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"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic
"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident
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reincarnation au where some people keep falling into old habits is so funny because let them kiss each other's hands or mouth. Everyone still stops talking when the king walks into the room. Some knights are very excited about color-theming with their old heralds and there are way more shades of color now so they can make their outfits more or less ugly depending on preference. Old lovers who meet after 1500 years of separation and the knight drops to his knees in the middle of home depot
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Smitten/Felipe eat your heart out, Stubborn/Gonzalo has got you beat when it comes to a healthy relationship with Dami ✨️
Fanart for chapter 17 of Petrified of who you are (and who you have become) by @dualogical on AO3
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I’m fifty papers in to this round of grading. Please enjoy a selection of out-of-context comments I’ve left on students’ papers so far:
Further updates as warranted.
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today i overheard a girl say "no, f*ck that. i will be lovely to everyone. maybe some people will remember they have a heart."
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meanwhile on Twitter
you could make the argument that it’s foolish that everyone in the world should know what the Odyssey is but if you’re from a western country that literally has Greek history stolen away in your museum then well, really a child left behind.
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Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week
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“I hated myself … But then, you… Showed up. And my outlook just, changed.”
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people who don't wear glasses who are writing characters who wear glasses;
they get fogged up when we drink hot beverages. they get smudged for no reason. we will push them up using anything in our area (i.e shoulder, whatever is in my hand, scrunching my nose up so they get pushed up, etc.). they get knocked off our faces all. the. fucking. time. when we change clothes we either take them off or they fall off when we pull our shirts off. we have to clean them after being in the rain. we own multiple pairs of them, not just one lone pair for our whole lives. most people don’t wear them in the pool, but some have extra old pairs for the pool (like me). some people take them off during sex, that’s fine! but some people keep them on. they don’t get squished into your face when you kiss (most of the time. at least from what i’ve experienced and i’ve got some mf big glasses). if we look down and look back up while you talk/to peek up at something, we will just peek blindly over the top of them. we clean them on whatever item of clothing is closest. some of us have prescription sunglasses and some of us wear contacts when we need to wear sunglasses. please keep some of these in mind when you write characters with glasses cause y'all who have 20/20 vision keep telling me all characters sleep in their glasses and own the same singular pair from age 6-25 and they never clean them.
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(Maratus species, via PeacockSpider.org)
Feathery, blue-tinted fringes frame the softly freckled fan of this yet-unnamed Western Australian species, which Otto lists as being under study in collaboration with Hill and Schubert.
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I colored them! The fact I get fanart is still SO AMAZING TO ME!
The fic in question:
These bastards couldn’t stand still to take a family photo for five seconds smh
Humanized voices + Quiet from Petrified of who you are (and who you have become) by @dualogical on AO3, hopefully it's decently clear who's who lol
But just in case it isn't -
Contrarian, Skeptic, Smitten, Broken
Cold, Quiet, Hero, Opportunist
Cheated, Hunted, Paranoid, Stubborn
#slay the princess#stp#stp the long quiet#voice of the broken#voice of the cheated#voice of the cold#voice of the contrarian#voice of the hero#voice of the hunted#voice of the opportunist#voice of the paranoid#voice of the skeptic#voice of the smitten#voice of the stubborn#I colored it!
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These bastards couldn’t stand still to take a family photo for five seconds smh
Humanized voices + Quiet from Petrified of who you are (and who you have become) by @dualogical on AO3, hopefully it's decently clear who's who lol
#slay the princess#stp#stp the long quiet#voice of the broken#voice of the cheated#voice of the cold#voice of the contrarian#voice of the hero#voice of the hunted#voice of the opportunist#voice of the paranoid#voice of the skeptic#voice of the smitten#voice of the stubborn#petrified fic#my fic got fanart again!
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Yes, yes I am/jk
In keeping with the religion theme, can we say the Narrator's plan was to sacrifice his Son for the good of humanity?
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