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Shel Silverstein predicting ChatGPT in 1981

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wtf why do they come out that small its like normal kitten size

let’s be carried by mama

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my kings helping to keep the threat away

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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at one point i knew everything, but then i forgot

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me taking psych meds

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i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.

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it takes a polycule to raise a fish wizard

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my son is going to make goncharov (which is real) a musical

@i-need-sleep-bitch while im explaining asexuality to our straight friend: none sexual left beef

straight friend: give me a pizza with nothing

the entire table in unison: nothing???!!??????

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everyone should play a dnd campaign set in the present/future so you can reference real things from real life my in game son is explaining fnaf lore to his brother (not my son, egg and cheese sitch there)

@i-need-sleep-bitch while im explaining asexuality to our straight friend: none sexual left beef

straight friend: give me a pizza with nothing

the entire table in unison: nothing???!!??????

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@i-need-sleep-bitch while im explaining asexuality to our straight friend: none sexual left beef

straight friend: give me a pizza with nothing

the entire table in unison: nothing???!!??????

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if tumblr was an online game i’d run my character up to your character and spam the jump button and do backflips and frontflips over your character’s head to show you i’m excited to see you on the dash

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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point

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giving pregnant person both labor induction AND abortive medicine and betting on the outcome like horse racing

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fuck that im climbing up there and giving him an epidural

Going back in time to when they crucified Jesus. Not to save him (I’m pro choice) but to climb up there and feed him Ibuprofen and mini m&ms from my slightly cupped palm. like one might feed sugar cubes to a horse.