dralphys-archived-blog
dralphys-archived-blog
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Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2 Is Neither Kissy Nor Cutie, It Is Trash. 0/10 Stars Warning: contains spoilers for undertale! { Affilated with Citta Alvaere }
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dralphys-archived-blog · 10 years ago
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hi! im dropping alphys out of citta for now, so please feel free to unfollow this blog! many apologies for any trouble this might have caused!
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dralphys-archived-blog · 10 years ago
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um, for the reason i requested that semi hiatus is!!
my laptop broke! (i dont know why, i just left it alone overnight and BAM)
i just got it back from reformatting, actually, so im focusing on getting back my files for now! sorry if this caused any inconvenience!
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dralphys-archived-blog · 10 years ago
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requesting a semi-hiatus for alphys from undertale please!! today is nov 11, thank you so much!
Noted for you!
– mod 『 』
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dralphys-archived-blog · 10 years ago
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“O-oh... a human mage? I didn’t know humans could learn magic, but that’s really nice!”
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“But oh, um, you probably don’t know what a madijick is if you didn’t recognize it instantly, right? If I may, they’re monsters that have an outfit similar to what you are wearing right now... and they only speak in magic words!” 
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“Madjick?” he repeated slowly, the word clearly foreign on his tongue, “Uh, no. I’m just a wizard or something like that, I guess. Just a plain ol’ human mage.” Although Tyrone was rather curious about what a madjick was.
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dralphys-archived-blog · 10 years ago
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Alphys jumped at suddenly hearing a familiar voice out of the blue.
She hoped the voice belonged to who she hoped it was, and that she wasn't hearing things.
And as she turned around, Alphys would see that she was correct about the assumption.
Alphys smiled in relief when she saw the figure, there she was, Undyne! In the flesh! Or scales, either way—She was here now and that was the most important part! 
"O-oh, Undyne, Undyne!" Alphys began excitedly, "It's you! I was looking for you all over and the rest said they knew where you were, but here you are! I didn't expect you to find me first, though!”
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"But so..! Um! I was spacing out a bit back there, huh? Have you heard about Halloween? I’ve been told it was a holiday where people dress up in costumes to get candy. And I was thinking about if I should go on ahead with dressing up or not, basically..."
@dralphys
    She’s met Frisk. She’s met Papyrus. Now, she meets again yet another friend from the Underground. Well, “friend” is being used rather liberally. No, this reptile transcended simple friendship. In that regard, catching sight of this yellow-scaled scientist ended up being an instant mood booster for an otherwise high-strung fish girl.
    Halloween is right around the corner. It would seem like there’s plenty of humans doing last-minute shopping for macabre little trinkets. What for, she wonders? Humans are obsessed with supernatural things, it seemed– things that monsters don’t really bat an eyelash at.
    It looked like Alphys, just as contemplative as ever, stood idle by perhaps musing over something. Nostalgic– that’s how they first met, wasn’t it? 
    Undyne with her freakish height stood behind the shorter Alphys, quite literally hovering over her as if aching to surprise her with her presence.
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    “Hey! Anybody home?”
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dralphys-archived-blog · 10 years ago
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new legs
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dralphys-archived-blog · 10 years ago
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@foolpotential
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“Um... Hello there! I was just wondering... Is there a spider bakesale going on? Since there is... er, a lot of spiders right now.” It kind of made Alphys want some spider cider herself.
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dralphys-archived-blog · 10 years ago
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@paperpines
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"Oh, hello! Are you going as a madjick? Your clothes... really reminded me of one.” If they were, It felt really nice to see someone going as a monster from back home.
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dralphys-archived-blog · 10 years ago
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@saezuris
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“Um, hi! This is really forward, but these are called pumpkins, right? And...” She gestured over to one that appeared shaking.”Are they... supposed to move like that?“
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dralphys-archived-blog · 10 years ago
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@aquafos
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“H-hey! What do you think you’re doing?! You shouldn’t splash random people with water, t-that’s just mean!”
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dralphys-archived-blog · 10 years ago
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imagine alphys having several terabytes of touhou remixes stored on her computer.
