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New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!

also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!

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“beige flags” “trauma dump” “the ick” let me ask you this have you ever gone outside and marvelled at the beauty of the spider’s web

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r/vexillology

The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain

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The person next to me in the train station is eating dicks and it smells so damn good

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Thinking about this wrong number text I got last month again

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This is the funniest comment I've seen today

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standard redditor interaction

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Jesse I have to sell you to one direction

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kitten i have to be honest your misunderstanding of what 'death of the author' actually means is getting embarassing and mommy would prefer if you posted less or maybe attended some classes on literary analysis

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judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"

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Found the funniest billboard I've ever seen in Milwaukee this weekend

Peta sucks but this is so funny