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Valentine's Day

Soundwave: perhaps-

Megatron: …

Soundwave: …

Megatron: don’t tell me how to live my life soundwave. *returns to sulking in a bed of rose petals and dramatically sighing as he strokes the edge of a datapad that is illuminated by the picture of his nemesis that he occasionally monologues to*

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Blokees saga pt.3

Still May 24, now 9pm

(Less than twelve hours after last unboxing)

Alright I couldn’t help myself. I got three more.

Fuck.

…

This little shit made me think I might have d-16 (cogged) at first because of the dark grey servos. Then I opened the second bag and briefly thought I might have the rare Optimus variant. (the rare variant of op is metallic and does have some gold accents)

It was not. Fuck sentinel. My luck was bound to wear thin eventually… But let me tell you that metallic blue tease was evil. Might as well open the other two I got to see if I can recover from this.

It’s a baby Wheeljack, deceptively polite and a breath of fresh air.

Thank Primus. We’re back in business babyyyy.

Managed to snag cogless Orion too! Knew the little bastard couldn’t evade me forever!!

Must be confusing to see your future self. No duplicates this time! Huzzah

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So I noticed no one had the idea to make an optiratch animatic of Tfp Ratchet singing "It's Over isn't it?" From Steven Universe?

If I had the drawing skills, I would definitely do it. I always felt tfp Optiratch sort of reminded me of Pearl and Rose. Ratchet would always feel hurt that Optimus chose Megatron. Ratchet knowing that Optimus still had feelings for the Decepticons leader, he still stood by his dear friend's side and fought with him for millions and millions of years throughout the war. Ratchet is crying out his spark that Megatron won, had Optimus chose him, and had his forever crush be in love with him before and during the war, and even after Optimus move on from Megatron, he in the end became one with the Allspark, not giving a single chance for Ratchet to finally found the courage once again to confess his feelings to Optimus but it was once again too late.

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Blokees saga pt.2

May 24, 6am:

I have already ordered two more. They will arrive soon.

8am:

They arrive.

Its optimus. Score! Yessss. Extremely pleased.

What about the second box?

Ah, the first duplicate. I am not upset, however, this is why I bought two boxes after all! Buying in pairs is my go to strategy for avoiding disappointment with mystery boxes.

(I put both striped pauldrons on the original tracker for distinction between him and his newly onlined subordinate)

Even so, I'm not mad. Of all the bots to get duplicates of, this is the most optimal. Why? Out of all the potential characters, the Tracker is the only lackey (therefore multiple individuals of the same model are shown in the movie) I would be content to get several of these. A troop perhaps. It helps in no small part that I am already deeply attached to my original Tracker.

I had already decided all this at around 6am as I was contemplating potential scenarios. Along with a general mantra of "Anyone but sentinel fuck that mf" keep this in mind for later.

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Idk how to explain myself but I'm convinced this is TFP Megatron

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FUCK YOU

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Valentine's Day-Addendum

Optimus: *gazing off into the Nevada dessert, mourning for what had, and might have been for several hours, uninterrupted, definitely not pining after his crazy, space sickness affected, dark energon addicted, warlord, ex situationship, nemesis*

Ratchet: *coming up the lift and onto the roof beside the helipad of autobot outpost omega one, unprompted, from behind* …Pathetic.

Optimus: :(

Valentine's Day

Soundwave: perhaps-

Megatron: …

Soundwave: …

Megatron: don’t tell me how to live my life soundwave. *returns to sulking in a bed of rose petals and dramatically sighing as he strokes the edge of a datapad that is illuminated by the picture of his nemesis that he occasionally monologues to*

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If OP took a hit of dark energon like Megatron did what do you think would happen? Angsty internal fight to retain his personality and morals amid the corruption of Unicrons influence?

Or the correct, funny option, which is that Unicron and Primus become his cartoon shoulder angel and devil?

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If you are a fan of transformers and have not yet looked into the blokees transformers figures (specifically the blind boxes) I would HIGHLY recommend. I personally enjoy non transforming figures for the detail to price point, and typically better articulation- and had a great experience with the transformers one blind boxes (roughly $5 a pop at Walmart)

You do get to assemble them yourself, but unlike a traditional model kit all the pieces excluding the hands don’t require punching out of any sort. Even then, the hands twist off the plastic scaffolding cleanly without any blemishes and the need for any sort of tool. (I have experience with model kits only through the megatron Furai model kit, which is a-legitimate undertaking. Especially for a beginner to models...)

Here is the saga pt.1

May 23, 10pm:

Bought one on a whim online, it arrived and I was extremely impressed at the 20+ articulation for 5$ and that it was easy and quick to put together.

IMMEDIATELY emotionally attached to the guy, you can get a lot of personality with that much movement, I am smitten.

I had his guns backwards for a few of these… Oops. I fixed it eventually

The light is a sunrise clock, which I also recommend, in case you were curious.

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when im listening to my own library and playlists i feel like a powerful wizard but when im trying to show my music taste to anyone it feels like i have a shame cone on

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I wish i had big claws to dig a little burrow in the dirt and sleep in it i think it would solve all my problems

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Cowabunga

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Valentine's Day

Soundwave: perhaps-

Megatron: …

Soundwave: …

Megatron: don’t tell me how to live my life soundwave. *returns to sulking in a bed of rose petals and dramatically sighing as he strokes the edge of a datapad that is illuminated by the picture of his nemesis that he occasionally monologues to*

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Anyhow, I was diagnosed with adhd recently and my dosage just got updated- so uh have some dialogue

Me: yo so can we uh- ✨do task✨

Brain: aight

Me:

Brain:

Me: wait- wait- so like that's- l- that's it? now? Brain: sure

Me: *tearfully* aIghT c-cool, c-cool✨👈🏻👈🏻

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Optimus Prime

Gets shot: 🕺🏻✨👍🏻 Bonks his smokestacks on a corner once: *grips ratchets forearm* tell bee i love him

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Yours truly: bonks elbow

The nervous system for some reason: hahaha ✨eeby deeby✨