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Hey can we talk about like, the political and economic state of the world right now? Have you seen the shit happening in Hoenn?

i really DONT want to get into politics. like, yeah, wallace became champion and now hes stealing our tax money for elaborate water features in his bedroom and is calling it "the swamp" or whatever. ive seen the magazine covers with him posing in bed with his shit eating grin holding a glass of wine or whatever.

im sick of hearing it!! like what do you want me to do? challenge him? i only have 1 pokemon and its level 7. leave me alone.

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I was worried about Bit, but he seems to be okay, he's just hanging out in his little Play pen.

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something's a little off with my gacha game?

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THEY GET THEIR OWN CATEGORY !

ABOVE LEGENDS, MYTHS, even first partner Pokemon! FINALLY some RECOGNITION for their significance!

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Shelly and Cranny found a lil bug friend on their walk and stopped to stare at it.. menacingly

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Not Really into recieving chocolate and flowers, etc.

I want a bouquet of fossils! A bunch of rocks! Show your adoration with something that TRULY lasts!

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What do you say? It'll be my treat! 🦐🍷

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An example of stromatolite, a layered sedimentary formation caused by photosynthetic bacteria. This example is around 2.2 billion years old.

by Bernard Dupont

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I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

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I am always saying this during museum visits

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Absolutely MASSIVE Avalugg headed to the shore last night when I was getting groceries

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Round One

[ID: Two images of shiny pokemon. On the left is groudon who is yellow with grey accents. On the right is armaldo who is pale pink with light orange accents. End ID]

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After a certain number of " New year new me"s, you get tired. It;s boring. It's a flat out lie! You and me BOTH know that that is NOT happening!

SO !

I RESOLVE, that I will get WORSE this year! By any means necessary! I;m going forward with so much conviction, that you will all DREAD that I meet my goals ! >:)

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what your trainer type says about you

normal: nothing burger. humans are normal types.

water: can you stop chilling and stand for something but without turning into a mfing tempest? you're either 0 or 100

fire: STOP being so impulsive

grass: it's not fucking weed you piece of shit stoner

fighting: all pokémon fight. just because yours do martial arts doesn't impress me

electric: i understand from the deepest part of my heart some of them eat electricity to live. that said, i really wish you guys wouldn’t cause blackouts when i’m battling. we have to pause the whole thing and get the gym generator running and it really ruins the flow of the battle.

dark: you know three songs that were popular in the amv scene by heart huh bud. i like how evil teams use them but you stand by them. you are every rival that wore all black and ranged from either apathetic to an angry from but had a pokemon that evolved with high friendship.

psychic: you are not an empath because you can read the room. go to therapy. unless you're one of the psychic trainers that have psychic powers. i appreciate you leaning into it so much

poison: was it worth never letting your pokemon on your furniture and always having to eat outside

rock and ground: do you guys ever get into arguments about how distinct they are?

ice: i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again. you cannot ethically own ice type pokémon in hot regions. that said, assuming every ice type owner that doesn’t live up on that mountain where the kanto champ dipped isn’t housing their pokémon in their cities ice type facility isn’t true either

bug: i’m so sorry everyone thinks bug types are weak. ilysm. you have as big of a heart as the dark type trainers.

steel: you think you’re better than the ground and rock types until the fire type comes out.

ghost: PLEASE put them on the leashes specifically made for ghost types or keep them in your pokéball!! they’re known to scare people and STEAL CHILDREN.

flying: everyone who characterizes you guys as airheads instead of. like. idc. very intelligent pilots at best and somebody who’s calm and gentle enough to befriend pokemon as flighty as flying types at least. sorry for the flighty pun you probably get that a lot.

fairy: be so honest with me is valerie actually fae. why do her eyes look like that. she has anime eyes.

dragon: this is what i imagine dragon being weak to dragon is like