I've always wanted to learn to doodle. But two things always stood in my way: my gross motor skills, which I had been diagnosed with since childhood, and my almost complete lack of spatial perception. As a teenager, I googled how to draw stick figures because I had no idea how to get started. My former "best friend" just laughed at me about it and my motivation to ever start was completely gone.
Yesterday, my girlfriend and I made ourselves some awesome body paintings with body mark pens and as I didn't want to completely mess up, I tried to draw various very minimalist things as best I could. I am more than satisfied and surprised with the result.
Not completely bad for a gross motorist without an artistic eye, is it?
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Me, when idea:
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You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.
Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.
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ⓘ This user will quack at you!
ⓘ This user will meow at you!
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I have a new addiction!
I love this derpy fishy so much!
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"Die Bedeutung eines Satzes ist mehr als die Summe seiner Wörter."
Noch nie klang ein Satz in einer Vorlesung mehr nach tumblr als dieser hier. Mein 14-jähriges edgy Ich hätte es hier instant mit einem #deeptalk gepostet.
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actually if german was more widely spoken die känguru chroniken would have a huge fandom and like one half of the fandom would ship mark-uwe kling and the kangaroo and the other half would be very upset about that and there would be callout posts and block lists and it would be an absolute nightmare but also hilarious
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Translation: My voice when I burnt myself on the baking tray.
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languages will make rules and then be like. actually nah
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Yes, that’s how to philosophy. Can confirm.
*reading philosophy* hmm well it depends
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I’ve found a very special and interesting Facebook group:
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