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Yamcha: Dice is a dating app.
Krillin : Dating app.
Yamcha : It's not for you.
Krillin: What? Wolf Boy. Come on. I've Internet dated before. You send an e-mail, you get excited, you wait, you get an e-mail back.
Yamcha: You are just describing e-mailing.
#a classic yamcha w#yamcha keeps getting bitches because he is a swiftie#Krillin and Yamcha are chaotic besties and I love that for them#this is pre K18#thank dende for 18 cuz my man deserved a bad bitch#dbz#dragon ball#dragon ball z#dragon ball incorrect quotes#incorrect dbz quotes#dragon ball super#dbz krillin#dbs krillin#db krillin#dbz yamcha#dbs Yamcha#db Yamcha
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We're lost. Why did you let me chase a waterfall? You know what TLC says.
-Gohan at some point
#Gohan loves his girl groups#Gohan introduced Videl to Taylor Swift#y’all saw the Great Saiyaman battle poses (dance moves)#I know he thinks No Scrubs is banger#dbz#dragon ball#dragon ball z#dragon ball incorrect quotes#incorrect dbz quotes#dragon ball super#gohan i love you babygirl#Gohan the absolute love of my life#I would listen to you talk about bugs all day erryday#source: New Girl
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#he’s never beating the simp allegations#AS HE SHOULD#IF HE IS NOT PATHETICALLY IN LOVE WITH HIS WIFE#THEN HE CAN FUCK OFF!!!
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gohan always knows the right thing to say
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Goten : Hey, Trunks, are you ready to go streaking?
Trunks : What?
Goten : That's what my dad and I called going super sayain and getting blonde streaks in your hair. We used to do it every morning in the woods . You just start powering up, and let the transformation do the rest. We called it getting to 2nd base.
Trunks : You just said you called it going streaking.
Goten : It had a couple names.
#trunks is older here ya pervs#do i hc as a trunks as nerd? yes.#do i also think he is a himbo? also yes#and sadly trunks is a himbo slut#chad goten is truly a gift to this world btw#the son family are too wholesome to pick up on innuendo#dbz#dragon ball#dragon ball z#dragon ball incorrect quotes#incorrect dbz quotes#dbz trunks#dragon ball super#dbz goten#source: brooklyn nine nine#future trunks#trunks briefs#son goten#gotenks
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Goku: Is your equipment secure?
Krillin : Check.
Goku : Weapon loaded?
Krillin : Check.
Goku : Did you have breakfast?
Krillin : What? That's not on the checklist.
Goku : I added it because I care about you.
Krillin : No, I did not have breakfast.
Goku : Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.
Krillin : Hey, there's little chocolate chips in this.
Goku : Yeah, I'm not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.
#Goku and Krillin are wholesome besties argue with the wall#they are so important to me#does goku have an accent? yes cry about it#dbs stop being the goku and vegeta show challenge (impossible)#give me more Krillin Goku shenanigans#yes I know I could just rewatch since the begging#but there’s something about two grown man doing tomfoolery#anyhowww#dbz#dragon ball#dragon ball z#dragon ball incorrect quotes#incorrect dbz quotes#dragon ball super#dbz goku#dbz krillin#dbs goku#dbs Krillin#source: brooklyn nine nine
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Trunks: Hey, G-Spot!
Goten: Bra, Trunks. Ugh, I missed you guys so much.
Bra: Really? Because when you left, you made a pretty big deal about deleting us from your phone.
Goten: Girl, that was just the showman in me. Space is so boring. I need some Z Fighters drama, stat.
Bra: I don't think we're that dramatic.
Goten: I've been gone one week. Yamcha and Vidro are dating and they've killed a person.
#a classic yamcha w#yamcha keeps getting the baddest bitches#and im proud of him for it#yamcha keeps getting bitches because HE IS A SWIFTIE#not timeline accurate but who gives a fuck#dbz#dragon ball#dragon ball incorrect quotes#dragon ball z#incorrect dbz quotes#dragonball z#dbgt#dragonball super#goten#trunks is older here ya pervs#dbz trunks#dbz goten#dbz bra#chad goten is truly a gift to this world btw#do i hc as a trunks as nerd? yes.#do i also think he is a himbo? also yes#source: brooklyn nine nine
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Piccolo: Come on Trunks! Goku said to use the whole team. We all want this solved.
Trunks: I appreciate the offer, but i work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.
