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The game is actually closer to 70 which, yeah with tax that's gonna go up, but a regular Switch game is around 60 if it's a big one like Mario or Zelda or Xenoblade. That extra 10 is for the cardboard, which I hear is high quality, and the stuff to decorate it. Doesn't seem that bad to me, and I don't even have regular income yet.

I want /v/ to leave.

Nintendo: here’s a craft set with a game to go with it, it’s for parents and children to make together. you can buy the game with the craft set or make it yourself with patterns we provide. if you buy it digitally we’ll even mail you the craft set

/v/ neets:

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Xenoblade OST

Gotta love when the music goes from

~~😊😍😄😏~~

To

!!!!!😬🔊🎸🎸🎸🔊😬!!!!!

and then to something like

😲😢☔⏳😩😭

You know the ones.

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The Sephiroth of guns.

The Quiet Shotgun,

Invented by Wendil Diller of Mississippi, the quiet shotgun has a slightly elongated barrel to muffle the sound of a discharge.  The purpose of this is to lessen noise pollution when hunting near more developed areas. Weighs 13 lbs.

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-Calamity Ganon, 2017

yes i woke up in beast mode like fucking get over it?

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I like the idea of more types of people being represented in media. I don't wanna see people die over what they are. But that goes BOTH ways. Black people are just as important as white people. Gay people and straight people both deserve love. I don't think every cop or big business is out to screw over everyone who isn't a straight white dude. I try to see the good and bad in both sides, and incorporate the good into what I believe. THAT'S what being a centrist means to me. I'm not gonna apologize for not attacking people in the streets over their beliefs.

Nearly every strawman anti-centrist comic on Hellsite:

The Right: Hurr durr burn gays and black people at the stake women should be enslaved

The Left: I just want equal rights and not to die!

Centrist: It’s like I’m seeing double

How it almost always actually is:

Right-wing extremist: I’m not racist. I’m just saying that black people are genetically inferior and that maybe a peaceful cleansing would be the best for the human race.

Left-wing extremist: White people have inferior genes, they should stop breeding altogether. What do you mean racist? You can’t be racist against white people lol

Guy who probably isn’t even actually a centrist but is not a fucking nutjob: What the actual fuck you both

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Tumblr: Wow these depictions of POC from the 30s and 40s are full of racist stereotypes. I'm so glad we've moved past such ignorance in our animation.

Also Tumblr: um sweaty this character is obviously coded black because they have giant ass lips and everyone knows that all black people have giant ass lips.

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Winnie: Winnie wins, winners, hairy baby, screamy baby.

What are your pets nicknames?!

Cosmos is: *The Boy *Cos *Mr. Peepoops *Tasmanian Devil *Dude *Bootleg Aussie

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Wall Kicks will work

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As someone who is overweight, I don't give a flip about the one on the right. IT'S ART. CREATIVE EXPRESSION. IT IS HARMLESS WHETHER YOU AGREE OR NOT. IT ISN'T ERASING ANYTHING BECAUSE THE CANON DESIGNS ARE STILL OUT THERE JUST AS MUCH. IT IS NOT TRANSPHOBIC BECAUSE LIKE IT OR NOT, GENDER IS TWO SIDES OF A COIN (and the rim you use for scratching things can represent stuff like non binary) AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH FLIPPING THE COIN.

Get some fresh air you goblins, you're all getting high off of your own rage smoke.

“Don’t teach me not to send death threats, teach artists not do make things that offend me and my oversensitive ass.” 

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I hope this starts happening more often in-game, I enjoy the game but any kind of positive interaction is just so unique and heartwarming, especially with someone on the other team. You don't really get a chance to do that when everyone is constantly firing their ink.

Please be nice when playing 1v.4

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Maybe they're also saying that raising twins isn't all photo shoots and having everything you do be praised, it's also hard work and late nights and taking care of two actual babies that require SO MUCH.

But it's Beyonce so how dare anyone imply she is anything less than glamorous 24/7, am I right?

Why do these people always attack in any circumstances?

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Homophobic? Really? I think you confused "oh my God my wife doesn't love me anymore and left me for someone else who is gonna see my child more than I get to and her lover won't even let me help name my kid" wyxith homophobia.

instead of Friends they should’ve called it Friends & Ross

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Do you know how fast bananas rot? He would have to eat like so many bananas daily, cuz in like a week he's gonna have a pile of black mushy goo. That much banana could kill a man.

urgent message to Donkey Kong: just eat the bananas instead of putting them in a cave you enormous bitch idiot

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Still on about Mighty Gunvolt Burst

I have said a few times now that MGB is the best Mega Man game I've ever played and I don't think that really sinks in with people so instead of shoving all of my reasons down my friends' throats, imma list em here. For reference, I've played 1-6 of the classic series, X1 and X4, Azure Striker Gunvolt, and I saw a playthrough of .EXE 6, so not a ton under my belt. Replayability. Mega Man ya go from stage to stage, get ur new weapons from the bosses and go beat Wily, boom, done. This game, CP is a big deal for the weapon customization. It drops from enemies, it can be found in bigger chunks, and you can find secrets in the levels such as bigger CP boosts, more customization options, stickers, plus ur promised a new thing the first 3 times you play a stage as you can select one of those 3 rewards after you clear it and replay again to get the other 2. In my 3 runs of the game, I had no issue running a stage 3 times in a row to get the CP boost, the [Element], and the sticker. The levels are shorter than 5 minutes at most, it doesn't take long. Even after those first 3, you'll come out with about 100 more CP to mess around with. Nothing to lose, everything to gain! Plus there isn't any one level that's like UGH NOT THIS. Difficulty. It can be as hard as Mega Man 1 if ya want it to be, or it can be a cake walk where you hit EVERYTHING with your face and ur fine. The custom weapon also has a section to adjust your defense, rapid fire limitation, stop stopper, air dash/midair jumps, invincibility frames, instakill resistance, all that good stuff. Most of those only make you stronger but some can even weaken you. I prefer to make a crazy weapon and take all the hits while never stopping, because I'm a casual. THE WEAPON CUSTOMIZATION. IT IS EVERYTHING IN THIS GAME. Different bullet types, method of fire, Trajectory, speed, time, piercing, element, auto fire, power, size, and even some of those options have options within them! You can make an endless variety of weapons here. Flamethrower, shields, wave beams, bouncing swords, a wall of swirling pain in front of you, you can become a ball of hurt! It's all up to you with no limit other than that CP count! Go nuts! And the best part, no ammo count! You can use as much of it as you want! My problem was in Mega Man, I had these awesome weapons, but I didn't wanna use em up before getting to the boss it's good against. So I would end up doing a Buster only run unless it's Mega Man 2 and then it's the Metal Blade run. So yeah go play Mighty Gunvolt Burst and make something wild! Get creative! Recreate weapons you know from other games! Do you!

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Future Splatfest Teams

Mario VS Sonic Nsync VS Backstreet Boys Anime Sub VS Anime Dub Inkling VS Octoling Water levels VS Sewer levels Jeans VS Shorts Long Hair VS Short Hair Crayons VS Markers Legend of Zelda VS Final Fantasy Handheld Mode VS TV Mode Tough VS Cute 2D VS 3D If any of these happened in Splatoon 1 and I forgot, then oh well.

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Not gonna lie

The new Minecraft update has so much more variety for giving color to your builds and as someone who was made fun of for wool houses, this pleases me. Kinda wanna see what I can do with it all.