dreamychaos
dreamychaos
i am a kitty yes i am.
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Hey, this is Bird! This is a general fandom blog, I'm into Tolkien's Silmarillion, Warhammer 40k, and Fromsoft games, among other things. You can find my writing blog at @oopsbirdficced, and I'm on Ao3 as ingenious_spark.
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dreamychaos · 1 day ago
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[🌹] The hands of the Crimson King
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Can you imagine being married to this man? And your small hand only manages to hold a couple of his large fingers?
I'm starting to like Magnus a little bit...
I haven't been able to draw much lately, I don't know if it's because I'm a bit overwhelmed or if I'm just having a soft art block, So I'm just throwing out random sketches
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dreamychaos · 2 days ago
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tic-tac, tic tac
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the problem is. the problem. you see the problem is.
my assignment for the summer exchange has two really good prompts and i can’t decide which one to write
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dreamychaos · 2 days ago
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o my hubris knows no bounds (I'm the Bird in question) I have like. Eight? Prompts collected in my greedy writerly claws, three of which belong to me giftee. I have already completed one and I go!!!! To see how many I manage to finish before the deadline lol
the problem is. the problem. you see the problem is.
my assignment for the summer exchange has two really good prompts and i can’t decide which one to write
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dreamychaos · 7 days ago
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@chemos-factories it is done!
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Beloved
Rating: Explicit
Fandom: Warhammer 40,000
Characters: Tlazekh (Necron OC), Aqil (Thousand Son Sorcerer OC)
Relationships: Tlazekh/Aqil
WARNINGS: dubious consent, kidnapping, possessive behavior, unhealthy relationships, restraints, tentacles, explicit sexual content
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Tlazekh Is an ancient Necron Lord who has been scrying the galaxy to find their lover once again, dead before biotransference could take place. They have seen their lover at last, but has time and the deep sleep of their people turned love into deadly obsession?
Aqil is a young Thousand Sons Sorcerer, adherent of Tzeentch, stuck on a planet after being presumed dead by eir thrallband. Ey has a big storm coming.
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art by @wavy-the-knight-does-art
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dreamychaos · 7 days ago
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THE ENTIRE WEST IS BEING PUT UP FOR SALE AND I AM BEGGING YOU TO CALL YOUR SENATORS
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Trump’s budget bill has many, many things in it, but buried amongst it is the MILLIONS OF ACRES OF PUBLIC LAND FOR SALE.
This is the entirety of the Arizona state forests, the entire Cascades mountain range. Swathes of pristine desert around the national parks in Utah. On the doorstep of Jackson Hole.
THIS BILL IS BIG, BUT IT CAN BE AMENDED AND ABSOLUTELY MUST NOT PASS AS IS please.
If you have ever enjoyed the wilderness, we stand to lose it all forever.
CALLING your senators - NOT JUST IN THE WEST. ALL SENATORS, is CRUCIAL.
Outdoor alliance has a great resource for reaching out.
I don’t have a huge following but please, everywhere I have ever loved, the forests I grew up playing in, the land I got married on, is all at risk and I am begging.
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dreamychaos · 9 days ago
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Progress report: I spent the morning rereading the 9e Necron codex, and have named and placed the characters
saying this louder than just in tags
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Necron who sees a Thousand Sons marine and goes “ah. the reincarnation of my lover who died pre-biotransferance.” and then does some I Have Crossed Oceans Of Time To Find You type stalking/kidnapping
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dreamychaos · 10 days ago
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I'm already tempted, I'm already tempted! Do you know how many other things I need to write, though????
saying this louder than just in tags
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Necron who sees a Thousand Sons marine and goes “ah. the reincarnation of my lover who died pre-biotransferance.” and then does some I Have Crossed Oceans Of Time To Find You type stalking/kidnapping
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dreamychaos · 11 days ago
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@aphrodites-bloody-rose
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Urban Aztec King Ghidorah Mondo
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dreamychaos · 19 days ago
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Well my loves, it appears as though the answer to "Can the Big Pattern Company (Simplicity/Burda/McCalls/ect.) survive the death of JoAnn?" has come.
The answer is no. No it cannot. It has been sold to a liquidator just like JoAnns was.
