drpilchar
drpilchar
Dr. Pilchard
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(All credits to @flamet-draws for the pfp)Doctor Ignis Pilchardhe/himScientist and self proclaimed genius
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drpilchar · 18 hours ago
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Well thank you. I take much pride in my dedication to my work!
Looking for an internship?
I’ve got the solution for you! Science lovers across the multiverse you’ve got an amazing opportunity!
Working along my side to solve immortality (and other scientific opportunities). Accepting applications now!
…please… please sign up.
Best, Dr Ignius Pilchard!
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drpilchar · 1 day ago
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Gizm0! I am… it’s been, a rough few months. Fighting off space creatures, you know how it is.
Looking for an internship?
I’ve got the solution for you! Science lovers across the multiverse you’ve got an amazing opportunity!
Working along my side to solve immortality (and other scientific opportunities). Accepting applications now!
…please… please sign up.
Best, Dr Ignius Pilchard!
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drpilchar · 1 day ago
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Looking for an internship?
I’ve got the solution for you! Science lovers across the multiverse you’ve got an amazing opportunity!
Working along my side to solve immortality (and other scientific opportunities). Accepting applications now!
…please… please sign up.
Best, Dr Ignius Pilchard!
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drpilchar · 2 months ago
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I don’t know! It’s ridiculous frankly.
badabim badaboom hi doctor it's me i was one of the first answering transmissions ya got, you were very rude and mean but! i'm the kindest sould and i'm forgiving you :)
how are you doing, how's the research, i see you became sorta friends with that guy gizm0 with the weird watch and wings and horns and a mask all sad and soppy and angry too
how's that going for you?
It’s… alright, my mission continues without stop- and yes I suppose me and Gizm0 have- or had gotten close.
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drpilchar · 2 months ago
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Gimmie kiss :3
Who IS this??
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drpilchar · 2 months ago
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They thought I was a fool, I am not a fool.
badabim badaboom hi doctor it's me i was one of the first answering transmissions ya got, you were very rude and mean but! i'm the kindest sould and i'm forgiving you :)
how are you doing, how's the research, i see you became sorta friends with that guy gizm0 with the weird watch and wings and horns and a mask all sad and soppy and angry too
how's that going for you?
It’s… alright, my mission continues without stop- and yes I suppose me and Gizm0 have- or had gotten close.
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drpilchar · 2 months ago
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Oh I’ll be fine I’m sure
badabim badaboom hi doctor it's me i was one of the first answering transmissions ya got, you were very rude and mean but! i'm the kindest sould and i'm forgiving you :)
how are you doing, how's the research, i see you became sorta friends with that guy gizm0 with the weird watch and wings and horns and a mask all sad and soppy and angry too
how's that going for you?
It’s… alright, my mission continues without stop- and yes I suppose me and Gizm0 have- or had gotten close.
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drpilchar · 2 months ago
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Check your mailbox
There's no pipe bomb in there
( @engineeroftheaurora )
Oh alriGAJAUHHH
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drpilchar · 2 months ago
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Gizm0! Welcome back-… why?
badabim badaboom hi doctor it's me i was one of the first answering transmissions ya got, you were very rude and mean but! i'm the kindest sould and i'm forgiving you :)
how are you doing, how's the research, i see you became sorta friends with that guy gizm0 with the weird watch and wings and horns and a mask all sad and soppy and angry too
how's that going for you?
It’s… alright, my mission continues without stop- and yes I suppose me and Gizm0 have- or had gotten close.
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drpilchar · 2 months ago
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Company- yes I’d love company, to be quite frank I think I’ll go insane soon if I don’t talk to someone… or myself- and yes I’m human!
badabim badaboom hi doctor it's me i was one of the first answering transmissions ya got, you were very rude and mean but! i'm the kindest sould and i'm forgiving you :)
how are you doing, how's the research, i see you became sorta friends with that guy gizm0 with the weird watch and wings and horns and a mask all sad and soppy and angry too
how's that going for you?
It’s… alright, my mission continues without stop- and yes I suppose me and Gizm0 have- or had gotten close.
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drpilchar · 2 months ago
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Are we sure? That’s rather concerning?
Hello! I wanted to be kidnapped too. I'm here now.
@vonraumstherapy
…Want to be?- Should I call someone
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drpilchar · 2 months ago
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Hello! I wanted to be kidnapped too. I'm here now.
@vonraumstherapy
…Want to be?- Should I call someone
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drpilchar · 2 months ago
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Fine, fine
Greetings fellow scientists.
If you are receiving this message I, Doctor Ignius Pilchard have successfully sent out a transmission. Please send one back if possible.
I’m currently on a quest for the secret of actually I probably shouldn’t be saying that out loud delete delete stupid voice to text transmissions.
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drpilchar · 2 months ago
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Awaiting my next landing, I need fuel.
badabim badaboom hi doctor it's me i was one of the first answering transmissions ya got, you were very rude and mean but! i'm the kindest sould and i'm forgiving you :)
how are you doing, how's the research, i see you became sorta friends with that guy gizm0 with the weird watch and wings and horns and a mask all sad and soppy and angry too
how's that going for you?
It’s… alright, my mission continues without stop- and yes I suppose me and Gizm0 have- or had gotten close.
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drpilchar · 2 months ago
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No!-
Day 20 of being stuck in pilchards office
Not sure taking off my pants worked
He's just crying in the corner
( @drpilchar )
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drpilchar · 2 months ago
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Well I can’t remedy that.
Greetings fellow scientists.
If you are receiving this message I, Doctor Ignius Pilchard have successfully sent out a transmission. Please send one back if possible.
I’m currently on a quest for the secret of actually I probably shouldn’t be saying that out loud delete delete stupid voice to text transmissions.
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drpilchar · 2 months ago
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Yes… well
Day 20 of being stuck in pilchards office
Not sure taking off my pants worked
He's just crying in the corner
( @drpilchar )
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