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I love you so much I hope we get reborn as housecats who sleep together like puzzle pieces

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"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

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That's how they do that

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im stacking extension cords on each other like theyre tinker toys. constructing a tower of babel in the name of the god of electricity. there'll be at least 100 outlets when ive hooked these boys up nice and good. ill never run out again

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Grandpa gator and his rowdy grandsons

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my thing i haven’t made is so good 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

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Ready for the pool day! (Atsumu could use some more sunscreen though)

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while you studied the blade i studied the forge so i could make you the very best blade in the world! love you baby

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so i'm in this backyard chickens group on reddit and someone just discovered their hen is transitioning and everyone is stoked

anyway in case you didn't know chickens will sometimes spontaneously f2m and it's pretty cool

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cats have 32 muscles in each ear and they use 31 of them to ignore you completely