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Humans have finally managed to land on Mars, only to find a locked safe buried in the Martian soil. The key is apparently on Earth, but no one knows where.

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Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

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some star-shaped iranian tiles i like, created in the thirteenth century. [source: art institute of chicago 1, 2, 3, 4]

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It's still happening, if anyone was wondering.

All these people reblogging my NNK2 thread and tagging it "WHAT???" have no idea. They haven't seen HALF of my Rolandposting. They don't know his son has daddy issues and thinks his fantasy outfit looks stupid. They don't know he has an awkward smile so gruesome that I cannot believe it wasn't an electoral liability, and that the catboy starts imitating it. They don't know about the time Leander was very seriously explaining that another country relies not on magic, but on a mysterious arcane art known as "science," and Roland's poker face didn't so much as budge. They don't even know about that time he slew a dragon over a grudge against some kids in elementary school. This is like Underappreciated Drac Facts all over again. :::')))

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#THIS IS IT#THIS IS THE CORRECT WAY TO EXPERIENCE NI NO KUNI 2#god that opening sequence is my gold standard for openings now#my spouse and I say /Mr. President/ because of this game#he does literally cap a mouse guy with a glock and then go ....hmmm.... maybe I shouldnt do that and then pulls out a sword instead#he does use the gun for the rest of the game as well as the sword but that hmmm maybe I shouldnt is incredible#sir you've been isekai'd into a hot young guy for 5 minutes and have already commited self defense based murder#he never gets less funny

You. You understand me.

I started playing Ni no Kuni 2 a few days ago having played the first game but entirely blind to everything about the sequel except that the main character was a catboy, and this was absolutely the best way to play it because nothing could have prepared me for the experience of turning the game on, pressing the start button, and finding out what the real premise was.

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what you have to understand about dungeon meshi is that the entire conflict basically boils down to "every character is autistic but in ways that clash so catastrophically horribly that everyone thinks everyone else is a nuclear-level threat"

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I don't know what the eldritch equivalent of a city council meeting in a church basement where everyone sits around on metal folding chairs drinking bad coffee and eating stale donuts and arguing about parking fees is, but I'm imagining it anyway.

outrealm region representative committee (they don’t get anything done)

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im tired of online discourse. look at this family of quails

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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail?!?!

*sighs and resets "days since last tirade about an extremely obscure subject in a group chat because someone was wrong on the internet about a video game" counter to zero*

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ok anyways. post this beast

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Today was chore day and Patches was VERY HELPFUL

HELPED with laundry (got inside the laundry basket and chewed on the mesh)

HELPED with mopping the kitchen (stood in the way because the mop was interesting to her)

HELPED with mopping the bathroom (walked across the wet floor and sat there on the wet floor with her wet little paws)

HELPED with groceries (BIT my red bell peppers BIT them with her TEETH)

HELPED with vacuuming (sat on the couch and watched me vacuum living room. sat on dining room chair and watched me vacuum dining room. sat on)

HELPED with garbage (tried sneaking out front door while I was heading to throw away the trash)

HELPED with cleaning the bathroom (sniffed and said "oh I don't care for that actually" and left)

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I see your "Laios is trans" but that dude is THE most apathetically agender person on the planet. Laios does not have time for gender. Laios does not even HAVE a gender identity, he removed it to make room for more Monster Facts.