So if there is ANYTHING you want I suggest you get it now. simplicity.com is currently having a pattern sale and I snatched up some that might be useful for cosplay purposes.
I am very glad these last couple of years I have built up my collection.
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dreamychaos · 22 days ago
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🇺🇸massive recall of food, baking ingredients, and cosmetics due to insanitary conditions, filth, and rat shit contamination🇺🇸
over 150 items being recalled, including some intended for babies. the FDA warns that all products held or distributed by this company may be dangerous.
this recall is so bad that you need to clean and sanitize anything that has even touched the outside of these products.
the recall link may move in the future. this recall has its own special FDA page right now because the FDA issued an advisory immediately after inspection, before a recall could even be issued. the findings of the inspection were just THAT fucking disgusting.
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June 3, 2025 On May 27, 2025, Pan-African Food Distributors initiated a recall of various products it sells. FDA continues to have concerns for all products held and distributed by Pan-African Food Distributors due to the insanitary conditions observed at the facility during a routine FDA inspection, including a rodent infestation and numerous rodent droppings on multiple product containers. FDA is advising consumers and retailers not to use, eat, sell, or serve cosmetic and food products distributed by Pan-African Food Distributors of Louisville, Kentucky. FDA is working with the firm and their direct customers to remove all products of concern from the market. More information will be provided in this alert as it becomes available.
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the distribution center was inspected, the FDA found a massive rodent infestation, and they shut that shit down. literally, they found a ton of rodent shit all over the products. although the distribution center is in kentucky, these products may have been distributed nationwide.
pan-african food distributors is also doing business as (dba) east africa boutique, LLC.
the FDA says more updates will be issued about this. because this one is a big deal.
Products held under insanitary conditions and contaminated with filth could pose a serious health risk, potentially leading to various illnesses, including leptospirosis, hantavirus infection, salmonellosis, yersiniosis, E.coli infection, and rat-bite fever. People should contact their healthcare provider if they suspect they have developed symptoms as a result of eating or using these products.
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the risks here are varied and bad. bad bad. bad and potentially deadly. if you have used or eaten or even held these products and experience symptom, GO TO A DOCTOR!
Consumers should check their homes for food and cosmetic products distributed by Pan-African Food Distributors and discard all products. If you do not know if your product was distributed by Pan-African Food Distributors, throw it away. Additionally, consumers should carefully clean and sanitize surfaces that could have come in contact with potentially contaminated products.
clean and sanitize ANYTHING these products have touched!!! if you are not sure if your item is part of this recall, the FDA says the risks here are so bad that you should just throw it away!
recalled items include baby food, baking ingredients, various types of flours, soaps, shampoo, lotion, baby powder, and so much more. this list contains over 150 recalled items. so check under the cut for the list, or visit the link at the top of this post.
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product name - lot code/batch (when listed) - expiration date (when listed)
