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Curly moutwahding

As cookie

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You like short hairy men who mine things? Sounds kinda gay

I don't like them I am in charge of them, and I am one, and I am gay, unrelated but I like short hairy men who mine things.

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Y'all ever eating at the Montana's restaurant and you go on tumblr and you see the Montana's gay sex au post and you turn your phone off and when you get home you can never find the post again and you can only find it when you're at Montana's?

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I rebloged this and sent it to lol

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Ill just unfollow you brudlowski 🔥

I stg stop reblogging shit my phone is exploding

Turn my notifications off loser (this is my sibling for anyone else reading)

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Upper management is taking away your crayon privileges

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It was mentioned in the books that take place after alien isolation, also I would like to mention I kinda hated my wording, it's not a fact that age preserving would be a thing only for the richest, it's just what I'd think based on what happens to technologies like that irl. After the events of alien Amanda was taken in by her mostly estranged divorced dad and had most of her health needs taken care of by the Wey-Yu corp and she was also given some money by them monthly, as well as her education was payed for by them and she was given a job at the company if she wanted it. But considering most of this was to make the company not look bad in the eyes of the public, I personally doubt the company would've payed for her slowed aging.

Now how the hell Ripley’s daughter die at 67? Y’all have the tech to perform cyrosleep and travel faster than light years but haven’t reversed or stalled aging?

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DRG employees we are going to finally decide on company policy when it comes to the intentional murder of lootbugs

my favorite drg employee

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Probably the main things were the fact Ripley was presumed dead, and the fact that age preserving was definitely something made expensive and only for the richest. Also she didn't even die she was put in cryosleep indefinitely until a cure for her cancer is found.

Now how the hell Ripley’s daughter die at 67? Y’all have the tech to perform cyrosleep and travel faster than light years but haven’t reversed or stalled aging?

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Something all DRG employees need to know is that more than one player repairing dotty does not speed up the rate of healing or provide more healing in any way so only one Dorf should heal dotty at a time, everyone else should be taking out long range threats like the rock beamers or the flying boulders. Or protecting dotty and the repairer, as for the weirdness of the situation, I cannot help

experienced my first drilldozer death today, and it was not pretty. I had an autofill team of all gunners, and we were doing so good. then suddenly, the left side went down, then the right. not two seconds after the right exploded, Doretta decided to combust and 3/4 of her health disappeared. despite all of us getting on to repair, she gave up on us, and we failed. I have no clue what happened, idk if it was lag, but I hope I never have to let Dottie down again.

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Gnome posting real

Ouuuggggghhhhhhh

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Management, Where's the request form for company provided estrogen? Asking for a friend.

Uhhhhhhhhh fuck uh talk to the LPW-oyld model paperwork bot on floor 16 of your rig it should have some

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This goes so incredibly fucking hard oh my lord

This is a simple mining mission, Snake!

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What if DRG had a built in mechanic where the dwarves start vigorously kissing eachother after mining an ore

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This implies Karl is a religious deity for the dwarves and I bet a smart person could make a thought provoking long tumblr post about this but I'm not that guy so here's a shrimp 🦐 🦐

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Heck yeah

Lootbug from Deep Rock Galactic

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Okay but the dwarves will literally say "stop shooting me" word for word so idk