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Less than a month until the Laura Jane Grace concert (!!!) and I have tentative plans in place for transportation. It's all coming together

Holy shit !!!!! It’s actually happening ! I’m so excited for you fr

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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Passover seder at UC Berkeley’s Gaza solidarity encampment (via twitter)

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"Can you kill me calmly..." is one of those quotes that live rent free in my head tbh

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Danger Days haters are so fucking annoying

“it’s wayyyy too pop punk-”

SORRY couldn’t hear you over gerard warning us about the dangers of late stage capitalism over ray’s beautiful guitar solos

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I love the deleted scenes from nbc hannibal

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booktok videos should be categorized as some sort of threat to public health

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good riddance live

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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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Lesbians flow chart

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Thank you to @sleepnoises for making the original poll & for giving us the idea to to this :)

Sorry if we couldn’t get your favorite on here, we were limited to only 12 options (11 if you don’t include the “other” option).

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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losing my mind at this

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now whyd it take me two weeks to write that chapter and then i wrote nearly ⅓ of it within ninety minutes. authorship is a SCAM

help seriousluy??. writing is so weird fr

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>:) i am so fucking annoyed. my mother bought a loaf of bread yesterday. YESTERDAY. my sister got, get this, one (1) ☝️ singular piece of toast. and then overfucking night my little brother ate. THE ENTIRE REST OF THE FUCKING LOAF. BAR THE END SLICE. >:) in this economy i feel like that entitles me to fucking stabbing him 🤬🤬🤬

WHAT ????? THAT'S SO FUNNY ACTUALLY

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The devil is speaking to me (I wanna rewatch banana fish)