duckselshop

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We honestly have so few customers that everything is on clearance.

All is currently selling for one universal unit per hundred items.

We have boxes of pancake mix with instructions on the box, if you want those.

I also heard you might want some hazelnuts and a hazelnut grinder.

Hey, does anyone have any recommendations of where to find nice pancakes? Thanks in advance :3

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Stop, that's Schrödinger's gun!

Why is there a shotgun sitting on the ground here?

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You're welcome!

*Pockets 6 universal unit$ because that was a double hat*

Now selling Niko hats!

Only 3 universal unit$ each!

And, as an interdimensional store, we have an endless supply!

Well thank you!

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I've been looking for another Birds in a Trench Coat to hang out with

silly goose? sister, i’m the entire giggle gaggle

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The shop is a bit lonely.

Please stop in?

We have a total customer count of two, which is the same as our number of locations!

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<duck> I recently obtained an Aot II

<duck> it's having an issue with the personality chip

<duck> for some reason, whenever it's charging and gets confused, it splits in half

<duck> i can't find any manuals, and don't know how or if they include manuals on the robot's memory

<System> User $duck has connected via @society-of-non-cats.

<duck> Hello there

<duck> Don't worry about how I got in

<duck> I set up a shop within the Niko village, so I'm connecting through their world machine

<duck> Anyways, do any of you know anything about robots?

<N0va> Ah, hi there.

<N0va> I'm quite familiar with them, what do you want to ask?

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Hey @society-of-non-cats, can you get me a message channel to the hackers?

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% Nobody sends asks here, so thx

I'm just gonna start sending the worst asks I can. I'm taking literal nothing of value questions like worse than whatever post prompts some sites give you.

Reblog to get trash in that ask hole I guess

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//Actually, you know what? I'm bored. Reblog this if you want Astra leaving a fake prophecy anon in your askbox. May or may not get to you, and depends on your blog not crossing any of my OOC nos/conflicts with Astra's character.

//This is intended for 7/8, but I may look at reblogs later if she's in the correct mood for this sort of troll again

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We have just restocked. We have… all our ducks in a row.

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not telling

Announcement that our employees are not objects to climb!

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You misunderstand why one would like to climb on this man.

Announcement that our employees are not objects to climb!

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:(

Announcement that our employees are not objects to climb!

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Please?

Announcement that our employees are not objects to climb!

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Should I make an alt account for roleplay? lol. Also, may I enter the shop?

% The 1st one: if you don't like the feed you get from roleplay, then yes

% Then the shop…

% Hold on, let me get the shopkeeper…

% *puts on shopkeeper hat*

“Woah, we haven't had a customer in a long time!”

“We have pets, strange foods, etc., but���”

“What brings you to our established establishment?”

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What?

I run @society-of-non-cats, you should check it out.

Also, it's creepy how fast that was.