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Hi! I chose to work on a fan adaptation of a small part of Wooden Overcoats for a storyboard/layout exercise 

And I’m on Instagram now!

commissions info

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memoria

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some ideas:

Eiffel has Scott’s backstory instead of his own because I want my boy to be happy in some alternate reality; I don’t see him as a thief though, so let’s say he’s real good at getting access to secret communications and info and stuff? I like the idea of him still using his radio skills

Hilbert is in the role of a slightly more morally grey Pym; he's now stuck working for Cutter/Goddard, for the same general reasons as podcast Hilbert, except instead of Decima, he’s been working on creating the Ant-Man suit

Goddard funded Hilbert’s design but now they’ve taken it as their own and are trying to figure out the whole “make it work/mass produce it” thing from the movie. Hilbert knows that this is a Bad Thing so he needs to Stop It

Maybe Luis and company is the SI-5 team? Or maybe it’s Jacobi, Maxwell, and Lovelace? 

Either way, Eiffel is still a Radio Man and they hire him to spy on Goddard because they heard that there’s lucrative info hidden in there.

Hilbert has picked Eiffel to be Ant-Man because of his knowledge of tech, plus he’s a dude who just got outta prison so he’s somewhat used to being on the wrong side of the law; however he somehow convinces Cutter to hire him/go through the whole ‘bailing Eiffel out of jail’ bit because that’s just too similar not to include

the role of Hope is now two people: Minkowski and Hera. Minkowski handles the combat training, while Hera teaches Eiffel about the tech and whatnot because I cannot see Hilbert helping the way Pym did in the movie

Yes Hera is the love interest 

okay but WHERE is my Wolf 359 Ant-Man AU

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okay but WHERE is my Wolf 359 Ant-Man AU

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Oh you know

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Lavender by Two Door Cinema Club but playing for you, Dear Listener, from the speakers of the Comms Room in the Hephaestus Space Station, orbiting red dwarf star Wolf 359  

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Hera: Did it hurt when you fell?

Doug: From heaven? No, Hera, I get you’re into me but-

Hera: No, I mean when you fell walking in. I watched you trip on your foot and just kind of lay there on the floor for about ten minutes.

Doug:

Renée: We all saw it.

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[ID. An edited screenshot of a tumblr post that reads as follows:

"Hilbert: what do you think would happen if a man was injected all types of viruses and diseases at one

Eiffel: he would probably not feel very good unfortunately"

END ID]

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i accidentally got ”Minkowski is a Smash Mouth fan” canonized?

so here’s how my evening went

1. Emma Sherr-Ziarko is returning for the Wolf 359 team’s new podcast, Zero Hours, and had control of the show’s twitter account for the evening. 

2. Gremlin brain did as gremlin brain does. 

And no one stopped me. 

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eiffel: haha! I've locked and barricaded the door to storage, there's no way they can get me now! the toothpaste is mine!

hilbert:

[id: the Garfield "you are not immune to propaganda" meme edited to say "you are not immune to neurotoxin". end id]

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Just started listening to Wolf 359 and I like it a lot but I kind of wish Hilbert had a different accent because I swear to god any time he says anything remotely sinister, this image bursts through the walls of my cranium like the koolaid man

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Wolf 359 is a very serious audio drama

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Wolf 359 characters + @screenshotsofdespair

Eiffel

Minkowski

Lovelace

Hera

Jacobi

Hilbert

Kepler

Maxwell

Cutter

Pryce

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@whales-are-gay your post made me laugh far too much, so i made it a reality

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this was a terrible idea 

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY OFFICER EIFFEL!!!