recalled food items:
Super Sembe Maize Flour (10 kg) May 2025
Kinazi - Cassava Flour Lot Code: 002952 04 OCT 2026
Cassava FuFu (10 Kg) 2024-2026
Cassava FuFu (20 Kg)
Farina 1 (50 lb.) Lot Code: 506602
Peanut Flour (50 lb.) 01 FEB 2026
Akanozo (12 x1 cases) Lot: F50FA048
Huza – Fermented Sorghum (1 kg) 21 DEC 2025 and 25 APR 2025
Nootri Family 04/04/2025, and 05/04/2025, 6/10/2025
Nootri Baby Lot: CIBK240329 20/09/2025
Nootri Toto Lot: CPI240411 03/10/2025
Red Sorghum Flour 01 Jan 2026
Mixed Porridge Flour 01 Jan 2026
Soybean Flour 01 Jan 2026
Akenza – Dried Ground Cassava leaves
Akanozo – Wheat Flour (1 kg) Batch# SDFA431 25 APR 26
Akanozo – Soybean Flour Batch # K5YFA 20 APR 2025
Akanozo – Sorghum Flour Lot Code: SDFA434 11 AUG 2026
Akanozo – Composite Flour Lot Code: COFA788 13 AUG 2026
Akanozo – Roasted Wheat Flour Batch # RWHFA013 14 AUG 2026
Huza – Millet Flour May 27, 2025
Akanozo – Fine Millet Flour (1 kg) Batch # MIFA578 10 AUG 2026
Akanozo – Composite Flour Batch # COFA788 13 AUG 2026
Huza – Wheat Flour 05 06 2025
Super Cereal Plus – Fortified Corn Soya Blend Batch #: 07BBE02/2026, 11BBE08/2026
Pan African Foods Distribution Inc – White Corn Flour (10 kg): 04/04/2027
Sujata – Multi grains flour 13 SEP 2025
Akanoze Fou Fou 10 SEP 2026
F. Garcia Corn Meal 10/2025
Pan African Foods Distribution Inc – White Corn Flour 04/01/2027
Pan African Foods Distribution Inc – Beans 05/2026
recalled cosmetics:
Dover-Elegance Skin Lightening Cream 03/2026
Roberts Glycerine 03/2027
Movit- Baby Oil 03/2026
Movit- Body Cream 03/2026
Dudu-osun-Black Soap (no expiry Date or lot information)
Super Curl Activator Gel (no expiry Date or lot information)
Movit-Curl Activator Gel 01/2027
Sleeping Baby-Perfumed Petroleum Jelly 20/10/2026
Movit-Jelly 200g 0059J16 02/2028
Movit-Jelly 425g 021PJ17, 009PJ01, 03/2028, 02/2028
Movit-Shampoo 1-L 020N526 12/2026
Gel 018HJ30 02/2028
Movit-Baby Junior Petroleum 200g 022J1327 01/2025
Movit-Baby Junior Petroleum 425g 013J1318 02/2028
Movit-Miss Beauty Glycerin 008W24 01/2027
Movit Curling Hair Lotion 003CC20 01/2027
Setting Hair Lotion 0025 C16 01/2027
Sleeping Baby-Baby Oil (no expiry or lot information)
Movit Radiant Hair Vitalizer 009RHV03 01/2028
Sante-Petroleum Jelly 09/2026
Claire-Cocoa Butter Lotion 02/04/26
Claire-Body Milk 24/04/26
Black Pearl Powder Hair Dye (no expiry or lot information)
Nina Family-Soap 04/2029
Sousana Glycerine 15/01/2026
Imperial Leather-Lotion Active 02/2026
Imperial Leather-Lotion Japanese Spa 04/2026
Imperial Leather-Lotion Uplifting 01/2027
Mama Bebe Jelly 05/2027
Sante Pure-Petroleum Jelly 200g 21/12/26
Sante Pure-Petroleum Jelly 100g 08/2024
Sante Pure-Petroleum Jelly 250g 05/2027
Claire-Talcum Powder 19/04/2026
Imperial Leather Bath Soap (no expiry or lot information)
Imperial Leather-Lotion 04/2026
Sousana Glycerine 17/04/26
Sante-Soap 04/2029, 11/2028
American Dream Cocoa Butter Cream 500ml 02/2026
Claire Cream 04/2026
Vague-Liquid Wash 26/03/26
Sousana-Glycerine Cream 25/03/26
Zote-Pink Soap 11734624300
Malaika Petroleum Jelly 23/04/2027
Sleeping Beauty-Perfumed Petroleum Jelly 500g 3/2/27
Sleeping Beauty-Perfumed Petroleum Jelly 250g 7/11/26
Family Care-Perfumed Petroleum Jelly 500g 03-2029
Sleeping Beauty-Perfumed Petroleum Jelly, mixed sizes Jan 2027
Sleeping Baby – Jelly: BATCH DATE: OCT 2024
Paw Paw – Clarifying Cream (300 mL) 24271 04/2027
Femco Sarl – Cream (no expiry or lot information)
Malaika �� Cream (200 mg) 24271 04/2027
Mama Bebe – Baby Jelly 24198 05/2027
Epiderm-Cream (15 g) 04/2027
Aboniki Balm AB0324J
Rico-Clair Plus L112301
Movit Hair Spray 001M5504
Movit Hair Food 031AH01
Pure White Cream AABC
Uniparco – Cosmetic Gold Lotion CCAB 13/01/2026
BB Clear Lightening Cream 320 ml 01/12/2026
BB Clear Lotion 300 ml
Natures Secrete Soap 06 06 30 01/12/2026
Movit Baby Powder 01/2026
Clinic Clear Cream Jar 330 gr 12/2024
Clinic Clear Lotion 500 ml
Clinic Clear Oil 125 ml
Clinic Clear Soap 225 g
