dragongirlspacewizard

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[dragongirlspacewizard]

i am shrunken down and brought to the gnome world and when i attempt to assimilate to their culture I use an acorn cap as a hat and they all laugh cheerfully at my silly mistake of wearing what they use as a bowl like a cap and though this is a transgression that would have humiliated me in my human life I am instead laughing alongside them at my humorous misunderstanding

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cherry's birthday today (which is also my birthday 🦴)

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people talk about how showing someone your boyvoice is really special and intimate but i think the opposite is also deserving of a lot of reverence and care and tact. when a girl who has a flat lower voice tries out her training voice around you that shit is so vulnerable and so special. that is her exploring who she could be and giving you a sneak peak of her beautiful future

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if i were to (theoretically) step on a rake, i could easily see it coming and take evasive measures. but if i then stepped on a second rake after i think that would finally do me in.

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“I’m having my son in 2 months and I’m jealous of how cute baby girl clothes are” you can put your newborn son in a little strawberry print romper, I swear. he won’t mind. he won’t develop a complex over it, I promise.

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OP: Back when I was young, I couldn’t afford nice clothes. Now, I buy pretty dresses for the 18-year-old me. (cr 农村的陈奶奶)

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Your bestie comforting you after you break up be like (cr xxokate)

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Gravity isn’t even being affected by extra dimensions. This comic is so fake. 

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I wanna pet a hyena so bad but that would not end well for anyone.

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i'll do it for sam

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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Warframe developer with a wise and beautiful mind: Nyx is English with a weird tongue, Trinity is latina and owns a mouse, and Volt? Well he is a gamer.

Warframe playerbase: that's right