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The Potions Master

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he's a 365 party girl

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Re-updated

Masterlist

Severus Snape

One Shots

Her

Headcanons

 Helping with Muggle Studies

Draco Malfoy

Headcanons

Introduction to muggle music 

House Wars

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Severus trying to help you with muggle studies

Severus: "I don't understand why you feel you need this muggle 'education,' It wont do anything when you come and live here in the wizarding world... with me."

Me: "Oh what a lovely thought. But I am too far to quit. So, either help me with math or stop bitching."

Severus: "I don't bitch. I simply explain my knowle-"

Me: "Out, sev."

Severus: "I'm just saying-"

Me: "help or get out."

Severus: *giant eye roll*

Severus: "fine. Pass me the book."

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Introducing Draco to your muggle music would consist of...

Draco being confused:

"What is this bloody mess?"

"It's rap."

"Rap? Why in Merlins name would anyone want to listen to this-this nonsense? It's worse than the bloody Mandragora's."

"It is not nearly that bad."

“What are they even saying?”

“They're rapping about girls.”

"Please. Please make it stop! I will do anything."

"Anything?"

"yes."

"Fine, fine."

Draco discovering an old iPod you have:

“Muggles really don't have good taste in anything, do they?”

“How many songs do you have from someone called One Direction?”

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“Severus Snape. I am absolutely in love with you, but please stop stealing my crochet needles.”

Snape: “but i’m making you a scarf”

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Me: “I just wanted to know your opinion, Severus”

Sev: “And why would you care for that?”

Me: “Because I care what you think of me, Sev.”

Sev: “Right...”

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snape: you say “please” and “thank you” in front of your students all the time and they never repeat it.

snape: but when you say “fuck” ONCE-

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Bullshit that even Loki's fans say after the series

Fans: Loki grew up in stable environment and he is just spoiled narcissist

Loki:

Fans: Loki killed Frigga

Frigga:

Fans: Loki killed 80 people in 3 days & he enjoyed it

Loki:

Fans: Loki never cared about anyone but himself before series

Loki:

Fans: Loki went through a big character development in series because he doesnt want the throne

Loki 10 years ago:

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♪ Don’t you hear my call though you’re many years away, Don’t you hear me calling you ♪

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Loki Official:

Loki takes over 💥 Catch @twhiddleston on the cover of @EW and start streaming Marvel Studios’ #Loki June 9 on @DisneyPlus. 📸: Charlie Gray for EW

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BUCKY + being very white.

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‘I trusted them. There was no creative hesitation in me. I just said, “I don’t want to break it. I don’t want to break him.” I’d hate to dilute what we’ve already done, but I can confidently tell you I don’t think we have. And i’m joined by all these amazing people. Kate Herron [the show’s director] had so many extraordinary ideas and such a deep knowledge of the MCU and the character from the comics, and all the things that hadn’t been explored and angles that hadn’t been looked at. Kevin Wright [producer] had some great ideas. Michael Waldron [head writer] had some extraordinary ideas. And it didn’t even feel like the same experience, It feels like a new experience.’

Tom Hiddleston on his his Disney+ Loki Series experience, Empire Magazine June 2021

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Tom Hiddleston and Owen Wilson Introduce the new Loki Series poster (and disagree over a couple of things), 18th March 2021

Bonus: The Poster

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what i honestly think it would be like to date loki

btw to those who have sent me requests...i see you! i promise. i’ve just been a bit unmotivated at the moment. so here’s this for now i guess LMAO

lemme just say right now...actually getting to the point of dating loki would take a long time

a LONG TIME

the enemies (but not rlly enemies) to allies to friends w tension to yearning / crushing on each other to lovers type thing

i mean have u seen how loki grew up??? he has major trust issues and doesn’t get close to people

i think it’d take a few years of extreme slowburn, arguing, and yearning w one another until feelings actually start to show

loki wouldn’t be afraid of staring - or eye contact, tbh

you’d just be sitting at one of tony’s famous parties, feeling slightly out of place while standing amidst a group of people avidly telling their own stories (let’s be real...it’s mainly tony talking)

and for just a quick second you let out a small comment that earns a couple grins and chuckles from the people around you

the conversation moves on, but you can’t help but feel loki’s intense gaze on you

and he doesn’t look away for a good ten seconds

or maybe you’ll just be eating dinner and loki will carefully watch you with soft eyes from across the table

he analyzes everything about you...

