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they out here playing out of touch on a wednesday… shirs fucked man.. nothings right no more…

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my greatest banger

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if you can spare 30 minutes look at this image for as long as you possible can itll get really fucking funny

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Ladies, Gentlemen, And All In And Out,

If you schlurped up some magma

it would sound pretty intriguing noise if i do say so myself

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comic about going to target

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damn!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why are the pornographers multiplying i was just scrolling through baking tag and i saw like 14 of them

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my life is weird al parody

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i fear the day i ashley

reblog if your name isn't Ashley.

2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!

We’ll find you Ashley.

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it took a minute but after the minute this became a certified banger

this is funny

like really, really funny

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“i sure hope nothing spooky happens to my wonderful mario” i said, clueless and joyful.

little did i know…. scario was about to hyperrealistic me….

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all ive ever wanted was a perfect rain of 200 arrows to destroy anyone who comes near my layer but god only gives me his hate

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“is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

neither!!!!

pulls out comically long multicolored napkin

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was walking around today and i overheard some strangers remark “oh hey look its patrick bateman” and you have no idea how much will power it took for me not to walk up to them and say “i hope you have gentlemen have an american psycho”. every day is a struggle that deprives me of my mind, body and soul

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god gives his most penile autism to his most delusional soldiers

You have the kind of penis autism that causes delusions. You see women where there are no women. Get help.

alright so you’re most likely a radfem who’s mad at me because i said to stop pretending like you’re the victim when a trans woman gets mad at you for attacking them. but holy shit this ask is baffling. penis autism. huh.

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splendid little thing

Celio is our new addition to the party!

Bought from CakeMixMarket on ETSY!