti and men’s kinda man. NA side account: Rose Bittering
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Meet A and I.
I think naming horses after the specific controversy that happened around the time they came out might be the funniest bit i'm willing to commit to but i also dont think there are that many name options that would coincide with a controversy.
#''isnt it counterproductive to play and buy ingame things when the company is in the middle of a controversy'' shut up theyre limited#and im weak#sso#ssoblr
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Hashtag winning
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goes through a personal, brain-altering crisis an increasingly convoluted minecraft build could fix this
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NOT THE “LIKED BY AUTHOR” T-T
#a real 23-year old dj would know what that comment means#baby they’re shading you#they hate you#rightfully so#sso#ssoblr
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transmasc anne........what do u think
Many thoughts,,,,, Will be pondering this orb
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This isn’t even a “but… but they prommy’d not to use AI!!!” thing. That would be valid, but this is worse. The guy in charge of music at SSE already considered signing a contract with Dj AI’s company when the social media team made the statement that SSE would never use AI. He’d known since 2023. It wasn’t a broken promise, it was just a straight up lie.
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Can’t wait for the “AI good actually” questline once half the team have been replaced by the divine machinery
#sso#ssoblr#‘’why Linda’’ cause she’s the smart one so they’d use her to appear correct. also it’d be just like sse to misrepresent their own main cast#That Badly
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-AI music
realistically how hard would it be to create a master post of all the terrible decisions sse has made
Not hard at all lmao, though community input might be necessary because obviously not everyone is going to be aware of everything. Here’s what I got off the top of my head, maybe if people pitch in we can make a more detailed post!
-antisemitism around Christmas and Pi the witch
(-Hiring Julian)
-problematic redesign choices, this one could be split into several subcategories like Chiyo, Sabine, Holdsworth,,,
-firing freelance workers, leading to the discontinuation of comics, books and music.
-the mistfall series (maybe not the worst idea in theory, but I can’t imagine it brought in more business and money than it cost)
-the fucking candle
-relating to the candle, clearly wanting to sell their players things but releasing absolutely 0 merch
-horse girl is a slur
-back when it happened, collabing with jojo siwa was a big controversy because people didn’t think she fit the game
-AI art
-They’ve been reported to Konsumentvert for breaking laws regarding advertisements toward kids.
-Maybe a personal gripe of mine but not being more active during women’s day for a company that advertises itself as by women for girls. I think one time they posted “every day is women’s day on jorvik” on Instagram and that was. Questionable.
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SSO social media girl number 2: *holding camera to a door* and in here is our writers team!
Through the small window on the door you can see one lone man, his face dimly lit up by five dull monitors, screens all taken up by different SSO character chatbots. As he types prompts from the recent quests trying to get responses that align with the characters, wondering why they’re behaving like tropes of themselves rather than the original characters that his fired coworkers once wrote, he swears at AI-lex because she has once again confused Elizabeth with her actual mother and fully doesn’t remember that James is her brother.
SSO social media girl number 2: looks like such a tough job, I could never!
#sso#ssoblr#listen. hater Dorian mode is activated so you’re gonna see a lot of posts taking the piss
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In summary re AI SSO slop
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Bless up to the person who called this out on Reddit. Star stable is once again working with AI, this time in their music.



I could accept the shitty, hastily put together excuse that the Spotify banner was a mistake. Firing real artists is not a mistake. Signing a contract with a company that says this about AI is not a mistake.

Boldly and proudly watching on as someone declares that your values, and we as your audience, align with ai slop, is not a mistake. Having wanted to do this SINCE 2023 when you first heard of dj dex proves that the AI art wasn’t really a fucking mistake either.

I’m going to shoot your servers
I will point out, nowhere have I personally read that all of the music is generated in an AI program. The only references I’ve seen to AI is in the programming and her voice, which allows her to be used as a chatbot. However seeing as she sings in the Stay song used in the Fort Pinta disco, there are at absolute best pieces of AI generated bullshit in the actual songs used by SSO.
The Reddit post
The article
The AI quote
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every time i consider headcanoning tim as a transman this image flashbangs my mind and leaves me stunlocked for 14 minutes
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love when people pick up your mannerisms. yessss steal from my vocabulary, you fool. this is all in accordance with my ploy to weave a piece of my soul into yours
#girlfriend did my little “mm” i do when someone is explaining something and i wanna show im active listening#youve fallen for my tricks. now my soul belongs to you >:]#💜🤍
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happy pride, Star Stable Entertainment supports and repeatedly references the author who reportedly donated £70,000 to an anti-trans group that led to a UK Supreme Court ruling that the legal definition of a woman is based on biological sex in a direct effort to harm transwomen in the UK.
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Sacreblu!


Gang what pfp do I choose for the discord alt
I changed my main to this and now I wanna match them:
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Gang what pfp do I choose for the discord alt
I changed my main to this and now I wanna match them:
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i know it isnt true. but the idea still exists in my head and it's so funny i might just make it my real life headcanon that there was no big, unfixable problem with cloud kingdom, sse are just desperate to squeeze the dark riders into seasonal events, and having katja steal the colors from the rainbow and ruin the pride celebration did and always would have read as "wow katja's,,, really fucking homophobic" jfdsakfldaj
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