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Andre looks like he could be an Applebees waiter

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ZD Headcanons Part 2

TW Its ZD, yk what to expect.

Cal’s favorite horror movies are Black Christmas and Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Andre has awful acne on his back.

If Bluetooth existed back the. cal would be playing annoying songs in Andre’s car to embarrass him.

They have sleepovers like every other week.

Cal’s smartass mouth gets them in trouble.

When Cal got arrested for having weed Andre probably laughed when he called him from the jail.

“Imagine getting caught.”

“Shut the fuck up.”

Their favorite place to go out and eat is either Wendy’s or Burger King. Maybe some local shop or diner.

Cal gets genuinely mad when anyone else rides in the front seat of Andre’s car.

Imagine that one audio where it’s like “AND WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE JAPANESE CHERRY BLOSSOM-“

Andre doesn’t have a close/good relationship with his parents.

Cal tends to show the more violent side of depression. He doesn’t think of hurting himself too often, but he does have a desire to hurt others.

This emotion eventually bottles up and results in Cal biting or cutting himself.

The main reason he even started smoking was the feel happier.

Andre is more prone to isolating himself, which is why his relationship with his parents isn’t great.

He also shows a more aggressive attitude, but chooses to act on hurting others wether it be physically or emotionally.

Andre loves two things: Mel and Cal.

Most of their quality time together is spent driving around at night.

Occasionally they park in an empty dirt lot and fall asleep.

Some of Cal’s shirts were Andre’s. He just won’t give them back.

Andre is a heavy sleeper, he snores too.

Mel is so mean to everyone besides Andre and Cal.

If Andre doesn’t let Mel in his room she’ll paw and meow at the door until he opens it.

Even after Andre and Cal followed through with ZD, Mel still paws at the door and sleeps on Andre’s bed.

Cal doesn’t like his siblings. Once his younger siblings were born he was pushed into the background.

Andre holds Cal’s hand while he’s driving sometimes. Mostly when it’s late.

They usually wind up snuggled together at sleepovers.

Cal sleeps in the funniest positions. The man lays like he’s in his coffin. (Foreshadowing 💀)

If things had been different they would’ve ran away together after graduation.

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Fighting the urge to roast the shit out of Harris and Klebold

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Zero day hcs

(TW: This is Zero Day, yk what to expect)

Andre caught Mel when she was a kitten. All it took was a can of tuna and some fast hands.

Cal calls her fat and Andre gets offended.

“She isn’t fat her pouch just hangs low you dumbass”

I think this is pretty much canon, but Cal is really good at manipulating people.

When Cal was arrested for having weed the bitch smiled proudly in his mugshots.

Andre serves as the impulse control Cal doesn’t have. (He doesn’t do a good job at it)

I know they live to talk shit.

Cal takes nothing seriously and that’s why he gets his ass kicked. Maybe don’t giggle when Brad Hoff threatens to beat you up.

Cal knows how to piss off Andre and he uses it to his advantage.

They probably get into arguments like very other week.

Andre has insomnia.

They’re probably both pretty jealous of everyone else. Everybody else is having a normal senior year while they’re probably driving each other crazy from everything that happened to them in their younger years.

Andre will hold a grudge. The bitch never lets go.

Cal can ramble for hours at a time and Andre will listen despite not knowing wtf he’s yappin about.

Cal bites himself a lot when frustrated (which is often)

Mel sleeps on Andre every night.

Andre’s got the worst immune system ever. That man lives on allergy medicine.

Cal likes to do dangerous shit and Andre is forced to participate as the camera man and getaway driver.

Andre does enjoy it though.

Their first kiss was each other.

They hated each other when they first met.

They’re horror movie addicts.

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just need u all to know andre’s cat mel sat on his chest while he was sleeping SOBS

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Cal Gabriel, idk what else to say

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Intro or whateva

Sup y’all, I’m Double-Xero. (Or just Xero) I am a 19 year old writer and artist. I also ride horses. I use she/her pronouns.

While I am interested in films like Zero Day and Elephant, I do not condone/romanticize any of the ideologies/actions those characters portray. I’m simply interested in how they were written/presented in their respective films.

I listen to a lot of music artists and genres. Anything from 80’s pop, classic rock, rap, to white girl bangers. I shamefully enjoy some country as well.

I answer asks/dms, bother me please I have nothing to do.

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Omg could you draw cal and andre with these shirts? Ive been seeing so many reblogs about it and i think it would work with them sm!! :3

lolll