#incorrect dragon ball quotes

[ap-kinda-lit]

Nappa: Alright! Let’s make a list of ways to get revenge on Frieza. Who ever comes up with the best one gets $50. Go!

Raditz: Empty the fuel for that stupid hover pod he always rides around in.

Goku: Post a picture of him in his underwear.

Vegeta: Blow up his planet.

Broly: Convince him he has terminal cancer.

Nappa: Damn, Broly, that’s dark…I’m writing it down.

[fabuloustrash05]

Goku: I told Vegeta that his ears turn red when he lies.  Bulma: Why would you tell him that? Goku: Watch. Goku: Hey Vegeta! Do you love Bulma? Vegeta, covering his ears: NO!

[thisisnotawendys]

[inkdheart17]

Trunks: if I dye—

Goten: I'll kill myself

Trunks: —my hair blue...

Goten: OOOooohhh 😬

[galacticrainbowsaz]

Shenron: I AM THE ETERNAL DRAGON. STATE YOUR WISH AND I WILL-... you again... *Sigh* What do you want this time

Sampo: *presses play on his boombox*

Boombox: MONEY MONEY MONEY~! MUST BE FUNNY, IN A R-

Shenron: *eternal sigh*

[almond-joyous]

Champa: And if it wasn’t you, they’d just hire some other bim-

Vados: Some other what? Bim-what?

Champa: ……bimportant person.

[pam0100]

Gohan: *Stubs their toe* F*CK!

Bill: Mind your language!

Gohan: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???

Bill:

Gohan: You have to accept that sweard words are necessary sometimes.

[laughing-moonlight]

Yamcha: If I die (again) wanna be cremated and have my ashes buried behind a Dennys

Bulma: If?!

Tien: AGAIN?!

Krillin: Fancy ass. Choose Taco Bell like the rest of us

[bigdicktitties]

I love the ToP in DBS for this sole reason:

Jiren: How do u plan on defeating me?

Frieza: idk is killing myself an option?

Vegeta, Android 17, and Goku: We conclude that it is.

[dragonballsitcom]

Goku: [To camera] We're very different. Chi's from the city. She has big kingdom. I come from a small planet. Very red, but very, very beautiful. It's the number one planet in universe 2 and 6 for all the... What's the word?

Chi-Chi: Murders.

Goku: Yes, the murders.

[loreofthefritz]

Erasa: hey what's ur body count ;)

Gohan: uhhh 8??

Erasa, Videl, Sharpner: ???

Sharpner: wow, that's 8 more than I thought youd have. Mine's 17 😏

Gohan, internally: is murder normal now????

[ap-kinda-lit]

Trunks: What do you mean you don’t have a driver’s license!? You’re old!

Vegeta: What do you want me to do? Walk into a DMV and tell them I’m part of an extinct race from a planet that no longer exists? I’m not exactly a citizen, Trunks!

[fabuloustrash05]

[Goku and Vegeta are arguing over who came up with a joke]

Goku: Bulma, you have to help us decide who’s joke this is.

Bulma: Why do I have to decide?

Vegeta: Because you’re the only one that can be fair.

Bulma: I can’t be fair. You’re my husband.

Goku: Yeah, but you and I have been friends since we were kids, and friendship is the most important thing in the world.

Vegeta: Don’t try to sway her!

Vegeta, to Bulma: I want another baby ;)

[onesillybeach]

Bulma: *walks in, puts hands on hips as she stares at Vegeta.*

Bulma: What's wrong with you?

Vegeta:

Trunks: *raises his hand.* I know this one!

[inkdheart17]

Goten: your favorite what? Disaster?

Trunks: yeah!

Goten: natural disaster? Because this is all natural~

Trunks: omg

Goten: nothing synthetic about this 😎

[rwac96]

What Could've Been (Shall 21)

Shallot: *Super Saiyan Blue, battered & bruised* "I used to think defeating you would bring me peace, but now I'm not so sure…"

Android 21 (Evil): *on the ground, panting heavily* "Why the change of heart, Shallot?" *groaning, reverting from her Majin form to her Human form*

Shallot: *reverts to his normal form* "Because every time I see you, I see the person you could have been."

Android 21: *chuckles slightly* "And every time I see you, I'm reminded of the samaritan I could never be."

Shallot: "In a way, I wonder if we could've been friends...or...more..."

Android 21: *blinks, laughing again* "More? Like a couple? Heheheheh, that...that is hilarious."

Shallot: *shrugs, wiping the blood from his lip* "If you didn't delve into the crazy, turning people into candy scientist thing...maybe."

Android 21: *her lips curl into a frown* "No. My former life...Vomi helped the Red Ribbon in an attempt to dominate the world. She wasn't a good woman, I'm not a good woman. I...I killed a replica of her own son, for Kami's sake."

Shallot: "And my people turned into infamous, marauding invaders...all because me and my brother lost a war long ago. The sinner and the failure."

Android 21: *chuckled slightly* "Quite the odd pair we make..."

Shallot: *lets a chuckle escape his lips* "I guess..."