#DBZ Trunks#do i hc as a trunks as nerd? yes.#do i also think he is a himbo? also yes#DBZ#DBS#dbz piccolo#Dragon Ball Z#dragon ball#dragon ball super#and sadly trunks is a himbo slut#trunks is OLDER HERE YA PERVS
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Goku: [To camera] We're very different. Chi's from the city. She has big kingdom. I come from a small planet. Very red, but very, very beautiful. It's the number one planet in universe 2 and 6 for all the... What's the word?
Chi-Chi: Murders.
Goku: Yes, the murders.
#dbz#dragon ball#dragon ball incorrect quotes#dragon ball z#incorrect dbz quotes#incorrect dragon ball quotes#dbz incorrect quotes#dbz chichi#dbz goku#gochi#source: modern family#does goku have an accent? yes cry about it#sure not every saiyan is murderous but its funnier when i pretend they are
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Bulma: [To camera] I was out of control growing up. There, you know, I said it. I just don't want my kids to make the same bad mistakes I made. If Trunks never shoots an alien child, and flashes an old man I've done my job.
Vegeta: Our job.
Bulma: Right. I've done our job.
#dbz#dragon ball#dragon ball incorrect quotes#dragon ball z#incorrect dbz quotes#incorrect dragon ball quotes#dbz incorrect quotes#dbz bulma#dbz vegeta#dbz trunks#dragon ball super#source: modern family#geets loves his unhinged wife#and sadly trunks is a himbo slut#anyways stream The Car by AM#also Midnights by TS
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Gohan: Oh, Piccolo is here today!
Videl: Yes! Genius! He loves us and he's got tons of sway in the otherworld.
Gohan: He'll totally tell King Kai to back down.
Videl: He'll be all "King Kai, I must INSIST that you DESIST."
Gohan: I really think this is going to work. Also, if you ever want to bust out that Piccolo impression at home, I'd be okay with that.
Videl: Oh, okay. Duly noted. Super disturbing, but I'm definitely going to do it.
#dbz#dragon ball#dragon ball incorrect quotes#dragon ball z#incorrect dbz quotes#incorrect dragon ball quotes#source: brooklyn nine nine#dbz incorrect quotes#dbz gohan#dbz videl#some saiyapeople for my own amusement#gohan i love you babygirl#videl my king
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Chi-Chi: Why do you have so many lycra body suits? And why do you need eight full drawers of underwear?
Bulma: Because I'm civilized.
#dbz#dragon ball#dragon ball incorrect quotes#dragon ball z#incorrect dbz quotes#incorrect dragon ball quotes#source: brooklyn nine nine#dbz incorrect quotes#dbz bulma#dbz chichi#bulma is an icon and i stand by that#but im a chichi stan first and foremost
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After Bulma's house is robbed
Yamcha: If someone broke into your house and you weren't fighters, wouldn't you be scared
Chi-Chi: Yes.
Eighteen: Depends. How many guns do I still have hidden?
Yamcha: None.
Eighteen: Do I still have my knife? Nunchucks? Axe?
Yamcha: It was a hypothetical question.
Eighteen: I know, but I want to play it out. Do I still have my throwing stars?
Chi-Chi: This has taken a strange turn.
Eighteen: Fine, I'd be scared.(to Chi-Chi) What kind of woman doesn't have an axe?.
#dbz#dragon ball#dragon ball incorrect quotes#dragon ball z#incorrect dbz quotes#incorrect dragon ball quotes#source: brooklyn nine nine#dbz incorrect quotes#dbz chichi#dbz eighteen#dbz lazuli#chichi and 18 are besties. argue with the wall
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Goku: Hey. Have you seen Vegeta? I lost him. His children could be orphans already. Father-less mother-having orphans.
#dbz#dragon ball#dragon ball incorrect quotes#dragon ball z#incorrect dbz quotes#incorrect dragon ball quotes#source: brooklyn nine nine#dbz incorrect quotes#dbz goku#dbz vegeta#this is a nice litle thing
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Goten: It's our first annual Son-Briefs Christmas. Are you excited about going to town on Daddy's nog?
Trunks: Christmas is cancelled. Goten ruined it.
#dbz#dragon ball#dragon ball incorrect quotes#dragon ball z#incorrect dbz quotes#incorrect dragon ball quotes#source: brooklyn nine nine#dbz goten#dbz incorrect quotes#dbz trunks#truten y'all#im back and worse than ever#this is when they are grown up people
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