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No drawings today or any other time soon.

TUMBLR WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM

THE BIGGEST FOREST RESOURCES OF THE PLANET ARE BURNING AND YOU BE LIKE

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IT'S RUSSIA, SO NO BIG DEAL :)))

You ask for reblogs every time some shit happens in America or Europe, hell, you even cared about Notre Dame and Greece forests burning. WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT SIBERIA DYING IN FIRE

OH RIGHT, YOU CAN WATCH SHIT ABOUT ONE OF OUR TRAGEDIES IN TV SHOW, BUT WHEN ANOTHER TRAGEDY THIS BIG HAPPENS RIGHT FUCKING NOW - YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES AND PRETEND IT ISN'T HERE

MOST OF OUR COUNTRY IS ALREADY COVERED IN SMOKE, IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME WHEN IT WILL REACH MOSCOW AND FURTHER CITIES, BIG PARTS OF OUR FORESTS ARE ALREADY GONE IN FIRE, ANIMALS ARE DYING HERE

AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE WORST? WE CAN'T EVEN FORCE OUR GOVERNMENT TO USE ANY. FUCKING. FORCES. AGAINST FIRE

MOST OF OUR PEOPLE DONT EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT, BECAUSE OUR TV DOESN'T SPEAK ABOUT IT

AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS DO? RIGHT, YOU REMAIN SILENT. BECAUSE IT'S NOT CLOSE TO YOU. BUT LET ME TELL YOU THAT - IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME WHEN IT WILL AFFECT YOU, TRUST ME.

Look at this. If those photos don't affect you, you can shove your pathetic posts about saving our eco system deep into your ass.

There is nothing can be done without help and talking about it. And yes, it's this time when it's really YOUR duty to share this information with everyone. You can hate us. Many of our problems got silenced just because world doesn't care. But trust me, when all of our forests will die in a fire, you will be the next one to go.

Today I used this blog to speak, and if you don't like it - fuck you. But the next time you will post shit about global warming, social/economic problems, etc. - remember the time you ignored a problem this big and go fuck yourself.

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Everyone’s waiting to throw rocks at you, spit on you, and make your life hell.

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hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

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Everyone should read:Metal Gear Solid: Fight of Metal Gears

It’s by the same writer of Half Life Full Life Consequences

Here’s a sneak peek at this amazing story

Solid Snake was old and died before and his kid Jake Snake had to do things now for the world. Jake Snake growed up with Solid Snake and helped him beat metal gears but now Solid Snake was not there anymore and only Jake Snake was.

“Solid Snake what happens when you die” Jake Snake asked Solid Snake one time.

“It will be you left to beat the bad guys in the world and do what needs to be done.” Solid Snake said to Jake Snake then he died later.

Jake Snake got a call from Otacon and Otacon said “Jake Snake metal gears are fighting in Out Heaven and you have to go there to fight them” so Jake Snake said “Otacon you were Solid Snakes friend and i want you to be my friend so i will fight metal gears too” so he left to Out Heaven to fight metal gears.

Just, beautiful

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IT KIND OF IS

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the ancient meme has been already unearthed but i bring it back in colour

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Steve1989MREInfo rountinely eats decades old food up to the point of eating 100+ year old beef and a piece of civil war hard tack but the only time hes gotten sick in the history of his channel was from a ration made in 2018

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where is that post about mre youtubers being surprised when 50y/o rations taste absolutely grody while they keep on eaing it because that one send me down a rabbit hole

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this audio clip contains too much raw power for me to hold alone

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Girlish Lisa-ish Sprites Tutorialish

@seashelbby​ First thing’s first, make sure to check out this dude’s rad Lisa Sprite Tutorial. I would hyperlink to it or whatever but idk how so here’s a link. 

http://seashelbby.tumblr.com/post/138053086525/shelbbys-lisa-style-sprite-tutorial

Without it I wouldn’t be half the joy-addict I am today.

Okay let me teach you how to make really cruddy ladies.

Here’s just the base sprites if you want to get right to work.

Now, it’s entirely possible to make different gender sprites using the bases already given by Shelbby. It’s mostly getting the face and the hair down to make em match.

Most of the official LISA female sprites wear Ponchos, so it doesn’t really matter what the body type looks like if they’re gonna wear one.

Sometimes it’s a good idea to simply edit an already existing sprite and looking at others for reference. Just uhh, be thoughtful on whose sprite you may edit.

And there we have it! A cute little older Lisa!

Also, don’t be afraid to go with the flow and not use a base. You never know what happy lil things you may create!

“But Cesar, my sprites don’t look feminine enough. What do?!?!”

That’s where this sexy fucker comes in.

Queen Roger’s body type is different from the other LISA sprites, making it perfect for more curvier/feminine body-types! Just by editing Queen’s sprite, I was able to make some okay-looking ladies.

As you can tell, I’m not great at drawing Ponchos. So you’re on your own with that one. Here are some base sprites you can use if you wanna get started!

And kaboom! You may or may not have made some cool looking sprites! Probably not! Good luck on your sprite/mod-making journey!

Really hope Tumblr doesn’t make everything low quality or somethin.

Also I dunno how to shade so shade properly.