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vicodin.... 👻👻👻

At some point I'm gonna stop answering asks... or kms

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“I’m a cis man”

-says mr trans man

Can i get you pregnant my wife

No, I'm a cis man so it's impossible. Also, I don't know who you are.

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How to get over a crush on a middle-aged man thar you're not supposed to have

Goon over him until your dick (or metaphorical dick) hurts and then when you want to goon over him again you'll think about your dick hurting and get upset.

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1. could you cure biden's prostate cancer

2. would you want to

ooc: no shot this is how I find out

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Wassup, Dr. Mouse.

My forehead kissed the blade of the ax.

I request help. Plz. Ty

that sounds like your forehead and the ax have to work it out

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Because I'm great.

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

I love how most of the asks you get sent are either people confessing their lifelong long for you, being unexplainably lustful for you or just absolute nonsense..

What is it you are doing to these people, Doctor House?

꒰ @doll-lile ꒱

Probably answering the asks, duh doy.

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Mr house i drank molten plastic am i going to die :(

probaboy not but with that level of stupidity I’m sure something else will kill you first.

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@avas-house says she misses you. Awww

I don’t know who that is but I certainly DO NOT have a daughter.

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ooc: im so sorry genuinely but I get so many asks and there are so many characters in tumblr houseverse and the url sounds really familiar but I don't remember you specifically 😭😭

hi house

Gonna need to an FAQ cause the answer to hi house is either "hi tumblr user" or "fuck off and do everyone a favor by putting yourself in the meat grinder" depending on how annoyed I am.

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hi house

Gonna need to an FAQ cause the answer to hi house is either "hi tumblr user" or "fuck off and do everyone a favor by putting yourself in the meat grinder" depending on how annoyed I am.

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˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

I love how most of the asks you get sent are either people confessing their lifelong long for you, being unexplainably lustful for you or just absolute nonsense..

What is it you are doing to these people, Doctor House?

꒰ @doll-lile ꒱

Probably answering the asks, duh doy.

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House what mental illness causes me to be incredibly attracted to you?

None. And it’s rude to imply only the mentally ill are attracted to me. Everybody is attracted to me. Including the mentally ill.

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Diagnosis. JD Vance fucking killed The Pope.

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Hugh Laurie is still very pretty mind you 😠😠

Yeah. Pretty ugly!! Ayooo gottem.

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hey dad i’m back

it’s the starbucks basement kid wowwww

anyway

can my siblings come out the shed

the basements lonely

-🏳️‍⚧️

i’m not forcing you guys to be anywhere. Stop telling people that.

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bite your cane in half. i dare you

Who is this

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They meant you, idiot.

Cock or strap on?

Depends on my partner.