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Did I just make a new character for a campaign I won’t be playing in for a very long time..? Yes. Yes I did.
Circle of the Wildfire druid. Fire genasi of elven origin. Her daddy’s an effreti crime lord but she just want to be freeeeeee. ...but she still doesn’t have a name lol. Any suggestions?
(also her hair is fire and it’s low and blue like a pilot light when she’s chill, but emotions make it go big and crazy and red and orange because Hades is my favorite Disney villain)
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20 Useful Things To Find In A Book That Aren’t Spells...
A large number of famous and learned ‘suitable’ quotes.
Several recorded accounts of historical battles.
Numerous maps drawn in a meticulous hand, noting places of interest or places that provide good deals of any kind: Food, Spell Components, a Good Bed or Otherwise.
A quote featuring an in-depth explanation of the process of brewing ale, taken from a Dwarven Barkeep.
A small guide on what parts of an animal are usually edible without consequence.
A series of drawings showing religious symbols and iconography, with notes on several cults that have risen in the area over the past few decades.
A “To-Do” List of multiple activities, with several crossed off.
A map of a cave system, with several notes such as “Collapsed Cavern” or “Partially Flooded” written on the pages.
A half-written theory proposing several ingredients which could be combined into a powerful poison.
Several quick scribbles of herbs and plant-life, with notes on their medicinal uses.
Several pages with anatomical drawings depicting the proper swimming and diving techniques for shallow and open water, as well as advice for swimming in unfamiliar environments.
The floor plans for several houses, taverns and castles, with notes such as “Secret Tunnel?” and “Evacuation Route?” having large arrows branching to several areas in the drawings.
A small diary showing the passage of several weeks as a young man learns how to properly spear-fish in local rivers and out at sea.
A small drawing of a sailing vessel with writing noting each individual part of the ship, along with footnotes about sailor’s knots and the proper breathing techniques in order to stop vomiting while on board a ship.
Depictions of the local fauna, with notes on the various hunting strategies of local beasts.
A handful of pages with guidelines for foraging in various environments, including how to build a shelter and what berries and leaves are edible or poisonous.
The translated lyrics of several songs, from comical drinking songs to long and beautiful love ballads.
Depictions of various monstrous creatures, with notes on the creatures anatomy and abilities.
A guide a rock-climbing and mountain survival, along with appendices noting what bugs are the most flavourful.
Several notes sharing methods of disguising oneself, from a false accents to methods of quickly changing clothing, to methods of camouflaging your body against unfamiliar terrain.
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My barbarian got the Giant Slayer Axe. So naturally I’m working on a redesign lol. First go round and... not hating this direction so far!
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How trying to voice NPC’s uniquely in my campaign actually sounds
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Haven’t posted in like, forever, but friends. I started watching fantasy high.
I was a fool for waiting so long.
But now that I’m here. Allow me to say:
I love Gorgug and I will protect him with my life.
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Whitestone castle has a strict no-shoes policy
When you step through the door, your soles are forfeit
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Every time someone says “dragon” in How to Train Your Dragon
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Old dogs teeth — El Chaltén, Argentina [3456 x 1647] [OC] - Author: NomadicNewYorker on reddit
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SHRIMP! HEAVEN! NOW!
youtube.com/watch?v=5im6jbhaRhw
Pretty good, although not the one I would say is me but I laughed a lot
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The M9 vs the storm, inspired by Hellboy
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a big ass thieves cant collection for my dnd game. some of it inspired by all those ‘hobo symbols’ and stuff you can find on the internet
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Discord saved dnd in these trying times. Also I almost tpked them. It was close. But they made it and I’m so proud.
#dnd#dont mind me escaping from reality#where the stress comes from things we can change#and there are things that can be done#like twin spelling witch bolt
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Putting these two together in one post because of how fitting their respective random color palettes were - Had to make them somehow companion pieces. I miss them a LOT…
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Hey everyone remember when I had this crack theory? Because I sure do!
FJORD THEORY
maybe this has been said before, I dunno, but as I was looking through some monsters that could be used to destroy entertain my party I came across THIS GEM:
anyone else familiar with this little baddy from Volo’s? well. Let me give you some highlights on Fjord’s real identity the deep scion:
Began life as someone who was stolen from shore or saved from sinking ships
Offered a terrible bargain by an undersea power: surrender, body and soul, or drown
Those who ~submit~ are subjected to an ancient ritual that transforms an air-breathing person into a shapechanger that can take a form that is fully at home beneath the waves
Emerges from the depths in service to its underwater master, which is likely a kraken or some other ancient being of the deep
Wears the mind and body of the person it once was as a sort of mask
In conclusion, Fjord is an actual monster thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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