Diprosom Cream 03/2025
Sexy Body Powder Perfume 04/2025
Movit Hair Lotion 12/2025
Movit Nail Polish Removal 03/2024
Clinic Clear Soap 04/2026
Dettol Soap 02/2025, 07/2025
Movit – Lemon Crème 05/2026
Neoprosone Gel 03/2025
Caratone Oil 11/2024
Caratone Cream C047152
Caratone Brightening Soap 02/2029
Caratone Crème Clarifionte 06/2027
Caratone Lotion 10/2027
Clear Therapy Purete 07/2027
Body Luxe Body Cream 11/2025
Body Luxe Body Cream 02/2026
Dettol Glycerine Soap 09/2026
Dettol Liquid Soap 03/2026
Family Care Petroleum Jelly 12/2028
Sleeping Baby – Baby Powder 08/11/2026
Movit – Hair Food 06/2026
Paw Paw Shower Gel 08/2026
Vaseline Blue Seal 13 09 2026
Caro White-Coconut Oil 05/2029
Caro White-Tube Cream 01/2025
Caro White-Cream 11/2026
Caro White-Body Lotion 02/2027
White Secrete – Lightening Body Cream 09/2027
Amara Lotion 06/2028
White Secrete Lotion 03/2027
White Secrete Body & Face Lotion 03/2027
White Secrete Oil 04/2027
White Secrete Serum 10/2026
Hemani Black Seals Oil 01/2026
Carotone Gift Pack 05/2027
Radiant-Hair Spray 02/2028
Movit Petroleum Jelly 02/2028
Radiant Shampoo 12/2025
Radiant Hair Vitalization (no expiry or lot information)
Salima 09/2025
African Black Soap (no expiry or lot information)
Lebidjanaise – Toilet Soap 08/2026
Perle Clair Cream 14/03/2026
Clairman Soap 05/2028
Coco pulp Soap 13/09/2026
Rinju-Lotion 04/2026
Cantu Oil
Claire Men 03/2025
BioClaire Cream (no expiry or lot information)
Remy Lotion 09/2027
Huile De Beaute 04/2023
Rinju-Body and Hand Cream 07/2027
Razac Hand and Body Lotion 08/2027
only items related to pan-african food distributors inc/east africa boutique LLC are being recalled. if you have these types of items and know for sure that they came from another distributor, they are not part of the recall. but again, this is so fucking dangerous that if you are unsure, throw it out and clean and sanitize everything that touched the inside or outside of these products.
also note: as mentioned at the top, this recall may have its link moved, and will likely at least have an additional link for the recall. what the FDA found was so fucking disgusting that they actually issued a special advisory before the recall was initiated.
this post may be updated in the future, either under the read more or in reblogs, as new information comes out. if you want to keep up with this, bookmark the recall link and/or check the notes every now and then!
stay safe and take care!
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dreamychaos · 22 days ago
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@aphrodites-bloody-rose
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dreamychaos · 24 days ago
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This was on @whatareyoureallyafraidof's post where they put up this:
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And I responded with this image:
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and promised in the tags to elaborate if asked. And, @frodo-the-weeb, I will. But it's going to get long and I'm going to have to split it up into several reblogs.
First of all, since not everybody in the world is a Silmarillion enthusiast, let me explain what we're referring to.
One of the stories in the Silmarillion, and possibly the one Tolkien cared about the most, is the tale of Lúthien and Beren; a highly condensed version of a narrative poem called the Lay of Leithian, which Tolkien began writing in the 1930s and tried to get his publisher interested in after the success of The Hobbit.
(Their readers said no, and they tactfully asked him to focus on his Hobbit sequel instead. "The result," in Tolkien's own words, "was The Lord of the Rings.")
The skeleton of The Lay of Leithian is as follows; I'm intentionally leaving out a bunch of information that weaves it into the overarching story of the Silmarillion but isn't relevant to the thesis I'm advancing here.
