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lions are very mean and like jellyfish

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Ich verstehe, wichtiges Thema, aber die Werbung für den Online-Kurs ist so was für in your face...

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Lady Gaga in drag as Jo Calderone.

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Muppet Fact #1499

In a deleted scene from It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie, it is implied by Kermit that J.P. Grosse has died. However, script writer Jim Lewis exclaimed Grosse was very much alive, saying,

"Dead? J.P. Grosse? I think not. Highly exaggerated and all that. Why, compared to Statler and Waldorf, he’s a mere child. No, I suspect the whole "dead" rumor was spread by his competitors or scurrilous writer seeking to please a network."

Sources:

Liam Taheny. "It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie Deleted Scenes (HQ, 60fps)." YouTube, November 9, 2024. https://youtu.be/aunslLbW41c.

Dwayne1115. "The Brand New Ask Jim Lewis Thread." Muppet Central, January 16, 2008. https://muppetcentral.com/forum/threads/the-brand-new-ask-jim-lewis-thread.32836/page-5#post-640271.

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PSA: never discuss private affairs in your DMs, especially contraception and abortion. Social media moguls will absolutely sell you out to the government. There are already cases of people being charged based on evidence in their DMs.

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one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off

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i guess the issue with “male loneliness” discourse is that people never seem to be suggesting that men should form close platonic bonds (with people of any gender) or like get hobbies that have a social component it’s always about how women need to have sex with them so they don’t become fascists. plenty of people don’t have sex or romantic relationships but still have community bc they make an effort to spend time around other people and to be nice to them and become their friend but if you view sex and romance as the only way to alleviate loneliness you might not find those things and you therefore might stay lonely

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I can’t explain why this image is so funny to me but it is.

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ilgar pashayev HAS the range

Source: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, April 7, 2024

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If you ever feel like a loser just remember there are people who are genuinely emotionally invested in the lives of the british royal family

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it seems someone at this hospital has stolen a bunch of "rectal use only" stickers from the pharmacy and has been sticking them on everything

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Zwei Mal in Folge ein Mann als Bundeskanzlerin, was ist aus diesem Land geworden

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heute hab ich mich bei einem wort verlesen, & seitdem frag ich mich, was "brotschaften" sein könnten

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Do kids today even understand why podcasts are called podcasts?