25, they/he, aroace and agender. Currently obsessed with Daredevil and Jedi: Fallen Order/Survivor. Fun posts are cool rocks and this is the shelf I put them on. Solar physicist in training. Icon from this picrew.
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Item: sparkling water that tastes like sunshine and wonder; deals 2d8 Radiant damage to Vampires and other creatures that are hurt by sunlight
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i know this isn't the reguar theme of this blog but i need to share it somewhere because today someone called my local fire department because they found
a horse
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cat can:
snuggle
biting you
eat food AND plastic
so scared of car sounds
locate Bug
Make sounds
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“google is free” bro i’m asking you because i love you
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Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.
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The fact that dishes feel like The Horrors but literally take less than fifteen minutes is a personal insult to me
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that post that's going around about wikipedia being banned in the UK is driving me insane because of this one stupid line

the fuck do they have to do with this lmfao. like:

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
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it must be said the ancient greeks got a little funny with it
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we ride for hope and joy and to thrive, however the world may be
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I don’t believe tsw*ft is a revolutionary or even interesting artist but she *is* the only artist who has her own folder on my phone dedicated to lyrics that make me incandescent with rage so from a perverse conceptual perspective I guess something is working
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guy who is stuck in a timeloop but is too socially anxious to bring it up to anybody or change their routine just in case it turns out they're mistaken. like yeah you're pretty sure that it's been november 3rd for two weeks now but idk maybe that's the depression talking. it's fine.
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@animatedjen
I thought the cutscenes of Jedi Fallen Order were rendered in engine but I just noticed
Cal's nightbrother climbing claws disappear in the cutscene on Ilum when he gets his crystal and watches the last Cordova message and at the end when he destroys the holocron
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