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This is probably going to be my favorite moment in all of How I Met Your Mother

season 2 episode 3

Teds mom: We are definitely going to try and communicate more.

Teds dad: From now on, full disclosure.

Ted: Good. Good, I think it'll be really good for the family.

Ted: By the way, how's Grandma? She hasn't returned my last couple of calls.

Teds parents: *silence*

Ted: *realization*

Teds parents: *more silence*

Teds mom: *stands up* I’m gonna get some juice. *leaves*

Ted: *disbelief* No. 

Teds dad: *awkward smile*

Ted: *horrified disbelief* No. 

Teds dad: *awkward smile part 2* You missed a great game last night. *Chuckles* Real squeaker. 

Robin: *horrified shock*

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What if night vale is a normal town and Cecil just does a lot of lsd

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What is UP with Pacifica northwest being named Pacifica northwest when she lives in the Pacific Northwest?????

Second question, why haven’t I put that together until now???

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I want to show up at peoples houses unannounced but they also have lives outside of me and I don’t want to interrupt it, ya know?

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listening to nothing (dr. stockill, emily) while staring at a bug you caught in you room is such a bop. (I decided not to kill it)

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I’m watching how I let your mother and I need one of teds college students to write Robin/Becky (the childish news reporter robins paired with for a while) enemies to lovers fan fiction because it’s proven that his class watches (or watched at one point) robins show.

also to entertain the idea of writing enemies to lovers fan fiction of Ted and Zoey.

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This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

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I think I think I’ve realized is that sometimes the happy loud smiling silly funny person isn’t just masking to hide what they’re really feeling from others, but it’s also to distract themselves from everything that is wrong.

making light of things when you’re alone feels pointless, but using the distraction, the break from the sadness, to bring others what you can’t truly feel, has a purpose.

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I got a pack of alien water bottle stickers for my bday and one of them has Detroit written on it and I automatically knew it was referencing Detroit, Michigan but I don’t know how.

Like. I don’t know what state my country’s capital is in. How do I know Detroit is in Michigan and more importantly,

w h y

do I know this

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Last song: Your obedient servant from Hamilton (I’ve been listening to it on loop since yesterday)

Last book: the unwanteds by Lisa mcmann

Last movie: Miraculous: Ladybug and Cat noir (I watched it with my little sister, but I actually like it. It’s cringy but in a good way)

Last show: Supernatural! (I haven’t finished it but I’ve been binge watching it. Before that I think was bee and puppycat)

Favorite color: currently pastel green and neon orange

Sweet, savory, or spicy: I prefer sweet things, but I’ll have bouts of craving savory and/spicy things. My spice tolerance is super low tho ha!

Relationship status: single and loving it, but also platonically married to my besties. (tbh tho I am not in the headspace to literally be in a relationship)

Last thing I googled: ‘how to divide fractions’ because math sucks and I forgot

Current obsession: Supernatural and paper crafts (I’ve made so many paper stars, 4 paper rats, a hedgehog, and too many pins on Pinterest that I will be making as soon as I can)

Looking forward to: summer, finishing supernatural (I’m on season 5, it’s gonna be a bit lol), making paper tea cups, and hanging out with friends soon.

Thanks for tagging me @loo011!

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Thanks for the tag, @inevitablemoment!

Last Song: "7:00 AM: Linger" by Alstad. It's an instrumental piece from my gigantic writing playlist. Funnily enough, I listened to the playlist for like 45 minutes last night without doing a bit of writing. 🤷‍♀️

Last Book: "All the Children are Home" by Patry Francis. Beautiful book, though it took me nearly 6 months to read it. (Nothing against the book; I just can't fly through them anymore like I used to as a kid)

Last Movie: The Wild Robot. It was incredible. Left me a blubbering mess.

Last TV Show: Been sick in bed all day and am marathoning "Little House on the Prairie."

Favorite Color: Yellow! Purple is a very close second.

Sweet, Savory, or Spicy: Depends. I think I tend to crave sugary things more than anything else. I cannot handle any form of spice at all. I've got a friend from Pakistan who sometimes makes me traditional food and she always says, "I purposely made it with no spice for you," except it's always still WAY too spicy for me no matter how hard she tries. Like, it's comical. She'll insist there is little to no spice, and I'll take half a spoonful and be sweating and in pain.

The food is still delicious, though.

Relationship Status: Single.

Last Thing I Googled: "is funnily a word?" Lol. It just never looks or sounds right to me.

Current Obsession: My obsessions and fixations don't rotate or change often, so...Back to the Future. Looks like that one's here to stay, everyone!

Looking Forward To: My entire body not aching, being able to breathe through my nose, and just generally not feeling like I was hit by several trucks (I have the flu).

Tagging @rose-of-pollux @bg-sparrow @rangerpippin @mythical-bookworm & anyone else who wants to participate!

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I don’t think there’s ever been a situation for me when the sound of lights is overwhelming.

However, I do get insanely stressed when I can hear them because I can never tell if it’s just me or if something is wrong and it should not be that loud.

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Played 20 questions with my sister. She was asking the questions.

My thing was Nico Di Angelo.

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Just watched dean get mauled by a hellhound and I’m absolutely devastated, but I can’t stop giggling… the blood looks like paint that’s been sitting in a basement for two years cause someone bought a shade of red just a little itty bit too close to pink

Man I’m going to hell for this

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Apparently sheeple is meant to be used in a derogatory way, cause it’s saying the people you refer to blindly follow others.

I just thought it was a cute combo of sheep and people.

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LIAR!!!

I DO believe you I just don’t remember it.

John peters you know the farmer has a dog named John peters you know the dog. But my friend doesn’t believe me and I need to make sure that I’m not going insane and making it up. Please tell me you know about John peters you know the dog.

if you do know John peters you know the dog then please tell me what episode he appears in

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Don’t eat artichoke by itself on an empty stomach when you’re already feeling like the adjective of sickness and bad

The world has called me out on my sins and strips me of power and life as it S H U N S me