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dralphys-archived-blog · 10 years ago
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dralphys-archived-blog · 10 years ago
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Lizards that big wasn’t all that too common. Big lizards wearing glasses and lab coats were even more rare.
Not to mention lizards who meets all those above requirements and looked like they were having a religious experience in front of a dumpster, clutching something that looks like a small, sleek plastic box with a colorful cover.
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❝ Hellooo? What’s that? ❞
If their reaction was that extreme, it might be something really interesting. Who knows.
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“Ah... W-what?! What? Just who are you?”  She quickly exclaimed as she held the small case to her chest.
Come on! When she finally began to dig through the trash to look for any items that might be of valuable, someone surprised her. Which almost made her stumble and drop the ‘goods’.
When she was sure she had a nice grip on the case she found in the dumpster, Alphys turned around quickly to get a better look at the stranger. Besides, if they looked hostile... She could always run for it, right?
...Oh, it was just a young human(?) girl.
She sighed and lowering her shoulders in relief. Sure, the girl looked harmless, even if the way she just snuck up on her was just creepy.
To be honest, Alphys wasn’t sure if she could call her human with those blue-purplish cords around her person. She looked like a human for the most part.
“O-oh... Hi? Um... do you mean this?” Alphys squinted at the case she was holding, of course she knew this was anime! What else would be in a small plastic case in the trash? “T-this is anime! To be specific,” She held the small box at her face, reading it, “Spirit... Tales?”
“Weird name aside, who would throw this away? It’s not like it was...” 
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She made a face just thinking of that disgusting sequel to the series.
“Ugh, Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2. I mean, they just decided to put in more kissing scenes for what? Fanservice? Oh, don’t me started on how they just introduced in more characters and right, that’s cool and all, but they barely gave them any screentime! One even had like, what? 5 minutes of screentime? And that was throughout the whole series! Don’t get me started on that animation, it’s gross! Those kissing scenes just made me want to turn it off and throw it in the trash. Speaking of trash, that’s what it is, trash! Garbage!"
“Um...” This was awkward, she just ranted about Mew Mew 2 to some stranger, she must be... so confused by now. “Y-You probably don’t know what I’m talking about... huh? Er, so... are you here to dig through the trash too?”
「lizard of oz」
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dralphys-archived-blog · 10 years ago
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“Um. Hi, Papyrus. And... what is so interesting about that thing? It just, um, smells like a dog to me.”
The smell was... pretty strong, to say the least. Was that what interested Papyrus so much? It reminded Alphys of how the Endogeny smelled, to be honest.
Alphys recognized all of those names, but Nosferablook? That confused the scientist for a second, before realizing Papyrus meant ‘Napstablook’
“Don’t you mean... Napstablook? But the first complex? I've just been at the fourth complex, It’s rather interesting in there, but nobody from back home lives in the fourth complex, as far as I know.”
“Uh, I have no idea where is first complex exactly, so I kind of... did miss it?” 
Papyrus was taken with this strange device he found affixed to the city sidewalk. It was short, bright red, and roughly barrel-shaped, with a round top and a couple of caps on the side. What was it for? Was it a miniature statue?And why did it smell like that annoying dog?
He was so absorbed with this thingamabob, that he didn’t even turn until he heard a ‘Papyrus?’.
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「 …OH! HELLO THERE, DR. ALPHYS! I WAS JUST CHECKING OUT THIS WEIRD WHATCHAMACALLIT. 」He still had to wonder: was the dog stuck inside? He never got around to opening the thing…
「 THE OTHERS? OH, YES! I’VE SEEN SANS, THE HUMAN, METTATON, NOSFERABLOOK, AND UNDYNE, AND YOU! 」 Papyrus was sure there were more on the way. He just had to go out and find everyone! 「 UNDYNE IS STAYING IN THE FIRST COMPLEX WITH ME. HAVE YOU SEEN IT? IT’S HUGE!! THERE’S NO WAY YOU CAN MISS IT!!! 」
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dralphys-archived-blog · 10 years ago
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Upon noticing Frisk’s demeanor, Alphys gave them an awkward reassuring backpat on their shoulder. She knew it wouldn’t make the problem go away, but maybe it would cheer them up, even by a small amount?
