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"Capitalism is temporary. Dykes are forever"

Seen in NYC

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YOU GOTTA LOVE IT WHEN FISH PILE UP TOGETHER. WHO'S WITH ME?

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Friday Again Garfie Baby

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i mean this in the nicest way possible but some of you need to learn how to be annoyed

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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

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I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

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Bin ich hier der einzige oder denkt ihr auch manchmal darüber nach was für lachhafte namen unsere deutschen Berge so haben?

Zugspitze heißt so viel wie spitze Spitze.

Watzmann. Das ist so ein Hundename, sorry. Watzmann, sitz!

Plattspitzen. Ja was jetzt? Platt oder Spitz?

Großer Hundstot. Neinnn, die armen Watzmänner!

Wurmberg. Könnte ich ziemlich genau so in meine nächste DnD Kampagne einbauen und keiner würde es hinterfragen.

Hochblasse. Hochblassen. (aha? hätt ich den so benannt, hätte ich wegen Abschreibeverdacht direkt 0 Punkte und einen Verweis bekommen. Aber okay.) Hochkalter. Hochvogel. Hocheck. (ich glaub, die Berge sind fei hoch...)

Höllentalspitzen zusammen mit seinem besten Freund Dreitorspitze. Klingt so nach Teufelchen mit Mistgabel, irgenwie.

Alpspitze. Fakeeee. Der Mont Blanc ist fast doppelt so hoch, mann.

Brocken. Brocken. Need I say more? Imagine du kämpfst dich schon in Mitteldeutschland so hoch, höher als alle anderen, und dann nennen sie dich Brocken. Und du weinst dich dann nachts in den Schlaf und denkst dir nur: "wenigstens ist es nicht Klumpen geworden." Alter, BROCKEN.

thanks for coming to my ted talk.

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lions are very mean and like jellyfish

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Ich verstehe, wichtiges Thema, aber die Werbung für den Online-Kurs ist so was für in your face...

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Lady Gaga in drag as Jo Calderone.

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Muppet Fact #1499

In a deleted scene from It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie, it is implied by Kermit that J.P. Grosse has died. However, script writer Jim Lewis exclaimed Grosse was very much alive, saying,

"Dead? J.P. Grosse? I think not. Highly exaggerated and all that. Why, compared to Statler and Waldorf, he’s a mere child. No, I suspect the whole "dead" rumor was spread by his competitors or scurrilous writer seeking to please a network."

Sources:

Liam Taheny. "It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie Deleted Scenes (HQ, 60fps)." YouTube, November 9, 2024. https://youtu.be/aunslLbW41c.

Dwayne1115. "The Brand New Ask Jim Lewis Thread." Muppet Central, January 16, 2008. https://muppetcentral.com/forum/threads/the-brand-new-ask-jim-lewis-thread.32836/page-5#post-640271.

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PSA: never discuss private affairs in your DMs, especially contraception and abortion. Social media moguls will absolutely sell you out to the government. There are already cases of people being charged based on evidence in their DMs.

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one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off

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i guess the issue with “male loneliness” discourse is that people never seem to be suggesting that men should form close platonic bonds (with people of any gender) or like get hobbies that have a social component it’s always about how women need to have sex with them so they don’t become fascists. plenty of people don’t have sex or romantic relationships but still have community bc they make an effort to spend time around other people and to be nice to them and become their friend but if you view sex and romance as the only way to alleviate loneliness you might not find those things and you therefore might stay lonely

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I can’t explain why this image is so funny to me but it is.