Lúthien, an Elven princess and enchantress, falls in love with a mortal man, a ranger called Beren. Her father, the Elven King Thingol, disapproves and sends him Beren off to fetch one of the jewels from the crown of the Dark Lord Morgoth. Lúthien tries to join Beren but her father imprisons her in a tower to stop her, only it's actually a treehouse because they're forest elves. Lúthien magically grows her hair long and uses it to escape. By the time she catches up with Beren he is chained in the dungeons of Morgoth's second-in-command, Thû (whom Tolkien later renamed Sauron). She rescues him with the help only of a dog, who defeats Thû himself in single combat. They then live in the forest together for quite some time, but Beren feels bad about being the reason she can't go home to her family, and still intends to finish his mission and get the jewel. He leaves one morning while she's still asleep, so as not to put her in danger, and then when he's on the threshold of Morgoth's underground fortress in the far North of Middle-Earth she catches up with him again and he accepts that she's not going to be put off. Together they enter Morgoth's fortress and make their way to his throne room. They are in disguise but Morgoth is not fooled and uncovers Lúthien in front of everyone, declaring his intention to make her one of his many slaves. Lúthien offers to sing and dance for him, which is the way she works her magic. She puts everyone in the throne room to sleep, including both Beren and eventually Morgoth. She wakes Beren and he takes the jewel and they flee, but as they get to the outer door they are stopped by Morgoth's guard-wolf, who bites off Beren's hand holding the jewel.
That's as far as Tolkien ever got with the poem, but we have the synopsis in the prose Silmarillion to tell us the rest of the story; again cutting it down to the quick, Thingol accepts Beren as his son-in-law, Morgoth's guard-wolf attacks Doriath, Beren goes and hunts it but is mortally wounded, his spirit goes to the Halls of Waiting in the Undying Lands where the dead in Middle-Earth go, Lúthien also goes there and, again through her magical song, persuades Mandos the god of the dead to let him come back. Mandos offers her a choice: live on immortally as an Elf without Beren, or return to Middle-Earth with Beren but both of them will grow old and die. She chooses the latter.
Tolkien created Lúthien as a portrait of his wife Edith, which makes Beren a picture of himself. We know this for a fact because he had LUTHIEN written on her grave when she died, and when he joined her in it two years later the name BEREN was written for him:
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Now on the lower right side of my response image you'll see Pauline Baynes' illustration of the Lady in the Green Kirtle from The Silver Chair, one of C. S. Lewis's Narnia stories. A quick synopsis of the Lady of the Green Kirtle's part in the story:
The Lady is a witch who rules a gloomy kingdom underneath Narnia, accessible through a fissure in the earth in an old ruined city far to the North. Before the story opens she has enspelled and kidnapped King Caspian's son Prince Rilian, whom she intends to send leading an army to conquer Narnia in her name. For twenty-three hours a day he is her willing slave and lap-dog; to maintain the spell, he must be bound to the titular silver chair for the remaining hour, during which he is sane and aware of his imprisonment. The protagonists, Eustace and Jill and their guide Puddleglum, meet her and Rilian unawares on their journey to the North; she sends them astray and almost succeeds in getting them eaten by giants. Eventually they rescue Rilian from the chair, but she sings a magical song which very nearly puts them all to sleep but for Puddleglum's intervention. Foiled, she transforms into a serpent, attacks them, and they kill her.
It is my contention that the Lady in the Green Kirtle is Lewis's caricature of Lúthien, with the enslaved and befuddled Prince Rilian representing Beren; and further, that Lewis knew or recognised that Lúthien and Beren were a literary portrait of the Tolkiens, so that The Silver Chair is ultimately a nasty commentary on their marriage.
In forthcoming reblogs I will lay out my evidence for this thesis.
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dreamychaos · 25 days ago
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When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*
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dreamychaos · 25 days ago
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It’s Pride Month Eve, so leave out some milk for Freddie Mercury and his cats.
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dreamychaos · 26 days ago
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@qrovidcore
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Teeth of the Valley
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dreamychaos · 27 days ago
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@jaz-the-bard
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MALYAROVA OLGA Dress 2025 if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways
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dreamychaos · 1 month ago
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@aphrodites-bloody-rose @postoctobrist
I feel like that czech guy who makes train horn covers of melodies should have like 1 milion subscribers, cause that stuff is real art.
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