the way you raise a quizzical eyebrow, the way you avert your gaze away from him when his flirty comments make you nervous

the way you flip the pages of your book gently

the way your body just naturally leans into his touch

he notices everything.

everything.

loki most definitely is not a PDA person in my opinion . like at all

but the one thing he ALWAYS does. like ALWAYS, is have one hand placed gently on the small of your back

as a way to always somehow be touching you, and letting you know he’s there

(and ofc letting everyone else know)

but when alone, i honestly do think that touch is one of loki’s main love languages

he’s always touching your mf NECK

you don’t know why, and neither does he

but he’ll just come behind you and gently brush any hair to the side, and run his chilly fingers down your neck

or he’ll place a gentle kiss on your neck’s sweet spot after anything (after a heated make out session, after saying good morning, after dinner, ANYTHING)

he’s a neck guy ok i’ve decided

i also feel like loki is the type to act all macho and tough but he’ll be like

“actually, my dove, i guess you could paint my nails. i guess we could match. only green, though”

also this is a lil NSFW but loki is 100% INDEED A GOD NOT ONLY IN THE STREETS, BUT IN THE SHEETS AS WELL

he puts his powers to good use if ya know what i mean

seriously though, he worships you. WORSHIPS YOU. not only your body, but your mind, heart, and soul as well

anything intimate he goes into with pure passion because he believes it intertwines your souls together even more

ALSO i literally believe that loki, in the late hours of the night, while you two are sleepy in each other’s arms under the dim moonlight, will braid your hair gently

he’s quite good with his fingers

in more ways than one

after kissing you, loki likes poking you gently with his nose, then completely leaning into you, and pulling you into a tight embrace

i don’t see him as a huge cuddler while sleeping, but he ALWAYS is either holding your hand or having his arm/hand on you SOMEWHERE at least

always touching u!

now i know this is kind of depressing, but there would definitely be fights occasionally between you and loki

sometimes loki cant watch his tongue, and you end up storming out of the room in tears

or even if it’s something about him going out on missions and doing reckless shit and you’re TIRED OF IT

and he gets too defensive and you both end up stressed out and w raised voices, so you just storm out

but he never. EVER goes to sleep mad at you. he did it once and woke up feeling terrible and vowed to never let you two go to bed angry

by the end of the night, he’s kissed you wherever you’ve got tears falling, and whispers “im sorry, my dove” “forgive me, please”

you guys kiss a lot

like a lot

loki loves going on walks with you. it’s just something you’ve both normalized in your day to day routine together

you like to call loki “shakespeare” bc mf can be so dramatic sometimes and recite goddamn poems to you out of nowhere

but you honestly love it

LMAO sometimes i feel like during a make out session loki will just softly bite your ear for no reason

the first time u were like??? but you’re into it

you and loki out in public literally look exactly like that one picture of natalia dyer and charlie heaton

ya know...the one of them walking hand in hand on the streets, resting bitch faces, dressed all in black, big ass sunglasses, sharing earbuds

you guys truly are that couple

i feel like “mirrors” by justin timberlake just fits the relationship vibe. do u know what i mean?

BATHS TOGETHER. ALL THE MF TIME. he just loves skin on skin

loki loves you so much

like loki iS SO reserved around people (other than you) but if someone asks about you he will literally spill his heart out, talking about how you are truly an angel sent from heaven for him

he only has eyes for you. forever and always

soulmates

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So apparently I have a type…

tall, dark, and stabby