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Aw hell to it, LETS EMPTY THESE SUBMISSIONS, FOR OLD TIMES SAKE!

I got like 5 submissions in the 2 years I was gone, so let’s take care of them!

@elbossbaby​:  Thoughts? I’m sure this has been done before lol

DS- Yeah, drawing the entire deck is nothing new, but is that what we want to focus on right now? Not the EYELESS, BLOODY MADMAN?!

Submission by @d0m-unit​, who had submitted a lot of cards in the past!

DS- I can’t believe we got a Hearthstone rep in Smash.

And finally, the next three are from @agentphil350​ who I think is responsible for at least 50% of the fan-submissions. Thank you so much man, let’s see this filth!

@agentphil350​: who’s idea was this?

DS- I haven’t played in a while but a 1 mana 2/2 is pretty good on its own, right? I mean, I would certainly play it, but the quest is *almost* impossible unless you have a major combo deck.

DS- Bear Fist. B E A R  F I S T. It looks really unnatural if this thing is a bear, which makes the arms distrubing.

DS- Aw, I remember you! Every Warcraft fan on Hearthcards kept making you even though you’re a boss in Naxramas! And I guess since I just tried to restart this “frozen” blog, I am now destroyed! It was a good attempt boys, but we’ve come to the end!

Thanks to everyone who submitted to a probably dead blog, this one goes out to you! GTFO HEARTHCARDS!

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So if you didn’t catch on, I basically don’t post anymore lol. Sorry to people who followed me, but I just got bored of Hearthstone and Tumblr around the same time, and moved onto other things. For those who find this page randomly, this is a collection of bad cards that I collected when I was still in high school. I hope you all can find some enjoyment in a young lad just shitting on user-created content. -DShadow, signing off for now <3

A guy focuses on school for 4 months and takes another month and a half for a summer break, and suddenly he has twice the followers he once had. Huh

I guess I’ll try to start posting again, but in all honesty, I kinda had a falling out with Hearthstone, which made me stop paying attention to it. IDK if anything will have the same spark as it once had, but I’ll try to have some kind of content in the future for this blog!

-DShadow

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A guy focuses on school for 4 months and takes another month and a half for a summer break, and suddenly he has twice the followers he once had. Huh

I guess I’ll try to start posting again, but in all honesty, I kinda had a falling out with Hearthstone, which made me stop paying attention to it. IDK if anything will have the same spark as it once had, but I’ll try to have some kind of content in the future for this blog!

-DShadow

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... this costs 10 Mana, so you wouldn't be able to set up anything except for end of turn effects you placed the turn before. Essentially, you are setting your health to 1, and most noobs will accidentally tap the following turn

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Ladies and gentlemen: completely original ideas at its finest

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Man, this guy must watch Rick and Morty. (That's supposed to hint at irony)

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So... If it's enraged... It gains a deathrattle?

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I feel like this card lacks flavour. Its art lacks colour as well. I feel like the creator went through all this labour just for a card of average behaviour. This joke has lost all its humour

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...they were probably +8 cost minions before that as well. Also, why does the guardian need to be summoned? Can't you just deal 6 damage to all minions?

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Ok, Year of the Raven was announced, haven't seen any hall of fame cards yet besides Coldlight oracle, here are my predictions

Wild growth

Doomsayer

Mana wyrm OR Sorcerer's apprentice

Gadgetzan Auctioneer

Some other "Whenever you _____, do ______" card

Alexstraza

Edit: 0_0. I literally missed all of them, and I guessed 6 cards.

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I feel like this card would be an overall weak card in constructed, but it could be an ok arena card. But who knows, it could see some Wild plaaaaand I'm running this joke on for far too long

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...this was plan B? The shadow rager is now a 7/3 with this!

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Hearthcards puns are getting a little but it there...

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Swampy! I know you still have a little Deathknight energy left in you, but you can't go around giving all your friends Lifesteal!

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Whoever made this card art is unappreciated, someone please find me the source image (mainly because I want to see if they did Uther and Garrosh as well)

I’m dying right now because I’m just imagining Rexxar busting open a door to a bar and lighting up the place with a machine gun while Queen’s “Another One Bites the Dust” plays in the background, and him just having this expression

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This would be minorly powerful, if cards like the Brewmaster didn’t exist. Because of that though, it is OPAF

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Behold: The new Antonidas combo