“Taken, popping up? Who would take the time to just kidnap us and just not take us all together..? W-we’re just some monsters and a human going up to the surface! But um, being taken aside, we shouldn’t worry, right? You and me are here, and we can work on finding the rest together when they manage to arrive!”
“...If you want me to come along, of course!”
The city was large and confusing in comparison to the Underground, after all. And with Alphys not being fully settled in it yet, it might take even longer—but they could try, right?
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“But U-Undyne? She’s here too? Um... does she look like shes doing okay here? And, uh, who was the other person? Was it... somebody you knew?”
Frisk was pleased to hear their name, and in that familiar tone too. The forever shy Dr. Alphys was actually yelling their name and coming to see them. How long had she been here alone to get that kind of reaction? But at least she sounded happy.
The human jumped and waved as her as soon as they had spotted her. They were happy to see her too. They had already seen Undyne and Chara, but that didn’t affect how happy they were to see Alphys. Well, maybe a little, but mostly just seeing Chara. That had ruined their mood a bit, but Alphys was here too and that was good!
“Alphys!” Frisk called in return for their own name being yelled.
When Alphys was leaning in, Frisk mistook it for another gesture and wrapped the monster in a very brief hug. However, her words were a little… Frisk got the feeling she didn’t quite understand the situation they were in.
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“Well, this is a surface, but it’s not the surface. We were taken here…” Frisk gave a small frown. They didn’t understand how Alphys could be confused. They remembered seeing her after everyone moved to the surface. And yet she didn’t remember it. Frisk felt like something was going on that they didn’t remember.
“I don’t think we just got separated. This is a different city, and we’re all popping up.” They thought for a second. “I saw Undyne and… Nevermind. I saw Undyne the other day. She and I live in the same building. I’m just glad you guys are here, though.”
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dralphys-archived-blog · 10 years ago
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gonna need more dog food
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dralphys-archived-blog · 10 years ago
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“M-Mettaton... I was worried about you too.” She pulled away politely from the hug before continuing on.
“T-that’s really neat! I’m really glad the whole thing’s working out... And this city’s been pretty interesting so far! I’ve met up with some of the people we knew about back home, but I still can’t find any of others that I haven’t seen... But we will all get back together, right?”
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“But S-spill everything? Hmmm, anything else...” 
Alphys scratched her cheek for a moment, attempting to remember any happening in the city, what has she seen?
“Oh, there’s also anime in the dumpsters here! It’s just like home, but there has been no signs of Mew Mew or any of the other anime that I picked up back home just yet... I’ll actively be searching for the fabled copy of Mew Mew 3, however! If I didn’t find it back home, m-maybe it will be in this city! But hopefully, it will be better than the heap of trash that is Mew Mew 2. More like Ew Ew 2, am I right?”
Internally, Alphys high-fived herself for making up Ew Ew 2 on the spot, she should have thought that up ages ago! Nice.
“That embarrassment to the series aside...” She clasped her claws together as if to make a point. “If I ever find a copy of Mew Mew 3, would you like to watch it with me?”
    — [ ♡ ] CENTER SPOTLIGHT ON THE first person he expected to see, one of the last to arrive. He had worried. It was simple for him to go to turn himself off and go to bed, but his vacant thoughts had swum with the impatience. Maybe he had spent a while waiting for her at the Core. Maybe it was a bit more than a while! He had already found Blooky, and the two skeletons as well… 
    He would have never expected that a throwaway pose for the camera would have brought about such a relieving turn of events. The Human world… it’s starting to worry him, more and more.
    “Alphys! Where have you been? I’ve been waiting for you this whole time, you slowpoke! My circuits have been fried twice now, and my heart is going to literally break if you don’t tend to it immediately. What took you so lo
    No. If he were the monster he were before, maybe. But as the man he is today? 
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    [ ♥ ] “Alphys!” he says, crouching down to give her as warm a hug as his cold metal arms could give. “I was worried sick about you. Thank God you’re alright. I’ve been getting a little popular with the locals–” A cast wink at the waitress who had been taking his picture. “–but enough about me. Let’s talk about you. Are you alright? How has the Human world been? Is there any update on whether Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 3 is going to be localized? You’re gonna have to spill everything, okay?”
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