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Alright, I'll be sure to make a royal fool out of myself just for your viewing pleasure. Well, thank you for saving me from physical pain, I suppose. Well, you never know. They could send me off to some shitty wannabe-punk band, with a shitty van and hardly any room. Everything's a mystery until they send me over the information. I definitely hope that's not the case, though. Shouldn't be, considering the label makes enough money to pay for spacious vehicles.

Apology not accepted until I get decent footage. You might actually get a smile out of me if anything happens. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself on my behalf though. That wasn’t meant to be a confidence boost. You’ll be traveling around with bands, of course it’s going to luxurious - no matter what band you’re stuck with.

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You could deliver coffee to my door.

How can we change that?

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Maybe it's best you don't do that. Their jealousy would outweigh their attraction towards you. And we all know you wouldn't want that.

I'm good. Tired, though. And how about you?

I know, right? Would put all the cheerleaders to shame and that.

How’s it hanging, Doritos?

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I sincerely apologize, Landon. Though, knowing me, I'm sure there will be plenty of things I do that you can both film and tease me about.  You make it sound like my job is going to be so luxurious - thank you for the confidence booster. I suppose you can't change that, yeah.  

That’s too bad; I was looking forward to the video tape of your robotic ways to come out and make it big on the internet. A look at Pandora Clarke before she rose to work with all the big time bands. I’d apologize, but we all know my attitude isn’t going anywhere anytime soon.

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Too bad. I'm sure your legs would have looked so lovely in a dress.

Oh please, I’d sooner sing Taylor Swift wearing a dress.

Which, for the the record, isn’t going to happen either. 

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Surprisingly, no. I took your advice and eased up on the rehearsing. Figured it was the safest thing to do. Very funny. Hey, easy on the attitude. I was just asking.

Too busy over-rehearsing again? If you start hallucinating and decide that killing someone is a good idea then I just want you to know that I won’t hesitate to bring up the ‘devil worshiping‘ music you listened to when we were younger. That’ll either help or hurt your case. Fine, Pandora, nothing’s changed since we last spoke.

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I wouldn't expect anything else from you. 

If they think I’m going to perform a shitty Celine Dion song, they’e wrong.

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I don't know, I think I was just making up for the loss of sleep I've had lately.  Can't exactly say. Anyways - how are you, Landon?

No. Unless there’s a reason you’re so tired? Otherwise, I’m just going to think the only reason you fell asleep was because you were too lazy to get up and do anything.

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Being tired's not good enough anymore?

Oh no, it’s still lazy unless you explain why you’d be so sleepy that you’d sleep the day away.

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I'm assuming the lack of coffee has something to do with it.

Now why is that?

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Correction: sleepy.

Lazy.

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Ashamed to say I've just woken up.

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Well, I'd define it as a "content state of mind" - but it all depends on the person, I s'pose. If you're not - well, I'm always here if you'd like to talk. I'm fine. There's no need to worry about me, Sophia.

Dinner with the 'rents tonight.

Define “okay,” would you? I’d like to think so… Are you okay?