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hey kitten, mommy needs you to listen up okay? mommy needs you to lis- *snaps my fingers in front of your face* listen to what im saying ok? mommy needs you and your three little friends to repair barricades and fend off waves of nazi zombies that gradually increase in size, which will net you points that you can use to unlock access to different areas of the map and buy new weapons and they drop power ups some times like max ammo and insta kill and theres also the pack a punch machine that you can use to upgrade your weapons and theres also easter eggs that you can solve

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possibly one of the most hilarious exchanges on doctor who 

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More tea leaf divination knowledge. Take notes.

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Tenner

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bringing back a classic

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i would fuck pre-transition me but that furled little twink would not survive so i'd be smoking a cigarette after, visibly fading out like marty mcfly

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sharing this beautiful piece from my twt because i feel like this deserves at least like 5 likes okay

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Blue Hour

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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