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Kinda like this. From this post here.

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

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I understand the importance of knowing the meaning of these kinds of words, but to be fair, he's listed as Stalingrad in the credits.

am i the only one who takes issue with the fact that the tf2 fandom seems to have named the emesis blue red heavy "stalingrad"

it's a derogatory nickname that doe gives him. and as someone with an interest in history, particularly wwii and soviet history, stalingrad was named after josef stalin. yk. the guy that fucking sucked and killed millions. not to mention the city of stalingrad was renamed in 1961, well before emesis blue takes place, to volgograd because they didn't want the association with stalin.

it fits with doe's character, and canon soldier to boot, to use a soviet-related insult against a russian. in fact, it's taken from a domination line in the game. however, does the fandom really need to make it heavy's name, can't we just call him mikhail

it's like the russian equivalent of calling medic some nazi shit man

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if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

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Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes.

So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.

So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over”…things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house….she locked herself in Dales room.

So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape…

And that’s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room…

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Yassified Pomni for your viewing pleasure!

(also slightly less yassified original sketch of this Pomni under the cut)

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everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

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Revalink Cookies because they tasted good

[insert boring story here. idk these are quick apple cinnamon tasting cookies I made and I remember thinking to myself “this smells like a revalink fluff oneshot” so here I fucking am.]

What you’ll need:

like two big bowls? could probably get away with just one

something to mix stuff with/electric mixer

Pam/parchment paper and rimmed baking pan

oven/volcano

a stomach (does not have to be yours)

20-30ish minutes of your own time, depending on how much you suck at baking

Ingredients:

2 ½(ish) cups of all purpose flour (variation depending on how wet your dough will turn out later

Optional: baking powder/pinch of salt

1 cup brown sugar

1 egg

1 ¼ to 1 1/3 cup of butter

Pack of Quaker Oats instant apple cinnamon oatmeal (it’s what I used, ok. Don’t judge me it was delicious in the end. If you wanna be pretentious go slice up your fresh apples and grate your cinnamon or whatever and hop onto master chef junior you little shit)

Optional Glaze: I later topped my cookies with an orange glaze because I had oranges lying around and they probably aren’t meant to be pair with apple cinnamon but damn if it didn’t taste good anyways ok. Anyhow it’s 1 and ½ cups of powdered sugar whisked with fresh orange juice and zest to desired consistency that’s it, ok I’m not gonna talk about it for the rest of the post

Procedure (serves 20+ish cookies):

1) Preheat oven to 350F and if you’re not american that basically means you turn your oven on hope that helps to clarify

2) Mix sugar and oatmeal mix in one bowl. Make sure it’s thoroughly combined. You want equality when it comes to taste

3) Separate bowl: mix your flour, baking powder, and salt. Or if you’re like me and only used flour, just let it sit in it’s lonely apartment to contemplate it’s sins before we cremate it later

4) Mix butter into the bowl with the sugar and oatmeal mix until fluffy or until it smells like your next inspiration for a modern AU coffeeshop/bakery fluff piece. Make sure to scrape down the sides of the bowl as you do, in order to keep it from escaping back into the wild

5) Gradually add your flour/flour mixture into the wet ingredients a little bit at a time, making sure to completely incorporate the first few lumps of flour with your mixture before adding more. Don’t just immediately dump in 2 cups of flour. Continue to add and mix until 2 ½ cups are in your mixture

6) Fridge it for like, 5-10 minutes, especially if you want if you think the dough is still too wet, but it’s gonna be fluffy anyways so don’t worry too much about it. If you think the dough is still too wet even after that, then feel free to add in more flour

7) Pam spray your prepared cookie coffin or place parchment paper on it, and use a scooper (or your hands, if you’re not a coward) to roll out little one inch balls onto your sheet. Again, for my non americans, that’s roughly equal to the size of my ego, but you’re free to make these cookies 400 meters long or however that measuring system works. [Don’t roll the balls too dense but also not too lightly. You want it to keep it’s ball shape but to be light enough toss]

8) Kill the cookies in the oven and watch their spirits rise to heaven (if they don’t rise, then unfortunately their spirits took the stripper pole to hell and you did something wrong) for 10 to 12 minutes

9) Let the cookies cool. Leather jackets and sunglasses speed up the process.

10) consume and hoard

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whatever dynamic this is

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oof

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Rauru isn't evil or imperialist y'all are just reading way too deeply into a lazily written cash grab sequel

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when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

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i had to